Pee and Poop in Your Car While Driving at 100 km/h to be Possible

https://carnewschina.com/2026/04/14/aito-vehicles-manufacturer-seres-patents-hidden-in-car-toilet-design-sparking-debates/

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45 Comments

schwim@piefed.zip · 84 pts · 151d (6 replies)

Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 151d (2 replies)

speed maybe. but acceleration too?

what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?

ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 151d

If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.

Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 150d

My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 150d (2 replies)

jade52@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 150d

WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.

kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 151d (5 replies)

Once this baby hits 88mph you're going to see some serious shit.

That's an untoppable comment. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Wander@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 150d

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/

Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · -6 pts · 151d (3 replies)

An untoppable comment?

You've legally smoked on an airplane haven't you?

kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn't even born yet.

That quote waited 41 years for this post.

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 150d

No no, I got it. It's the untoppable part I don't understand that's all.

Like....poop? I get it. But obviously I'm the odd one out here if I'm getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷‍♂️

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

Yeah, like it can't be consensually fucked in the ass, it's untoppable. DoN't WoRrY tHeY'lL wAiT

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 31 pts · 151d

veeesix@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 151d (2 replies)

Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!

MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 151d

I feel like it wouldn't be worse that getting into an accident and then... another accident.

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 6 pts · 151d

Even just like... hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 151d

Always has been?

tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 11 pts · 151d

Oh yeah? Well, I've pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound

JDPoZ@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 151d

Reminds me of that one old SNL skit “undercover office potty.”

devolution@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 151d

Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d (3 replies)

Use a Pringles can like a normal person. Fun fact*: That's why is called "going to the can" nowadays.


*May be nonfactual.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 5 pts · 151d (2 replies)
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d (1 reply)

That's why you chuck it out the window and get a new one.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 5 pts · 151d
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XLE@piefed.social · 6 pts · 151d (2 replies)

This is the innovation that deserves VC funding

willington@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 149d (1 reply)

It doesn't use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.

XLE@piefed.social · 2 pts · 148d

Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!

toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d

There goes my excuse for speeding

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d

the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?

merde@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 151d (1 reply)

wasn't there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it

edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animation

Andonyx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d

Came here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.

Matty_r@programming.dev · 4 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Good for being on a stake out

athatet@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 151d

Yes a 100km/h stakeout

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 150d

I can't visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.

BigTwerp@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 150d

Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.

CombatWombat@feddit.online · 4 pts · 151d
Lj404333@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d

About time. This is needed after a curry weekend on the 100mile trip home

abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 145d


musket528@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 150d

i want this, but also with a functionality to transform these resources into fuel

JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org · 1 pts · 151d

That is not the worst invention? Look at the state of many highway toilets and how disgusting they are. Or at all those areas where there are no toilets at all. Or look at how many places are trying to charge you money for pooping. Having your private one in your car sounds really helpful here. Most people drive alone without passengers and maybe you should park your car before doing the thing, but it is a good idea

Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Itt; shy poopers fantasize that this will ever catch on.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 145d

I'm going to take their designs and patent a complementary system that expells the waste at vehicles behind you like a James Bond Q gadget.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 148d

There's been times I've wanted something like this when stuck in a bad traffic jam

webkitten@piefed.social · 1 pts · 150d
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null@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 146d

I knew, one day, the concept car world would come back to life.

XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d (1 reply)

I just want a small duct to an underbody venturi nozzle that gently evacuates farts