Really incredible. I want a set.

Hell yeah.

Yes

Is the metal circle meant to represent pizza?

Cowabunga dude

Specifically a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed set of pizza cutters, which makes them totally tubular.

I was very confused, brain couldn't parse what the disks were. Now that I understand, I get it. Fuck yeah.

I'd really need the full set, but I think Donatello's would be revolutionary. Even pressure on both sides. It'd be comfortable and efficient.

Yes but it looks like its welded and can't spin so it will be a pain. Only one that looks like it spins easily is the staff.

Seems like the prongs might get in the way, I'd opt for the tanto one but use it point-down I think.

The staff one makes sense to me. When I worked at pizza hut instead of a pizza cutter, we had a big curved knife with a handle that protruded both sides. It was really nice to visually line up a perfectly through-the-center cut. The staff knife on the pic is actually very similar, just with a spinning blade.

I have a (non-TMNT-themed) pizza cutter with a handle which is like a traditional wheel cutter handle, but also splits down the center and becomes more like the two-handed “staff” one. It works very well, because it transfers the pressure on the blade from a forward 45° angle to straight-down 90°. Great for thick/hard crust.

The handle splits above the blade rather than at the center of the wheel, so there’s a bit more clearance. But still I wouldn’t say it’s an impractical design. As long as you have slim hands and keep it level.

The sai one looks practically unusable, too. Thinking of the usual angle I use to cut pizza, the crossguards will get in the way.

I see this as a great taste, horrible execution. Especially because the one executed the best would have been better as a katana rocker cutter (which the staff isn't, as a stick with a cutter in the middle is completely different from a single curved blade, to disagree with the other commenter).

A good set would have been katana rocker cutter, sai cutter (with a longer center blade and a smaller circular blade), a staff dough roller, and I guess nunchuck grain thrasher or maybe parmesan cheese and crushed pepper shakers. But I've always been a function over form kinda guy and hate artistic choices that completely ignore function.

I don't mind if you drag your knuckles through the cheese.

I've still never seen the Michael Bay ones, but the original 90s TMNT is timeless.

I really loved the most recent animated one. The imperfections in the models and the general style were really great IMO, and the story felt solid.

Okay, but you're going to feel pretty stupid when you have no way to defend yourself against the Foot Clan.

Mall ninja shit

...Chevy Nova?

Initially, I thought it'd be the best, but when I really think of how it'd be to use, I think you might be right. But it's definitely not as useless as Mikey's. That thing would take years of practice, but would be the most badass to see in use, by far.

The links appear to be soldered together, so they likely function as the handle in that orientation.