13,492% sudden unexplained interest boost in local Alabama news station

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RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 293 pts · 166d (21 replies)

god i wish i was her brother

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works · 480 pts · 166d (15 replies)

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 341 pts · 166d (11 replies)

It's alabama dude it's my only shot

daannii@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 166d (4 replies)

Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.

Omgpwnies@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 166d

so.. cousin? second cousin?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d (2 replies)

Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings

BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 165d

That's not goth. That's y'allternative

modus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d

But are they into her?

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 166d (5 replies)

Cousin could work!

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 30 pts · 166d (3 replies)

that's too normal tho

tourist@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 165d (1 reply)

I fucking love this thread

harmbugler@piefed.social · 4 pts · 165d

I wish I was this thread’s brother

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 165d

Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.

snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 165d

kissing cousins!

SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Is this the bee movie?

0ops@piefed.zip · 41 pts · 165d

It's from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a "close second". This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 165d (1 reply)

I want to be her toilet.

parody@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 165d

u r our toilet mags

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 164d

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 165d

No you don't.

dan69@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 165d

I wanna be her step brother

powerofm@lemmy.ca · 199 pts · 166d (12 replies)

I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 166d (5 replies)

I wish only the best for her in life.

IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 100 pts · 165d (4 replies)

Well thanks for hoping against me.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 165d (3 replies)

Be good for her and you're the wish.

Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s

IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 165d (2 replies)

I can fix ruin her. And not in the good way.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Pretty sure she would ruin you and in the best way possible

kindernacht@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d

That's the type of woman I'd let walk up one side of me and down the other, in heels....then thank her for the experience. 🤷

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 165d (4 replies)

Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 165d

No, Zuck must feed on your data.

iamahab@feddit.org · 9 pts · 165d (1 reply)
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d

Rad. Thank you for a link that didn't reek like lizardperson.

modus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d

Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.

Zuck needs this to exist.

Chozo@fedia.io · 4 pts · 165d

She talks like an AI crypto scam.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 58 pts · 166d (5 replies)

I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?

MTZ@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 166d (4 replies)

Lockheed Martin

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 165d (3 replies)

And how shit everything is.

VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d (2 replies)

Is that really news these days?

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Still gotta say it. Imo, everybody should be goth until conditions improve.

VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

I'll vote for that

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 166d (3 replies)

How to bring back profitability to local news

hansolo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 165d (2 replies)

I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"

Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."

sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 165d

"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."

Kaput@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d
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daggermoon@piefed.world · 42 pts · 165d

Finally

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 165d (2 replies)

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 165d (1 reply)

doot...doot...!

GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d

Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!

melfie@lemy.lol · 29 pts · 165d
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 165d

That's gotta be a confidence boost for her.

Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 166d (1 reply)

I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 165d

Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.

Saprophyte@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

She does powerlifting too.

Pat@feddit.nu · 12 pts · 165d

LOCKHEED MARTIN MENTIONED!

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d (5 replies)

Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?

kogasa@programming.dev · 9 pts · 165d

Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 165d (3 replies)

You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?

snoons@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 165d (1 reply)

The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.

Here's my favourite Pepe:

PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 165d

It's hard to describe great art but ya always know it when ya see it.

OG pepe was in fact a silly lil guy and that's about all 🤷‍♂️. But then!

Oh no. (another good art btw, cautiously confident saying not-fascist...so far squint)

anise@quokk.au · 9 pts · 165d

hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d (11 replies)

I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.

FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 67 pts · 165d (1 reply)

I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 165d

Nimis cito, vir, nimis cito.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 26 pts · 165d (3 replies)

Dudes seeing a woman in black: "Is this a goth?"

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d

Correction: she's wearing black and has visible tattoos.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 165d (1 reply)

It’s only goth if they’re Germanic people from a former Roman province, otherwise it’s just sparkling depression.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

They're making a good point, I don't see any black lipstick or fingernails which is like a minimum requirement for being goth.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 165d (2 replies)

Not a chud but... I'd like to hear the explanation anyway. What's a goth?

gmtom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 165d

More like this, though technically goth is firstly a music based subculture so if you wanted to you could wear cargo shorts and polo and call yourself a goth if you listen to goth bands, but goth fashion has become it's own thing and is usually what people refer to when they call someone goth.

And goth fashion is very Victorian influenced with dark and accoult theming and lots of corsets, lace and frills white or often white or very pale foundation with rather extreme black eye makeup and or lipstick and certain hairstyles like the bats nest.

Honestly it's a bit hard to put into definitive words and it's mostly a general vibe you get from them, but if you grow up in alternative social circles you are able to tell different sub culture fashion apart even if you can't explain it precisely.

sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 165d

"I need a cigarette."

shane@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:

https://www.dailydot.com/goth-news-chick-goes-viral-alabama

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d

Yeah the thing about alt subcultures being particularly common in such areas is reak

Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

we're in.

33550336@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d

The digits come from the π numer 3,141592...? As a nod to the international day of π?

SupersonicHail@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 165d

Is that the GameStop girl?! 

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

Once in a while a god news.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 164d

Which siblings are her parents?

MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · -23 pts · 166d (5 replies)

I think she was the star of the movie "the girl with the bicentennial asshole". It's a cheeky porn parody of bicentennial man, I think they even used AI to insert Robin Williams as every male performer in the film.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 166d

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Wth

1000013904

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 165d

On Etsy??????????

AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

🤨

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 164d

the world is truly an amazing place