New to Linux BTW

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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 155 pts · 149d (14 replies)

god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 149d (12 replies)

Shouldn't we get to know each other first?

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 149d (9 replies)

chmod -R 777 me

Do whatever you want to me.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 149d (2 replies)

Recursive? I hope you don't have children

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 149d (1 reply)

I understood that more as "what's inside me".

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 149d

Ah, that we can work with

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 149d

Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?

foggy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 149d

This makes 007 seem like a wanker.

conartistpanda@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 148d

chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!

fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d (2 replies)

cd stomach && ls -a

cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie

cd ..

pwd

ls

ls -a

du -dh --max-depth=2

rm -rf appendix

echo hello world

cd ~/ ^C

rm -rf /*

^D

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 148d (1 reply)

This incident will be reported.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d

From what logs?

wuffah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 149d

Open up your properties to me baby 🩷

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 149d

At least take me out to coffee first...

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · -13 pts · 149d

What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.

IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz · 90 pts · 149d

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 80 pts · 149d (3 replies)

oh yeah you gotta mount that hard drive baby... fsck it real good until it gives you what you need... if you're not sure how to handle it ask the man for instructions...

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 149d (2 replies)

You don’t have to mansplain

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 149d

but... but... that's what the man is for... that's all the man knows how to do...

lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 147d

It isn't women's fault that you don't understand technical conversation

Damage@feddit.it · 41 pts · 149d (15 replies)

we don't unzip, we tar

night_petal@piefed.social · 59 pts · 149d (13 replies)

jacecomix@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 149d (10 replies)

would tar --help count

night_petal@piefed.social · 16 pts · 149d (4 replies)

Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it's worth a shot.

imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 149d (3 replies)

what? 3 seconds for "tar --help"???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?  

Tiresia@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 149d (2 replies)

you could type thar in a fraction of a second?

*boom*

imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 148d

lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most. 

night_petal@piefed.social · 2 pts · 149d

They also failed to read "at most".

JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 149d

It should, as long as you don't try to abbreviate it as tar -h though... the short form is tar -? which illustrates the joke nicely

Reygle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Is

man tar

a Tar command or a Man command?

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 147d

man command

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d

I'd use tar -help and we'd all die

darklamer@feddit.org · 4 pts · 149d

Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn't guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.

Barbarian@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 149d

I use the mnemonic "extract ze file" for tar -xzf

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d

tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random

SirHery@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 149d

Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 149d

Static_Rocket@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 149d (1 reply)
_g_be@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 148d

Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 19 pts · 149d (3 replies)

I would upvote but 'unzip'? We only 'gunzip' or 'tar xz' here.

kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 149d

Decompress, mount, touch

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 149d

7z e

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d

> tar xz
> looks inside
> not xz

bright@piefed.social · 17 pts · 149d (9 replies)

Zip? What year is this?

Dojan@pawb.social · 53 pts · 149d (7 replies)
bright@piefed.social · 18 pts · 149d

Holy shit you have to be kidding me.

gigachad@piefed.social · 12 pts · 149d

This is so embarassing

capcool@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d

Holy fuck their creative team!

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d

Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d

Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.

wieson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 149d (1 reply)

It's the iwizard and dawizard all over again (successfully renamed mage to wizard)

nightlily@leminal.space · 1 pts · 149d

Clbuttic.

vogi@piefed.social · 19 pts · 149d

not as rar as you might hope it to be.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 148d (3 replies)

I did not give consent to be touched.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 148d

Sudo touch

(Very rapey)

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d

sudo !!

FUsername@feddit.org · 1 pts · 148d

Then you will not be very happy to learn, that in Linux you can get fingered. I the fingerer is gentle, they might even use the pinky.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 5 pts · 149d

I love this meme format so much lmao

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 149d

since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff... and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them...

m3t00@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d

grep this

Solrac@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d (2 replies)

Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 147d (1 reply)

Solrac@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d

Funny, haven't had to do that since 1991....

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d (1 reply)

You forgot tar

I guess it depends which distro

FUsername@feddit.org · 1 pts · 148d

Depends on distro or kink.

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d

Between what?

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d

Between what?

how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · -7 pts · 149d (3 replies)

I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don't move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.

I hate them so much. And it's not like I haven't been using it since the late 90s.

This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.

bilb@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 147d (1 reply)

You a Powershell user? It's so bizarrely verbose, I've wondered "who could prefer this?" But I guess it's you.

how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 144d

Lol, indeed.

My old username in MIRC was verbose

jeffep@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d

What's no. 1?