Hamdurger season

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53 Comments

muxika@piefed.muxika.org · 78 pts · 164d (4 replies)

When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Lol, at first I thought you were responding to my borscht recipe..... I was so confused.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 164d

What about the potato soup girl?

redlemace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d (1 reply)

I looked it up.... I saw a cast iron skillet and cast iron press .... Can't help myself, GOTTA do it, come what may

muxika@piefed.muxika.org · 1 pts · 164d

Hopefully you won't show up on some federal registry.

Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 40 pts · 164d (2 replies)

I dunno, looks like a Hotdurger to me.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Our judges would also accept Hambog

Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 6 pts · 164d

BAH HAMBOG!

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 164d (10 replies)

That's cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

Uncooked bacon turtle burgers

Skuldug@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 164d (4 replies)

Show us more.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 163d (3 replies)

Can't, they got ate.

Skuldug@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d (2 replies)

Needs its own recipe post

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d (1 reply)

No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

Skuldug@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 162d

Ok so I DO waffle stomp some burger meat over my star of David dog before I baconate it

billwashere@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 163d

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 163d (3 replies)

I can't imagine these cooking through properly.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 163d (2 replies)

Yet, they did. I'd definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 163d (1 reply)

The bacon wasn't chewy and/or undercooked?

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 163d

Nope. That would have been a failure.

Do them in the oven if you prefer, just make sure they're on a rack so they're not stewing in their own juices.

redlemace@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 164d (15 replies)

I'd try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i'd probably take two.

(What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 164d (8 replies)

Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

redlemace@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 164d (1 reply)

Wrap them in bacon to become king of the party

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 164d

Stop flirting with me.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 163d (5 replies)

Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 163d (1 reply)

I mean... Aren't both of those things just ground meat anyway? One's in a tube, one is free-form.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 163d

Ground beef is good medium-rare (if it’s good beef to begin with sausage is usually pork based and needs to be fully cooked to kill tape worms I think.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 163d (2 replies)

Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Unless you like burgers medium-rare.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 162d

Some people just suck the joy out of everything. ;)

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 164d

Gonna have to go with a cheese with peppers in it. Maybe just pour diced jalapenos over the top and lay a melty cheese over it like muenster so it traps the flavor.

ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 164d

Add a jalapeno iris stuffed with a cream cheese pupil right in the middle of those bad boys. Got yourself an evil eye hamdog

FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d (3 replies)

I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat... Or at least you shouldnt want it.

redlemace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

Smoked shotgun shells will change your mind

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d (1 reply)

I believe slow cooked bbq and smokers will aim for temps between 225 and 275 Fahrenheit. Sure it will take a while, but as long as the temp reaches the internal temp of 160 during this process, which it will, it's perfectly fine.

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d

It'll dry out the beef something bad, though.

FishFace@piefed.social · 24 pts · 164d (3 replies)

I think this would really benefit from a lone pea placed just at the apex of each one.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 164d (2 replies)

But pea is stored in the balls

FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 164d

Well yeah but you only store it there until it's used obviously

Asafum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

Good, I don't need to go to the store to get more!

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 163d

Burgussy’s.

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 164d

Whats wrong honey? You haven't fucked your hamdogger

Balinares@pawb.social · 9 pts · 163d

This is abhorrent, yet I'm intrigued.

subterfuge@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 163d

I should call her…

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 163d (2 replies)

It's stupid but I've seen stupider.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 163d

I really can't imagine that the hot dog doesnt curl back as the protein tightens on the bottom cooking first, making this just flop apart in the grill.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 163d

See my comment with bacon turtle burgers.

abfarid@startrek.website · 3 pts · 164d

Sausage pide.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d

thats probably fine

orenj@leminal.space · 3 pts · 164d

This looks like something my cat would like

einlander@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d

Tsuchinoko

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 163d

no.

kboos1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d (1 reply)

So much grease!

Krudler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

And yet not enough.