wasn't there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
I can't visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.
That is not the worst invention? Look at the state of many highway toilets and how disgusting they are. Or at all those areas where there are no toilets at all. Or look at how many places are trying to charge you money for pooping. Having your private one in your car sounds really helpful here. Most people drive alone without passengers and maybe you should park your car before doing the thing, but it is a good idea
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schwim@piefed.zip · 84 pts · 151d
Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 151d
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 151d
If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 150d
My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 150d
jade52@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 150d
WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS
Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 151d
Once this baby hits 88mph you're going to see some serious shit.
That's an untoppable comment. Don't worry, I'll wait.
Wander@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 150d
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · -6 pts · 151d
An untoppable comment?
You've legally smoked on an airplane haven't you?
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 151d
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn't even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 150d
No no, I got it. It's the untoppable part I don't understand that's all.
Like....poop? I get it. But obviously I'm the odd one out here if I'm getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Yeah, like it can't be consensually fucked in the ass, it's untoppable. DoN't WoRrY tHeY'lL wAiT
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 31 pts · 151d
veeesix@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 151d
Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!
MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 151d
I feel like it wouldn't be worse that getting into an accident and then... another accident.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 6 pts · 151d
Even just like... hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 151d
Always has been?
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 11 pts · 151d
Oh yeah? Well, I've pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
JDPoZ@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 151d
Reminds me of that one old SNL skit “undercover office potty.”
devolution@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d
Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d
Use a Pringles can like a normal person. Fun fact*: That's why is called "going to the can" nowadays.
*Maybenonfactual.Deceptichum@quokk.au · 5 pts · 151d
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
That's why you chuck it out the window and get a new one.
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 5 pts · 151d
XLE@piefed.social · 6 pts · 151d
This is the innovation that deserves VC funding
willington@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 149d
It doesn't use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.
XLE@piefed.social · 2 pts · 148d
Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d
There goes my excuse for speeding
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d
the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?
merde@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 151d
wasn't there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animation
Andonyx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d
Came here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.
Matty_r@programming.dev · 4 pts · 151d
Good for being on a stake out
athatet@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 151d
Yes a 100km/h stakeout
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 150d
I can't visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.
BigTwerp@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 150d
Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 4 pts · 151d
everything old is new again
Lj404333@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
About time. This is needed after a curry weekend on the 100mile trip home
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 145d
musket528@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 150d
i want this, but also with a functionality to transform these resources into fuel
JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org · 1 pts · 151d
That is not the worst invention? Look at the state of many highway toilets and how disgusting they are. Or at all those areas where there are no toilets at all. Or look at how many places are trying to charge you money for pooping. Having your private one in your car sounds really helpful here. Most people drive alone without passengers and maybe you should park your car before doing the thing, but it is a good idea
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
Itt; shy poopers fantasize that this will ever catch on.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 145d
I'm going to take their designs and patent a complementary system that expells the waste at vehicles behind you like a James Bond Q gadget.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 148d
There's been times I've wanted something like this when stuck in a bad traffic jam
webkitten@piefed.social · 1 pts · 150d
null@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 146d
I knew, one day, the concept car world would come back to life.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
I just want a small duct to an underbody venturi nozzle that gently evacuates farts
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 150d
https://xcmag.com/product/xcpee-base-kit/