The people who don't wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don't seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people's food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it's own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn't belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn't belong in your daily surroundings.
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y'all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and "oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!"?
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it's just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don't really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it's a convenient time to do that.
I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it's not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn't gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.
Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.
I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there's a good chance that a little more would come out as you're walking away (particularly as you age). It's natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!
A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?"
He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."
no one wants penis on all the door handles.
If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.
what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.
The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.
All yall need to know about washing your hands every fucking time you go to bathroom. And people who use hand sanitizer all the time get sicker more. Killing your immune system.
I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.
I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.
A customer at my workplace does this routinely, then shoves the paper in and flushes. The result is a clogged toilet and a bowl full of soggy paper and shit. And guess who usually gets to clean it up...
I can't speak for myself, but I've seen some children/young teenagers with ADHD being already too focused on what's next. Or they go to the toilet with a handheld gaming console or smartphone to begin with, and never diverted their attention except for the bare minimum required when going to the toilet.
I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I'm just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you're a sitter. If you're a sitter, then you're probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
"covered in your own pee" is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have "piss soaked" underwear.
I'm so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it's actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
106 Comments
Little_mouse@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 115d
The people who don't wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don't seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people's food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu · 13 pts · 115d
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself....
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
/s
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 115d
Ok, but if I pee I don't touch any genitals?!
Edit: Pull pants down. Sit. Pee. Pull pants up. Leave. I'm not saying I'm not washing my hands, but I'm not touching my dick either.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 115d
not even your stall neighbour's ??...??
TBi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
Apparently He’s not even locking the door.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 115d
I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 24 pts · 115d
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
fermionsnotbosons@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 114d
lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 115d
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it's own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn't belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn't belong in your daily surroundings.
turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub · 11 pts · 115d
If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.
j5906@feddit.org · 5 pts · 115d
Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place
turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub · 5 pts · 115d
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 115d
I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn't love a little dingle tingle?
atropa@piefed.social · 12 pts · 115d
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 11 pts · 115d
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It's fun seeing them in the wild.
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 115d
mimavox@piefed.social · 8 pts · 115d
Exactly! If you don't wipe, you'll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 115d
and it fucking smells.
AnEye@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 114d
Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 114d
Days? Gotta get that up to years/decades.
Father_Redbeard@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 115d
For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y'all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and "oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!"?
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 115d
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lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it
Coconut1233@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 115d
I usually do, but when I don't - because I didn't piss on them
mub@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 115d
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
Coconut1233@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 115d
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
mub@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 114d
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
mangobanana@discuss.online · 2 pts · 114d
No that's why you use a paper town (supposed to say towels, stupid autocorrect) to open the door
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 113d
I prefer paper villages myself
mangobanana@discuss.online · 1 pts · 113d
Lol towels, dammit towels stupid autocorrect
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
knotRyder@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 114d
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
sunbeam60@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 115d
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 115d
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it's just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don't really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it's a convenient time to do that.
MrWrinkles@leminal.space · 7 pts · 115d
I wash the engine grease off first. Then take a load off and sit down. The real question is, "Why do kids pee on the seat?" WHY GOD WHY
Jarix@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 115d
It's not just kids. The number of times I've had to clean up after grown ass adults use the washroom at work is fucking rediculous
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 115d
I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it's not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn't gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.
Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 115d
I strengthening my immune system
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 114d
Your grammar took a hit.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 114d
Nah, just a bit of poop on my screen
knotRyder@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 114d
"I'm" typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 114d
Just pink eye
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 114d
Totally came to say that. I rinse but don't use soap in some circumstances.
john_lemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 115d
I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 115d
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 115d
Who cares? That's half the point of underwear.
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 115d
wow
should just use a diaper with this logic. gonna give every girl you sleep with BV, no thanks
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 115d
I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there's a good chance that a little more would come out as you're walking away (particularly as you age). It's natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 115d
just wash your hands. its science.
you want pissy underware I guess thats all you.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 115d
Washing my hands or not (I do), has nothing to do with my underwear.
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 115d
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 115d
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 115d
A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?"
He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 115d
gross and demeaning.
no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 115d
There's no sign saying you can't use your wang to open the door. It's just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 115d
I haven't touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 115d
"look at me working hard so I can be lazy!"
what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 115d
Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I'm disabled and live at home so.
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 115d
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 115d
Yeah but I don't put my shirt tail on my face.
burrito@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 114d
Swimming pools are the most delicious genital and ass soup.
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 114d
pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.
The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 115d
Nebulous_Keito@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 115d
I do wash my hands since I try to be hygienic. But many people most likely don't due to laziness
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 115d
Because I believe my actions in the "third" act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 115d
https://youtu.be/X29lF43mUlo
All yall need to know about washing your hands every fucking time you go to bathroom. And people who use hand sanitizer all the time get sicker more. Killing your immune system.
Batmancer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d
I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d
I knew a guy who didn't eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.
Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee
FluidBeef@quokk.au · 2 pts · 115d
I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.
OddBob212@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
A customer at my workplace does this routinely, then shoves the paper in and flushes. The result is a clogged toilet and a bowl full of soggy paper and shit. And guess who usually gets to clean it up...
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
More precisely, why the fuck??
AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 115d
I can't speak for myself, but I've seen some children/young teenagers with ADHD being already too focused on what's next. Or they go to the toilet with a handheld gaming console or smartphone to begin with, and never diverted their attention except for the bare minimum required when going to the toilet.
AnEye@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 114d
I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I'm just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 114d
Because peeing spreads around microscopic pee particles that go many places. Same for flushing after pooping squirts poop particles around.
IIRC, that luteral crap can spread around 2 meters of a toilet
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d
I eat lunch with literally grease on my fingers.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 115d
I didn’t piss over my hands.
lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 115d
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you're a sitter. If you're a sitter, then you're probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
Jarix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d
"covered in your own pee" is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have "piss soaked" underwear.
I'm so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it's actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 115d
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
tleb@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 115d
Ever hear of sitting?
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 4 pts · 115d
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
MBech@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 115d
I'm sorry, what???
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 0 pts · 115d
You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don't even wash your hands afterwards?
tleb@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 115d
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
TachyonTele@piefed.social · -1 pts · 115d
I don't let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
tleb@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 115d
I don't tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 0 pts · 115d
Neither do i. But didn't your parents potty train you?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 115d
*Sit and spray
hexagonwin@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 115d
bro uses gravity
TBi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
You still need to lock the door
tleb@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 115d
Nah it's just me and my wife so I don't even close the door, let alone lock it
TachyonTele@piefed.social · -1 pts · 115d
Have you told your wife you don't wash your hands?
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 0 pts · 115d
Ever heard of washing yourself?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 115d
I'm freedickin' that shit homie
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -16 pts · 115d
My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.