c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 128dFinally, a real name for your penis 263 points · 104 comments · view on lemmy.world
104 Comments
snek_boi@lemmy.ml · 66 pts · 128d
Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 128d
I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better
Grabthar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d
They killed Kenny! Those bastards!
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 128d
Pleasure Killer
Surp@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 128d
nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 127d
There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 128d
Man Injector....
Asafum@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 128d
Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...
texture@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 128d
nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 128d
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
wizzor@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 128d
Some funny ones there.
Like Bear Killer.
Or Fun Destroyer.
Johandea@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 128d
I like Ugly Schlong
Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 127d
(Q _ Q)
yakko@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 128d
I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣
wizzor@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 128d
I keep wondering... Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your... Bear killer.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 11 pts · 128d
Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉
Davel23@fedia.io · 6 pts · 128d
Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 128d
roserose56@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 127d
Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 127d
Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO
Eczpurt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 128d
Monster Meat, excellent
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 128d
i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 127d
Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 128d
SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT
Monument@piefed.world · 7 pts · 128d
They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d
it's very important that we not damage paul newman
pheelicks@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 127d
Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 128d
Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)
wuffah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!
zout@fedia.io · 6 pts · 128d
Giant Sword. Not very original.
fraksken@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 128d
Better than dangling sword. Trust me.
zout@fedia.io · 2 pts · 128d
I just realised my brother is Long Sword, so my Giant Sword is definitely better now!
pleb_maximus@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 128d
Eh, could be worse.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 5 pts · 128d
Monster Stick
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d
Girthy Beef
Goun@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 128d
Purple Machine
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d
Man meat. Very generic.
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d
Your mom's gag
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 128d
What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 127d
Radio frequency?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d
Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.
https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34
fun_times@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.
Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.
Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).
FrankFrankson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?
StarsongDusk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Dangling Destroyer
ROFLMAO.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d
Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!
Manticore@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 127d
I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.
'They call me MISTER Punch!
'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'
If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 127d
Poor Quentin Tarantino
knotRyder@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 127d
Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality
davidagain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.
Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.
_g_be@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
"sex knob: giant hammer" sounds like a JJK technique
davidagain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
I'm not sure I should google that.
GBE: Monster Hard Snake
_g_be@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form "Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}"
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 126d
Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
My surname is not really "again".
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 128d
Giant injector. False advertising tbh
Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 128d
Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery
generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 128d
Pleasure Meat
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 3 pts · 128d
Purple Punch??
CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 128d
tino@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 128d
fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I'm satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).
harrison_fnord@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 127d
Power Killer.
MissingGhost@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 126d
Wait am I am Lemmy or on Facebook?
genuineparts@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 128d
Hard Sausage... does not really sound all that appealing
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 127d
Babe, the new MMORPG name generator dropped!
Pman@lemmy.org · 2 pts · 128d
Hopefully nobody has the initials E. F. Pleasure Killer is not great.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d
Candyman had a Skin Unit
18107@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 128d
YI -> Iron Knob
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d
i think i saw that kung fu movie
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d
Man sword
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
George
Fierro@piefed.social · 2 pts · 128d
Somebody has a fuck beef
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
Purple killer... Not a fan of the name tbh
imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 127d
are you Mason Fischer? Max Fuller? Miles Fletcher?Milo Flynn? Who are you M. F?
cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 128d
Love Meal
Kinda like a censored version of my username
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
I don't really wanna be the Skin Destoryer
ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Understandable.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 126d
what the hell man :(
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 126d
Accurate...
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 128d
Love punch
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 127d
Pussy salami
grinka@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 128d
Fuck Unit
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 128d
Hard killer? Doesnt roll off the tounge i would want it to(pun intended)
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
long sausage
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
... Skin Unit. Gross!
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d
🧍♂️ MAN SWORD 🗡️
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.
outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 127d
Big pole......
sploder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d
Bear sausage. I guess thats nice and affirming, thanks!
join@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 128d
frodo with his fun sword and samwise with his giant punch on their way to destroy the ring
trslim@pawb.social · 2 pts · 128d
yes i am Man Steak and my husband is Mister Steak.
GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
What do YOU think mine is?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
Well, according to the chart and your username, it's Monster Sword Pussy Sex Machine.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 127d
monster sword
Thteven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
Love Injector. How derivative.
dukatos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 127d
Hulk flute
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 127d
But I wanna call it the puking dildo
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
Be the change you want to see in the world!
emmanuelw@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 128d
Pleasure Steak
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d
Love Beef
Accurate