Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.*

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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 236 pts · 165d (7 replies)

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

DigDoug@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Maybe she's X Æ A-12's sister. I didn't know Elon Musk had another daughter.

tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 165d

He's had like 6 since then. That we know of. Probably.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

You may think this is some "gotcha", but the image is clearly mirrored, and U.RA.ΩHY is a perfectly normal name here in AⴓeⰃ⫝c≜.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 163d

It's not mirrored. The flag is facing the correct way.

GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 165d

what about AΓR.U. though... Or 4R.U. (who has one tooth that is way more prominent than the others)

Sergio@piefed.social · 7 pts · 165d

Plus, she consumed a lot of water and stole a lot of art!

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 2 pts · 165d

I like the one that has a sickle in her name/ identification number and weird spider thumbs

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 165d (11 replies)

But but but, count the number of fingers guys! It’s 5 fingers per hand! Haha libz!

Never mind the unnecessary second iPhone.

kn33@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 165d (3 replies)

Or the nonsense name badges

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 165d

In this house Pvt. Yhq.Ar.U is goddamn American hero. 🇺🇸🫡🦅🦅🦅

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Or that the iPhone(s) would only make sense in a mirror selfie.

jj4211@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

Back in the 80s, the second any two boomers had some sort of camera at the same time they would immediately take a picture of each other talking each other's pictures because obviously it would be hilarious. So maybe another gaggle if AI generated people are getting their pictures taken at the same time, and two of the aigen ladies wanted to make sure they had their own copies ..

ElJefe@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Both held by the exact same hand

pivot_root@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

Which is uncannily large for the wrist it's attached to.

db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d (4 replies)

Or the backwards flag patches

wjrii@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 165d (3 replies)

That one's not actually a problem. The flag is always "hoist side forward" to symbolize a no-retreat mentality. We shall ignore Vietnam and Afghanistan, and how that goes in the reign of President "why they no helping me?!?" remains to be seen.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 165d

When you are printing the first million patches and you notice they are backwards, but you don't want to fix it: big brain time 😎

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 165d (1 reply)

You are right, but also this is implied as a mirror selfie, so they should actually be flipped.

Hawke@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

But phone selfies mirror the image already so it should be forward again. So it’s correct I guess?

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Ironic too to use this AI propaganda when Kegseth is doing his best to purge women out of the military.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 165d

Keggerseth doesn't want women to serve IN the military. He wants them to serve UNDER the military.

SELF FIST BUMP !BOOM! YOU CHODES

rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz · 51 pts · 165d (1 reply)

At least the russian propaganda babes I've seen have been real women, but I guess it's not surprising these MAGA idiots are incompetent in copying the shady shit.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 165d

One of the post-collapse Soviet Bloc's biggest exports was "fashion models".

Sex trafficking young, thin, blonde girls out of Bulgaria and Poland and Ukraine and Russia was a big part of Jeffery Epstein's job and a lucrative inroad to people like Les Wexner and Jean-Luc Brunel.

For natives in these regions, there's no need to use AI to generate what your economy was already churning out in droves.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 165d (14 replies)

The title reads like OOP is also a bot/sockpuppet.

It doesn’t quite flow like proper low-literacy American English, but someone who diligently studied insta posts from that demographic.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 165d (2 replies)

I am not a bot. Nor do I use insta. Lol

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 165d (1 reply)

No not you! Original OP, as in whoever wrote the title in your image. Sorry for the confusion /gen

MTZ@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 165d

Oh, derp. Lol

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 165d (10 replies)

Sounds like an average American teenager with a D in English to me.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 165d (9 replies)

Ya got me! 🫪

tpyo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d (8 replies)

🫪 omg I didn't realize that was an official emoji

Haha thanks for using it. I'll be inflicting it upon everyone now

Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 165d (7 replies)

Alright then, keep your secrets. What emoji?

tpyo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d (5 replies)
Betchisan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Wish Android can display these new Apple's emoji drop. It's funny asf.

tpyo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

Well. I am on Android. I'm using the Summit lemmy app

But the emoji is great and I love it

Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 164d (2 replies)

Thanks for clearing that up :D this guy looks funny as hell 😂

tpyo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

Doesn't it?? It's adorable and definitely conveys my feelings at times

Glad I could straighten out the confusion

::: spoiler spoiler 🫪🫪🫪 :::

nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 165d

🫪

Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com · 33 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Conservatives dont have a realistic view on woman anyway trust me these are just as real as the ones they "know" in real life.

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d

What country do they live in now? I mean it can't be Canada anymore.

DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 165d

Me, an intellectual, "no I am quite certain Illinois hasn't deployed anyone."

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 164d (4 replies)

Ahh yes, the soldier named "yhq au.u"

Drasglaf@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 164d

What, she's Elon Musk's niece.

SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 164d (2 replies)

It's mirrored. You can tell because the US flag patches are backwards. So it's actually U.RA.LHY

...yeah okay, it's slop.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 163d (1 reply)

The flag isn't backwards. The stars always face forward on a uniform or vehicle.

SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 162d

Ah. My mistake! Learn something new every day...

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 165d (7 replies)

The hands alone are a dead giveaway. The fingers still look wring and the phone hold finger spacing would make Rachmaninoff blush.

Edit:

After another closer look, it isn't as bad for finger spacing, but certainly doesn't look human, IMO.

abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 165d (1 reply)

None of the names are legible and the front two are both showing a one star general ranking.

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 164d

That I did notice, but my eyes are always drawn first to hands for obvious detection reasons.

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 165d (2 replies)

For me it was the lower right figure. The finger length thumb just put my brain on instant repulsion.

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 165d

Oh god! Just noticed that and it's horrifying!

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 164d

What? You don't like double length thumb knuckle girls??

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 164d

Still trying to read those names....

YH omega h aru

Like a modern toxic masculinity weeb

IratePirate@feddit.org · 1 pts · 164d

The hands alone are a dead giveaway. The fingers still look wring and the phone hold finger spacing would make Rachmaninoff blush.

Where do you see fingers? All I see here is paws and claws...

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 164d (3 replies)

Conservatives: I'm anti abortions! It should be illegal! It's against God!

Also conservatives: pushes stripper / underage daughter to take an abortion so the wife won't find out.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 164d

The Alabama Protocol. 👍

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 164d
Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 164d

Because it is different for them. It's justified for them personally. But everyone else is going to hell.

hr_@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 165d (4 replies)

What's fascinating is the constant worry about trans and women not being able to serve be cause they couldn't possibly. But somehow, that is fine be cause they're pretty? Just another example of the inconsistency in their thinking.

_g_be@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d (3 replies)

I figured out a couple years ago that pointing out the hypocrisy doesn't phase them. Some of them even enjoy having some leftie mad at them, it emboldens them.

GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 164d (2 replies)

Because hypocrisy is irrelevant or sometimes even the point. Their goal is to say that our group good, theirs bad. When we do it, it's OK. When they do it, it's bad. Doesn't matter what it is. We do good things, they do bad.

_g_be@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Ah. Well you see I was raised to think that the US was an egalitarian society, that hard work leads to success, that people should be measured by their actions.

And I believed it. My bad, that's on me.

GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 164d

I was the same. I understand.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 164d (9 replies)

Why does it look ai generated?

Saviorself@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 164d (4 replies)

Because it is! Look at the text on their chest rig, and their are two girls taking the same photo, with the same phone, holding it the exact same. I'm sure their are more but that's just what jumped out at me

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 164d (2 replies)

There are more of these, uniforms with Jessica on them....uh, they don't put first names on uniforms. The Bone Spur Batallion wouldn't get that.

This Elite force looks like they would invade the enemy and brutally block them on Facebook.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 164d

This Elite force looks like they would invade the enemy and brutally block them on Facebook.

lmao

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 161d

Lmfao

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 161d

Yeah thats what I thought because face is just too soft and someone who goes through army training doesn't have this much soft face.

Neverbeaten@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d (1 reply)

It’s the same hand holding the same phone, but it is in there twice. Not even the perspective has changed. That’s one easy giveaway.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 161d

Yeah also their faces are just too soft so that one is definitely ai generated.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d (1 reply)

I guess it just really do be like that sometimes.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 161d

bruzzard@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 164d

Begun, the clone war has...

bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 165d (6 replies)

Is it supposed to be TV behind them or a window? You decide!

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Do they not have blinds in your country?

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d

blinds

pokes my eyes out

"well now I can't see, thanks a lot"

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d (3 replies)

What makes you say it’s a TV?

bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 165d (2 replies)

The blinds on the side wall are either the skinniest I've ever seen or are blocked by the "TV"

ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d

Yeah, it is bizarre. I'm on desktop so I opened the pic in a new tab, opened it to full height, and there are what look like a set of dark brown horizontal slat blinds compressed at the top as if raised (it's flat-fronted so not a roll), then behind that another set of lighter brown horizontal slats down the right side as if lowered, and a square of glass in front of both.

Their AI decorator is . . . conflicted.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 165d

The blinds are rolled up along the top.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 165d

Clone Wars

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 164d

Massive Arian Master Race vibes on that picture.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d (2 replies)

Random thought: I think the US higher echelon tech already has AI that knows how to spell and count fingers.

Civilians are usually about 10 years behind.

It's kinda scary am I going off the deep end? Am I a schizophrenic now?

MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

No, you aren't at all. Mili-tech far outpaces civili-tech.

jj4211@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

Thanks to genai ads, we will all be schizophrenic soon as every electronic device will be taking specifically to each of us constantly.

Enzy@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 164d

Truly a shitty shitpost

Aeri@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 164d

Sergeant YHAAR.U might take offense to this.

entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 164d

OP falls for bot bait

PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 164d

This picture made me both physically and spiritually ill.

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d

Thoughts and prayers for all serving in the UHG ARU in these difficult times.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 6 pts · 165d

Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d (2 replies)

So these "women" are so hot he'd like to shoot them?

MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d

Don't try to bring logic into it. You may injurev yourself that way.

lemmus@szmer.info · 4 pts · 164d

Well Russians are raping local people or sth. Maybe he meant it that way...

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d

There's something amusing, about the idea of these MAGA lumps shelling out their beer money to see what amounts to a very elaborate cartoon.

Conservatism. Grifting grifters grifting grifting grifters.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 165d

Good soldiers follow orders looking mother fuckers. Though they are significantly less attractive than Temuera Morrison.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 164d

What a "Stepford Wives" vibe this is.

core@leminal.space · 4 pts · 163d

Its boringly stereotypical that they're using blond haired white women to get the racists to sign up.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 164d

it's just military advertisement to get more young recruits in

LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -34 pts · 165d (24 replies)

Are you implying this is AI? I'm confused, there are no hallmarks in this image of AI.

Carmakazi@piefed.social · 73 pts · 165d (10 replies)

Cpl. YHQ.AR.U up front. It's getting better for sure but it's not perfect.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 165d (7 replies)

Female soldiers need to tie their hair up in uniform too. Its like seeing marines with an untucked shirt.

Johandea@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 165d (6 replies)

Wait, what?! Do females need to your up their hair and men do not? No matter the length of either persons hair?

socsa@piefed.social · 21 pts · 165d (5 replies)

Men can't have hair below the ear at all

Johandea@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 165d (4 replies)

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

Agrivar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d (3 replies)

What's crazy about requiring short hair in the military? I'm an old hippy with long hair - trust me, that shit gets in my eyes and mouth when it's windy or I'm doing something at an odd angle, and I'm not even trying to do anything with guns or explosives! More surprising that they let women grow it out only to require it be pinned up anyway!

Johandea@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 165d

The hair rule is not weird at all. It's the different standards for different people that's completely bonkers. What would a hairstyle be more problematic on one head but not the other?

The_Lurker@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 165d (1 reply)

It's not her fault that her parents were brother and sister.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 165d

Or Elon Musk

Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 165d (7 replies)

Look at the phones and the hands holding them. Identical.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 165d
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 165d (3 replies)

Also the hair is very odd and the heads are too small for the bodies.

Photonic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d (2 replies)

As a 6’4” man with a size S hat size I feel attacked

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 165d

Sorry bud, youre a clanker now.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d

Is your name Zippy?

StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social · 5 pts · 165d

And the phones have weird extra spots above and below the offset camera

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d

And the fact two people are taking the selfie at all is bizarre.

  • One – Obvious.
  • Multiple but spaced out over time – Maybe strange, but makes some sense if you want to use them locally and don't want to wait to have it sent to you.
  • Everyone doing it – Makes sense as a humorous gimmick.
  • Exactly two people out of a group of five?
    • As you said, same phone, so zero technical quality difference.
    • Basically the same angle.
    • The rear one will probably capture the first phone in her shot.
    • Looks stupid as fuck.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d (1 reply)

That's what I would say also if I was subscribed to these AI broads' AI onlyfans.

LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -2 pts · 165d

Pardon?

socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 165d (1 reply)

You can tell because the one in the middle has no butthole.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

Silly, we determined in second grade that girls don't poop because none of them have buttholes. Anal sex for straights is a myth, like birds or the NRA.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 164d

Look at the names on their clothing

Sergeant Yhilar.u.
Sergeant A5r.u.