I am SO HAPPY to see big tits on my timeline instead of anime children showing their whole ass. Like. Reddit is not ok. I will happily accept having to see mommy milkers instead of lipless, eyebrow-deficient bobbleheaded children in lingerie.
For real right? Fuck neonatal features 🙅 all my homies love broads who are above drinking age. And probably not drawn by a dude who only consumes cartoon porn.
Yeah you gotta start blocking those communities. I've probably blocked 50 at this point and Lemmy is 100 times better without the stream of weird drawings of half naked teenagers
I assume you must have blocked the anime lemmy instance, or ml doesn't federate with it. It's not contained to reddit by any means.
There's a small cadre of users posting fan art of various shows and games on lemmy too, where I regularly can tell at a glance that whatever artist they're posting also does hentai. Sometimes what they've posted is even just the one SFW image from a set. Thank god for the block button.
Okay, so Troy and Abed, two community college students, told a scary story where two military pilots crash landed in the woods by a mad scientist's cabin. The scientist (depicted as their elderly friend Pierce) sewed them together while they were unconscious from the crash. But what he didn't realise is that connecting their brains together gave them psychic powers. So then they did weird surgery on him for revenge. They put his butt on his chest and swapped his hands and feet. This is him after he wakes up from the surgery.
Protip for anyone with a similarly endowed partner: back rubs and scritches right along the line where the bra clasps along the back after they take it off in the evening is wonderful for them. Least it was for my ex and is for my wife.
Man, I can't be the only one that feels like it's just a little creepy to talk about someone any of us only barely know through the internet like that. Especially knowing she's literally 18 vs the average age around here seeming to start at the upper 30s.
Anyway, from what I can tell she doesn't have much issue getting it, she's just still horny. Having the collective of lemmy effectively cheering her on probably doesn't help, even if her posts are legitimately entertaining.
I remember being a sexually active 18yo. Hormones are a motherfucker. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Had a long term GF who was just as much of a freak as I was. We used to try and beat our "high score" of orgasms per day. I was in no way "deprived" yet it was still easily 75% of what I thought about at any given moment. I found an old reddit account of mine from that time, and it is embarassingly horny as hell.
So cut the (quite) young adult some slack and don't be parasocial about it please.
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AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml · 73 pts · 156d
I am SO HAPPY to see big tits on my timeline instead of anime children showing their whole ass. Like. Reddit is not ok. I will happily accept having to see mommy milkers instead of lipless, eyebrow-deficient bobbleheaded children in lingerie.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 70 pts · 156d
ickplant@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 156d
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 156d
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 156d
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 156d
greygore@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 155d
Sean Connery + Mr Bean = Walter Breen?!
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 155d
‘Zazmoze's potion’
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 156d
For real right? Fuck neonatal features 🙅 all my homies love broads who are above drinking age. And probably not drawn by a dude who only consumes cartoon porn.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 156d
Did you see Jamie Lee Curtis promoting this film?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 156d
Jesus Christ.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 156d
Like an orange in a sock
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 156d
Like a couple of Honeybaked Hams.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d
I'm scared to click on that. What movie is it?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 156d
It is a freaky disney film.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d
Looks to be a classic mother-daughter flick where they use each other's bodies.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 156d
Yeah you gotta start blocking those communities. I've probably blocked 50 at this point and Lemmy is 100 times better without the stream of weird drawings of half naked teenagers
Agrivar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 156d
Yes! I've found my people!
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 156d
I assume you must have blocked the anime lemmy instance, or ml doesn't federate with it. It's not contained to reddit by any means.
There's a small cadre of users posting fan art of various shows and games on lemmy too, where I regularly can tell at a glance that whatever artist they're posting also does hentai. Sometimes what they've posted is even just the one SFW image from a set. Thank god for the block button.
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 155d
Man, fucking sing it!
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 156d
Dr. Jones big naturals
You are now a policy wonk
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 156d
The one time I'm ok with censorship on the internet
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 156d
Oh god why eyes today?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 156d
No... no,no,no,no.
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 156d
My bust is freakishly large
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 156d
why you pimp so good
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 156d
FreeBeard@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 156d
Only the King of Kings might satisfy her.
Are YOU up for the task?
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 156d
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 155d
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d
Probably need a spoiler tag... As this is, NSFW or something? Honestly no idea what is going on here
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 156d
Okay, so Troy and Abed, two community college students, told a scary story where two military pilots crash landed in the woods by a mad scientist's cabin. The scientist (depicted as their elderly friend Pierce) sewed them together while they were unconscious from the crash. But what he didn't realise is that connecting their brains together gave them psychic powers. So then they did weird surgery on him for revenge. They put his butt on his chest and swapped his hands and feet. This is him after he wakes up from the surgery.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 155d
troy and abed in the morning... nights
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d
Stream of consciousness. Ok ...
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 156d
Is that Miriam margoylees?
hansolo@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 156d
I, for one, welcome our new busty overlords.
DoomGuy_n66@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 156d
WTF is that?!! WTF you did?!!
irelephant@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 156d
back pain
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 156d
Protip for anyone with a similarly endowed partner: back rubs and scritches right along the line where the bra clasps along the back after they take it off in the evening is wonderful for them. Least it was for my ex and is for my wife.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 156d
Kevin James stars as Bob in Adam Sandler's Fight Club.
softwarist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 155d
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 156d
Maul Blart, Bust Cop
wuffah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 156d
gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 156d
I can't tell you how much I hate this.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 156d
🎵 If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, and I'd love to see yours too! 🎵
kieron115@startrek.website · 4 pts · 156d
“I am both confused and, if we’re being totally honest, a little aroused”
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 156d
Its a good look.
TronBronson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d
Gabba ghoul giggity
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d
Lol that's horrifying
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d
Please no AI.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d
this one's older than GenAI
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 155d
:D
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 156d
Who's going to take one for the team and bang Violet?
fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 156d
You asume she wants any of us basement dwellers.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d
She does seem extremely picky.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 156d
Man, I can't be the only one that feels like it's just a little creepy to talk about someone any of us only barely know through the internet like that. Especially knowing she's literally 18 vs the average age around here seeming to start at the upper 30s.
Anyway, from what I can tell she doesn't have much issue getting it, she's just still horny. Having the collective of lemmy effectively cheering her on probably doesn't help, even if her posts are legitimately entertaining.
I remember being a sexually active 18yo. Hormones are a motherfucker. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Had a long term GF who was just as much of a freak as I was. We used to try and beat our "high score" of orgasms per day. I was in no way "deprived" yet it was still easily 75% of what I thought about at any given moment. I found an old reddit account of mine from that time, and it is embarassingly horny as hell.
So cut the (quite) young adult some slack and don't be parasocial about it please.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 156d
Well you certainly know more about her than I do.
Agrivar@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 156d
Why would we want to do anything that might detract from all her awesome hornyposting? It's such a pleasant change to have it coming from a lady!
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 156d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -2 pts · 156d
I’m not a huge fan of middle aged men.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 4 pts · 156d
Come on SatansMaggotyCumFart, don't misgender. If she says she's a lady, she's a lady.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 156d
And if she chooses a troll instance to post from but says she’s eighteen these thirsty motherfuckers eat that shit up.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 4 pts · 156d
Ain't nothing wrong with a little fun. She ain't hurting anyone, is she? Then let's believe her.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 156d
You can chose to believe what you want to believe.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 156d
Hell yeah, that's soulism
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 156d
I’m still fairly sure I’m a brain in a jar and everything is imperfect data being fed to me.
ramasses@social.ozymandias.club · 2 pts · 156d