oh yeah you gotta mount that hard drive baby... fsck it real good until it gives you what you need... if you're not sure how to handle it ask the man for instructions...
what? 3 seconds for "tar --help"???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second? Â
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff... and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them...
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don't move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it's not like I haven't been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
71 Comments
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 155 pts · 149d
god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 149d
Shouldn't we get to know each other first?
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 149d
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 149d
Recursive? I hope you don't have children
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 149d
I understood that more as "what's inside me".
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 149d
Ah, that we can work with
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 149d
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
foggy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 149d
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
conartistpanda@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 148d
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^Dzakobjoa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 148d
This incident will be reported.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
From what logs?
wuffah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 149d
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 149d
At least take me out to coffee first...
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · -13 pts · 149d
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz · 90 pts · 149d
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepNaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 80 pts · 149d
oh yeah you gotta mount that hard drive baby... fsck it real good until it gives you what you need... if you're not sure how to handle it ask the man for instructions...
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 149d
You don’t have to mansplain
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 149d
but... but... that's what the man is for... that's all the man knows how to do...
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 147d
It isn't women's fault that you don't understand technical conversation
Damage@feddit.it · 41 pts · 149d
we don't unzip, we tar
night_petal@piefed.social · 59 pts · 149d
jacecomix@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 149d
would
tar --helpcountnight_petal@piefed.social · 16 pts · 149d
Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it's worth a shot.
imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 149d
what? 3 seconds for "tar --help"???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second? Â
Tiresia@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 149d
*boom*
imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 148d
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.Â
night_petal@piefed.social · 2 pts · 149d
They also failed to read "at most".
JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 149d
It should, as long as you don't try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough... the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelyReygle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
Is
a Tar command or a Man command?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 147d
man command
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d
I'd use tar -help and we'd all die
darklamer@feddit.org · 4 pts · 149d
Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn't guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
Barbarian@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 149d
I use the mnemonic "extract ze file" for
tar -xzfGreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/randomSirHery@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 149d
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 149d
Static_Rocket@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 149d
https://linux.die.net/man/1/finger
_g_be@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 148d
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 19 pts · 149d
I would upvote but 'unzip'? We only 'gunzip' or 'tar xz' here.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 149d
Decompress, mount, touch
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 149d
7z e
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d
> tar xz
> looks inside
> not xz
bright@piefed.social · 17 pts · 149d
Zip? What year is this?
Dojan@pawb.social · 53 pts · 149d
Postcode.
bright@piefed.social · 18 pts · 149d
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
gigachad@piefed.social · 12 pts · 149d
This is so embarassing
capcool@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d
Holy fuck their creative team!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
wieson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 149d
It's the iwizard and dawizard all over again (successfully renamed mage to wizard)
nightlily@leminal.space · 1 pts · 149d
Clbuttic.
vogi@piefed.social · 19 pts · 149d
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 148d
I did not give consent to be touched.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 148d
Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d
sudo !!FUsername@feddit.org · 1 pts · 148d
Then you will not be very happy to learn, that in Linux you can get fingered. I the fingerer is gentle, they might even use the pinky.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 5 pts · 149d
I love this meme format so much lmao
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 149d
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff... and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them...
m3t00@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
grep this
Solrac@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 147d
Solrac@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
Funny, haven't had to do that since 1991....
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
FUsername@feddit.org · 1 pts · 148d
Depends on distro or kink.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
Between what?
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
Between what?
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · -7 pts · 149d
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don't move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it's not like I haven't been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
bilb@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 147d
You a Powershell user? It's so bizarrely verbose, I've wondered "who could prefer this?" But I guess it's you.
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 144d
Lol, indeed.
My old username in MIRC was verbose
jeffep@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
What's no. 1?