The worst Italian mobster names you can think of

I'll start

  • Barry "The Hatchet"
  • Johnny Fiddlesticks
  • Big Bussy
  • Timmy Two Nostrils
  • Greg
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40 Comments

lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 151d (1 reply)
  • Barry "The Hatchet"

You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 151d

Yeah that one is cool

Heinous@feddit.online · 24 pts · 151d (1 reply)

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Pussy Hands

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 151d

And a good day to youse.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 151d (2 replies)

Parma John

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d (1 reply)

He said "worst" mob names...

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 151d

Mama Mia I was a fallin asleepa

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione Zamboni

rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 150d

Obviously they'd never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn't have a postcode.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 151d

The Gobba Ghoul

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 151d

Loose-Lips Larry

gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 151d

Pee-wee Hurt 'em

Ivan The Incontinent

Sloppy Joe

Ben Bada Bingo

Judas The Snitch

Oliver Garden

Fat Arteries

Sammy Stutters

Jimmy No Toes

Edit:

Amish Steve "The Hacker"

He don't know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 151d

Garry Baldy

M137@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d

It's-a me, Mobario!

Naich@piefed.world · 7 pts · 151d

Johnny the Sharter

Mucus Kevin

Big Paulie Prolapse

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d

Parta DaMobba

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 151d

Tony Falsetto

666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d

Johnny Juicy

Denjin@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 151d

Jimmy One Time

Hey I'm gonna go get the papers.

Sure thing Jimmy.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

Alfredo Goodfelow

Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

So far zero italian, they're all english. Mr. Gus Pacho is spanish probably.

red_sock@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 151d

::: spoiler spoiler Frankie the Squealer :::

db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d

Bigus Dickus

Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 151d

Gus Pacho

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 151d

Not seeing a lot of short ones:

  • Sleezo
  • Skunk
  • Weenie
  • Dogfucker
  • Spaz
  • Pork Rinds
  • Shakes
  • Depends
  • Stank
  • Gassy
  • The Feet
  • Cranky Pants
  • Fussy
  • Titboy
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 3 pts · 151d

Donny Little Hands

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 151d

Vinny Numbery

bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 151d

Don Nostril

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 151d

Johnny Bagadonuts.

Lenny "Short Eyes" (he likes 'em young!)

Vinny "the Fish" (aka Vincenzo Pesce)

python@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 151d

Frank "The Prank"

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d (2 replies)

What's a "bussy"?

FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 151d (1 reply)

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d

😞

Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 151d

Ima Killyah (female) Brooklyn Focaccia

lime@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 151d
sinextitan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Luigi? nah that's based.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Guido and Nunzio

TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

Polly Pissface

garth@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 151d

Vinny Bagadonuts