It's from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a "close second". This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.
Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.
hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.
More like this, though technically goth is firstly a music based subculture so if you wanted to you could wear cargo shorts and polo and call yourself a goth if you listen to goth bands, but goth fashion has become it's own thing and is usually what people refer to when they call someone goth.
And goth fashion is very Victorian influenced with dark and accoult theming and lots of corsets, lace and frills white or often white or very pale foundation with rather extreme black eye makeup and or lipstick and certain hairstyles like the bats nest.
Honestly it's a bit hard to put into definitive words and it's mostly a general vibe you get from them, but if you grow up in alternative social circles you are able to tell different sub culture fashion apart even if you can't explain it precisely.
I think she was the star of the movie "the girl with the bicentennial asshole". It's a cheeky porn parody of bicentennial man, I think they even used AI to insert Robin Williams as every male performer in the film.
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RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 293 pts · 166d
god i wish i was her brother
Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works · 480 pts · 166d
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 341 pts · 166d
It's alabama dude it's my only shot
daannii@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 166d
Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 166d
so.. cousin? second cousin?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d
Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 165d
That's not goth. That's y'allternative
modus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
But are they into her?
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 166d
Cousin could work!
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 30 pts · 166d
that's too normal tho
tourist@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 165d
I fucking love this thread
harmbugler@piefed.social · 4 pts · 165d
I wish I was this thread’s brother
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 165d
Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.
snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 165d
kissing cousins!
SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d
Thank you, @Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 165d
Is this the bee movie?
0ops@piefed.zip · 41 pts · 165d
It's from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a "close second". This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 165d
I want to be her toilet.
parody@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 165d
u r our toilet mags
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 164d
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 165d
No you don't.
dan69@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 165d
I wanna be her step brother
powerofm@lemmy.ca · 199 pts · 166d
I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 166d
I wish only the best for her in life.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 100 pts · 165d
Well thanks for hoping against me.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 165d
Be good for her and you're the wish.
Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 165d
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
Pretty sure she would ruin you and in the best way possible
kindernacht@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
That's the type of woman I'd let walk up one side of me and down the other, in heels....then thank her for the experience. 🤷
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 165d
Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 165d
No, Zuck must feed on your data.
iamahab@feddit.org · 9 pts · 165d
https://imginn.com/avery.lewis_tv/
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d
Rad. Thank you for a link that didn't reek like lizardperson.
modus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.
Zuck needs this to exist.
Chozo@fedia.io · 4 pts · 165d
She talks like an AI crypto scam.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 58 pts · 166d
I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?
MTZ@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 166d
Lockheed Martin
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 165d
And how shit everything is.
VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
Is that really news these days?
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d
Still gotta say it. Imo, everybody should be goth until conditions improve.
VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d
I'll vote for that
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 166d
How to bring back profitability to local news
hansolo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 165d
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"
Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."
sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 165d
"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."
Kaput@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d
daggermoon@piefed.world · 42 pts · 165d
Finally
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 165d
Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 165d
doot...doot...!
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d
Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!
melfie@lemy.lol · 29 pts · 165d
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 165d
That's gotta be a confidence boost for her.
Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 166d
I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 165d
Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 165d
Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.
Saprophyte@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
She does powerlifting too.
Pat@feddit.nu · 12 pts · 165d
LOCKHEED MARTIN MENTIONED!
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d
Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?
kogasa@programming.dev · 9 pts · 165d
Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 165d
You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?
snoons@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 165d
The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.
Here's my favourite Pepe:
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 165d
It's hard to describe great art but ya always know it when ya see it.
OG pepe was in fact a silly lil guy and that's about all 🤷♂️. But then!
Oh no. (another good art btw, cautiously confident saying not-fascist...so far squint)
anise@quokk.au · 9 pts · 165d
hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.
gmtom@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d
I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 67 pts · 165d
I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.
Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 165d
Nimis cito, vir, nimis cito.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 26 pts · 165d
Dudes seeing a woman in black: "Is this a goth?"
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
Correction: she's wearing black and has visible tattoos.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 165d
It’s only goth if they’re Germanic people from a former Roman province, otherwise it’s just sparkling depression.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
They're making a good point, I don't see any black lipstick or fingernails which is like a minimum requirement for being goth.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 165d
Not a chud but... I'd like to hear the explanation anyway. What's a goth?
gmtom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 165d
More like this, though technically goth is firstly a music based subculture so if you wanted to you could wear cargo shorts and polo and call yourself a goth if you listen to goth bands, but goth fashion has become it's own thing and is usually what people refer to when they call someone goth.
And goth fashion is very Victorian influenced with dark and accoult theming and lots of corsets, lace and frills white or often white or very pale foundation with rather extreme black eye makeup and or lipstick and certain hairstyles like the bats nest.
Honestly it's a bit hard to put into definitive words and it's mostly a general vibe you get from them, but if you grow up in alternative social circles you are able to tell different sub culture fashion apart even if you can't explain it precisely.
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 165d
"I need a cigarette."
shane@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 165d
Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:
https://www.dailydot.com/goth-news-chick-goes-viral-alabama
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
Yeah the thing about alt subcultures being particularly common in such areas is reak
Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
we're in.
33550336@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
The digits come from the π numer 3,141592...? As a nod to the international day of π?
SupersonicHail@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 165d
Is that the GameStop girl?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
Once in a while a god news.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 164d
Which siblings are her parents?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · -23 pts · 166d
I think she was the star of the movie "the girl with the bicentennial asshole". It's a cheeky porn parody of bicentennial man, I think they even used AI to insert Robin Williams as every male performer in the film.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 166d
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 165d
Wth
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 165d
On Etsy??????????
AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
🤨
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 164d
the world is truly an amazing place