And you use them to light cigarettes that literally go up in smoke. You can’t even store the smoke in your lungs, but at least you get to keep the tar and cancer.
We can still see the outline of your sex toys, so as long as you're sticking to that gauge and length (impressive, though!) you might want to double or even triple bag.
Best regards,
That totally-not-a-surveilence-van across the street.
That reminds me of a Lily Tomlin joke: "The other day I bought a little wastebasket and brought it home in a paper bag. Then I crumpled up the paper bag and put it in the wastebasket." A lot of her stand-up act was just making little ironic observations like that.
Food packaging also really irks me. Technically, it has a use beyond being thrown away, but there's just so much of it. You can readily find products in the shops that should be advertised as "plastic trash" and they just stuck a bit of food inside to keep it in shape...
I used to get them for free from the grocery store, and then dumbasses banned them, now for the first time in my life I need to purchase them separately to use once instead of twice.
Children are just things you make that will eventually die, some ending up killing themselves because of you constantly telling them how much a disappointment they are, because you are also fucked up from your parent's doing the same thing.
poop bags to. I used to sorta hate using them as I use the grocery bags for it along as little trash bags (although they get tied up and thrown into a bigger trash back when full). The poop bag rolls are just to good to make sure you never are without a bag (you need to have two attached to your leash sho you can refill one after its out while useing the other). Could say cat litter although you could debate you use it for a purpose first but then again you can say that about poop bags and ultimately trash bags. Its purpose being collecting the trash in one location before disposal.
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rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 55 pts · 131d
Don't get me started on toilet paper
yyyesss@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 131d
I used to justify buying the cheapest brand possible because it's just to wipe shit on then throw away.
my wife says I'm not wrong but...
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d
Good Lord your ass must've been like a cheese grater took to it
yyyesss@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d
⭕🧻
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 129d
3ply FTW.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 131d
Most of us throwing money in the toilet everyday
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 131d
Technically one buys food just to eventually flush it down the toilet after briefly using it to maintain energy and mass.
Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 131d
And matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 131d
And you use them to light cigarettes that literally go up in smoke. You can’t even store the smoke in your lungs, but at least you get to keep the tar and cancer.
tdawg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d
Either the match burns out or I do
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 23 pts · 131d
Not 'just' throw away. They provide a very nice convenience of bundling a bunch of trash together and make it all easier to transport to the bin.
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 11 pts · 131d
Thx for explaining what trash bags do.
bryndos@fedia.io · 18 pts · 131d
frisbee
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 131d
That's not true! I also buy condoms
xia@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 126d
Which are arguably another type of trash bag.
remon@ani.social · 12 pts · 131d
Not really. You buy them as a container to keep your trash. So they serve a time limited purpose like pretty much any other product.
Gathorall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 131d
Yeah, you buy food just to throw it away by this logic.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 130d
The spring mix I purchase and forget about in the bottom drawer, only to be found again when it’s a bag of black goo is a sacrifice to the fridge god.
Dremor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d
As well as hide what's inside. For privacy reasons.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 130d
We can still see the outline of your sex toys, so as long as you're sticking to that gauge and length (impressive, though!) you might want to double or even triple bag.
Best regards,
That totally-not-a-surveilence-van across the street.
Dremor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d
🤣
kbal@fedia.io · 11 pts · 131d
That's the magic of plastic: Producing more of it is cheaper and easier than producing less.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 131d
Of course! You've solved it! We just need bigger bags to put the landfills in!
tdawg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 131d
Then we can put those bigger bags if landfills in EVEN BIGGER landfills
leadore@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 131d
That reminds me of a Lily Tomlin joke: "The other day I bought a little wastebasket and brought it home in a paper bag. Then I crumpled up the paper bag and put it in the wastebasket." A lot of her stand-up act was just making little ironic observations like that.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 131d
I buy food just to shit it out of my body, its the biggest scam
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 131d
Food packaging also really irks me. Technically, it has a use beyond being thrown away, but there's just so much of it. You can readily find products in the shops that should be advertised as "plastic trash" and they just stuck a bit of food inside to keep it in shape...
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 131d
Someone’s never made themselves a poncho
LordMayor@piefed.social · 4 pts · 131d
And, you never have to clean your dish soap.
daychilde@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d
Worse, you have to throw away the container the bags come in... in the bags! :)
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 130d
I used to get them for free from the grocery store, and then dumbasses banned them, now for the first time in my life I need to purchase them separately to use once instead of twice.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d
I mean, they found one in the Mariana Trench, we probably shouldn't use those anymore.
Bazoogle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d
You fit all your garbage into grocery bags and took each one out?
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 130d
Yea, it was a great system. I used nothing other than grocery bags all of the way up until the stopped offering them.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 130d
Aren't biodegradeable bags allowed?
xSikes@feddit.online · 4 pts · 131d
Sadly there’s way more like that. Mostly plastic related.
albbi@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 131d
Buying firewood is burning your money.
SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d
They also are used to ball up you clothing to toss in the car when you move...then in the trash can to then throw out. Yeah, you win this one.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 3 pts · 131d
And you buy drinking water just to flush down the toilet.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 131d
Wish I could upvote twice for the real shower thought
bwaz@piefed.social · 2 pts · 130d
That was a Johnny Carson joke, from about 55 years ago....
mcSlibinas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 131d
And bullets.
xia@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 126d
Thrown away at extreme velocity!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 131d
Children are just things you make that will eventually die, some ending up killing themselves because of you constantly telling them how much a disappointment they are, because you are also fucked up from your parent's doing the same thing.
And then we're extinct.
Happily ever after.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 1 pts · 130d
poop bags to. I used to sorta hate using them as I use the grocery bags for it along as little trash bags (although they get tied up and thrown into a bigger trash back when full). The poop bag rolls are just to good to make sure you never are without a bag (you need to have two attached to your leash sho you can refill one after its out while useing the other). Could say cat litter although you could debate you use it for a purpose first but then again you can say that about poop bags and ultimately trash bags. Its purpose being collecting the trash in one location before disposal.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 129d
Some of us just buy dirt to throw on the ground outside our house too.
We really pay to just move stuff around a lot.