Which government he might be talking about 🤔

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Carmakazi@piefed.social · 190 pts · 164d (10 replies)

"Iran is run by theocratic psychopaths who only understand the language of violence!"

MML@sh.itjust.works · 89 pts · 164d (7 replies)

And they marry children instead of just molesting them like an upstanding Christian!

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 73 pts · 164d (1 reply)
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TheseusNow@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 164d

Uh, I believe the term is "underage women" not children or girls or minors. /s

queermunist@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 164d (4 replies)

Child marriage is legal in most US states.

redbrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d (2 replies)

...but it's okay to rape them though....crazy F%$KS!

queermunist@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 164d (1 reply)

And wouldn't you know it? The same states where child marriage is legal are also states where marital rape is treated as legally distinct from non-marital rape. In Iowa, for example, subsection (2) of article 709.4 Sexual abuse in third degree, excludes sexual acts committed by adults with children as young as 12, provided the parties are "cohabiting as husband and wife."

saltesc@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 164d

God damn, not even the Vatican has laws like that now. Their age of consent went from 12 to 18 recently. I believe the marriage exception got raised to 14, which is still kind of wild, but not Iowa levels. Many of those laws are in place for, and exceptional to, accomodating marriages that occured in a culture where it is acceptable but the marriage is obviously no longer in that country/culture.

For those that consider marriage "a thing" these laws are intended to balance the respect of marriage and respect the immaturity of a young mind and body. For those, like me, that recognise there is literally no purpose for marriage, they're entirely insane laws to go that low.

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 4 pts · 164d

The Venn diagram of the states where you can marry a child and those where Trump won is a circle. 

ink@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 164d

Every accusation a confession.

danc4498@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 164d

The Christian right?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 164d (4 replies)

Tbf it's not exactly same as US. Iran is using those weapons in self-defense instead of invading random countries an ocean + sea + two geographic regions away.

MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 164d (3 replies)

Also, we're apparently low on munitions, so we're failing at even spending our money on that.

regedit@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 164d (2 replies)

No wonder the Pentagon hasn't passed an audit in a decade or something!

matlag@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Actually the reason is the US uses 3M$ anti-missile missiles to intercept 20k$ drones. It was obvious from the start they would run out of them way while Iran would keep producing more of their drones (plus the ones they get from Russia).

It's quite unbelievable they the US were so confident in their capabilities they didn't bother to learn anything from the war in Ukraine, where swarms of cheap drones have replaced advanced but costly missiles for years now.

So the money may be genuinely used on weapons (and well, lobsters and steaks…). It's just spent stupid.

regedit@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 163d

Healthcare is too expensive!

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 164d (5 replies)

Coulda funded the healthcare subsidies twice over for the 200b they're asking for

Red0ctober@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 164d

Lol, that would have helped poor people. Can't have that.

ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 10 pts · 164d

They could fund a public healthcare system twice over with the money the federal government is already spending providing piece meal health care through several inefficient programs. The war crime fund could solve the housing problem though.

superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 164d

Th government is using health care to force people to continue working. They know they can fund it. They also know if healthcare becomes free in the US, there are lots of people who can just stop working. If they made healthcare free I'd likely be able to stop working by age 45

plyth@feddit.org · 4 pts · 164d

But then why should people feel the need to join the army?

TheseusNow@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 164d

Easily cover half of the student loan forgiveness plans that would have been in place for 1-3 decades vs a few months of expenses...

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 164d (2 replies)

This is nonsense.

Potatoes have an INCREDIBLE amount of self-awareness for something without a nervous system.

regedit@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Anything with that many eyes is definitely self-aware!

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 163d

Bloodborne vibes.

vpol@feddit.uk · 52 pts · 164d (1 reply)

No, he just doesn’t count you as people.

bearoftheisle@europe.pub · 4 pts · 164d

I seriously doubt he considers Iranian people people either, maybe he's talking about rich Iranians? Maybe Iran isn't as good at pandering to the wealthy as the US is?

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 164d (5 replies)
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hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 164d (4 replies)

*malice **stupidity

Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social · 8 pts · 164d (3 replies)

(It was intentional...!)

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 163d (1 reply)

It was malicious.

Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social · 1 pts · 162d

True dat, mayy beee...

hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 164d

lol. ok

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 164d (5 replies)

These are truly the times when the USA citizens should learn some tricks of government management from the France.

plyth@feddit.org · 16 pts · 164d (4 replies)

You mean they should let somebody crown himself as emperor and start a land war in Asia?

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 9 pts · 164d (2 replies)

Never. Get involved in a land war in Asia!

bless@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 164d

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 164d

Unless you're already Asian, then fill your boots!

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 164d

Yeah everyone here likes to bring up guillotines and the French Revolution, but it's like none of them know what happened after.

shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Iran has healthcare, you don't

tino_408@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 164d

lol I’m god

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 164d (2 replies)

For anyone wanting verification.

While the quote is paraphrased but he absolutely said this.

https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/secretary-hegseth-and-joint-chiefs-chair-hold-briefing-amid-iran-conflict/675871

JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Timestamp 24:52 for anyone interested

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d

I guess jen is bringing the drugs and the timestamps

hesh@quokk.au · 21 pts · 164d

Tell me this motherfucker did not actually say this with a straight face

Edit: He did.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 164d (2 replies)

I'm not fron usa but did he literally said that?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 164d

I would love it if Iran asked Pete Hegseth to check with the 2006 Time Magazine person of the year with who does that to their country/citizens.

Allero@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 164d

From the creator of:

"We're fighting religious fanatics who seek a nuclear capability in order for some religious Armageddon"

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 163d

Does this dipshit realize he'll never be safe in public again? Probably anywhere on Earth.

And I don't think he gets lifetime tax payer funded Secret Service protection like America is prepared to give a felon rapist pedophile.

thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 13 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Does he hear himself? Like I feel like we're living in a sketch show.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 164d

no he only hears the call of nazis.

tomi000@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 164d (1 reply)

No way he actually said that xD

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 164d

islamic republic of iran, is largely ther because of USA/UK when they installed the shah.

guy@piefed.social · 9 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Surely this is not real?

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 164d

Fucking moron.

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d

Why he gotta speak ill of the potato

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 164d

It’s mockery. He knows there are no consequences for him, these press briefings are just going through the motions.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 164d

They truly have reached the same point that Putin has, where you can invert any statement of theirs to get the actual truth

snowdriftissue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Every time I see Hegseths face I am glad it is not Matthew Miller

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d

He has the face of a potato.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 164d

"Do you have an irony deficiency?"- Joseph in The Handmaid's Tale

obinice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d (2 replies)

Who is "he" and what did he say?

This feels like a post that should include a link or an image...

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 164d

there is an image

do you not see it

::: spoiler Image :::

Agrivar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d
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