She sells magical crucifixes and has warned of consequences from God for those who don’t stand with the president.
The president’s spiritual advisor, Florida-based televangelist scammer Paula White-Cain, said at a book-signing event this week that saying no to Donald Trump is the same thing as saying no to the Christian god.
While speaking during the event, White-Cain recounted how the president asked her to join his Evangelical advisory board before his 2016 inauguration, saying, “He’s got a strong persona, don’t get me wrong. Don’t start a fight with him.”
“Why would the evangelicals come out and vote for him?” she asked before saying that “God told me to” join his advisory board.
“Because one thing I said, ‘I’ll never do politics,'” she said. “But when it came down to it, it wasn’t about doing politics. It was about an assignment. To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God. And I won’t do that.
162 Comments
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 104d
Yeah but then it becomes a bidding war. What if someone else already paid for a divine hit against you? God loves everyone but loves cash even more.
Of course these scam goblins love Trump.
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 104d
zwerg@feddit.org · 6 pts · 104d
I'm glad I live I Euro land, though both British and Austrian schillings are long gone...
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 104d
Christian Curses! Get 'em right here folks!
Wanna live forever, see your enemies destroyed?
I guess it has been a long time since I went to Sunday school.
tomiant@piefed.social · 12 pts · 104d
I need to atone for some genocidal conquests, how much will that set me back, like around $2K ish? You have coupons?
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 104d
You have been excommunicated from evangelical crazy town for woke talk.
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 104d
Ooh, how much did you pay for the excommunication?
pentastarm@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 104d
Sounds like they are indulging in something... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 104d
“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
"But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!” - George Carlin
bedwyr@piefed.ca · -2 pts · 104d
It"s a shame he died so young. I always suspected the christians murdered him.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 104d
George Carlin? He died at 71 after many years of heart disease.
bedwyr@piefed.ca · -4 pts · 104d
I thought he was in his 50s or 60s. Nevertheless, I suspect his life was cut short by fuckery.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 103d
He had heart problems going back to the 80s, he did a lot cocaine in his youth and made it to 71. It just is what it is.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 104d
Wow, what a rip off, don't listen to this lady. If you want one, I can set you up with the same deal PLUS VPN protection for $995.
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 104d
Throw in a discount code for exorcism and you've got a deal, buddy!
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 104d
You're in luck, I don't usually do this, but God herself just walked into my office and said for the next thirty minutes, I can include exorcism at no additional charge.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 104d
She's gotta afford all that plastic surgery somehow.
Funny how all the anti-trans "altering the body that God gave you is a sin" people are so quiet about that...
WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 5 pts · 104d
MAGA angels are just hookers with magic powers
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 103d
Nah that's sumerian priestesses (yes I'm oversimplifying for effect and I'm aware there were many roles that didn't necessarily involve sex)
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 104d
Question is that while obviously they know they are gifting they are targeting wealthy individuals.
Are those people the ones fooled or are they also on this grift?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
That's basically indulgences for protestants without even claiming to be about after you die.
Also, sub divine spiritual beings willing to accept payment in exchange for enmity towards one's enemies are typically not angels. Magic practitioners who work with angels aren't doing that shit, and the ones who do that tend to go to demons, unaligned spirits, or gods.
Australis13@fedia.io · 47 pts · 104d
Ah, another arrogant individual who presumes to know the mind of God.
I loathe televangelists. They are nothing like the Christ they claim to serve.
Seleni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 103d
-Susan B. Anthony
Corvidae@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 104d
The more money you have, the closer you are to god? That's mammon worship. Shameless shills for people who already have more than their fair share.
tomiant@piefed.social · 18 pts · 104d
It's like these people literally never read the Bible and what Jesus had to say about that exact thing...
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 104d
That is calvinism. The prosperity doctrine, or I'm sorry it's originally evolution something, but not the real type I can't recall right now. Wealth shows god's favour, the lack of it his rejection. They would like to help the poors, but it would be defying god's will if they did.
It's all predetermined, and a self serving philosophy.
imahappyguy@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 104d
The language she uses is why I despise the evangelical movement. It deigns us powerful and that leads to abuse of that power and supercilious arrogance that you are forever justified. No wonder the western christian church thinks their defecation smells of roses.
normanwall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 104d
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 104d
"prosperity gospel"
imahappyguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 104d
Billy Graham died with a fortune. They are one and the same, friend.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 104d
How is it that this administration has made me a fan of the fucking Pope??
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
It’s weird, i’ll grant you.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 104d
The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. They can both be shit in their own way.
That said, I'm happy that Catholics are hearing the message, even if they're ignoring it.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 104d
Then God is a traitor, a racist, and a pedophile.
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 103d
Don't forget being a thief.
MunkyNutts@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 104d
FTFY
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 104d
Here's some real Christianity for you:
Christ said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Slime balls through the centuries have tried to weasel their way past this simple truth with convoluted and ahistoric readings of Christ's words. But at the end of the day, the historical Jesus was a poor person. He hung out with other poor people. His friends were beggars, lepers, prostitutes, and social outcasts of all sorts. He lived like a poor person. He spoke like a poor person. He lived with other poor people. If you wanted to join his club, the first thing you had to do was give away all your wealth. He said rich people don't go to Heaven, and he meant it.
There is no such thing as a moral billionaire. There are no billionaires in paradise. Trump and his cabinet are a carnival of the Damned. I do not claim to know what level of wealth damns a person. But by the time you've hoarded enough wealth for a thousand lifetimes, you're certainly past that point. There are no billionaires in paradise. In the end, every last one of them burns.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 104d
Sometimes I really wish I was part of the cult so I could believe this. As it is I can only settle for that primal fear every person has to experience as they know they're at the very end. The Great Equalizer. But yeah, until then they're going to live fantastic lives off of our labor. Not quite as satisfying as an eternity burning.
bufalo1973@piefed.social · 4 pts · 103d
When the game is over, the pawn and the king go to the same box.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
Don't worry, they get their punishment after they die wink
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
Other real Christianity~
Christ will return leading a Holy Army that will murder everybody who doesn't bow down to Him and accept Him as Lord, many millions upon millions will be killed... and they won't even have peace in death, as Christ will condemn them to eternal torture with Hellfire, as He will all who won't worship Him who lived before, unfathomable tens billions of souls, all tortured forever and ever.
He's gross. He had some good points, but He's no moral authority on anything
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 103d
Good thing this verse and the verse about the poor were written by completely different humans
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d
Hell and the devil aren't even part of Christianity per se, it is something the baptist popularized as they are pagan concepts.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 103d
Yes, they are, per The Bible. Repeatedly.
Your claim was never even imagined until long after the 1611 KJV, it's apologetic tripe
Hell is not a "pagan" concept. Many religions share it, pagans weren't the first (or Christians)
Where are you hearing this? Share, I want to see the goofiness personally... it's certainly not from The Bible.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 103d
Hell, as most people imagine it, is from Dante"s Inferno.
https://medium.com/@BrazenChurch/hell-a-biblical-staple-the-bible-never-actually-mentions-c28b18b1aaaa
The modern concept of hell as a place of eternal torment is widely considered a synthesis of pagan afterlife ideas, Greek philosophy, and later Christian theology.
You are simply incorrect. That is why Jews have no concept of hell because it isn't even in the Old Testament. Satan is your advocate in judgement not a tormentor.
It is sad to see people not even understand their religion or where concepts actually come from.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
Not really. Vivid Christian depictions of Hell existed long before Dante's Inferno was ever written, centuries of established history. Dante was Christian and Catholic, you're embarrassing yourself.
You are 100% wrong. Your source, "The Brazen Church" at Medium, is absolute apologist garbage, with no citations or footnotes, totally worthless, with many false claims without any historical basis. Note that your source ignores all of the descriptions of Hell, and instead focuses on only the translation of one word (Hell).
It is clearly described as a place of eternal torment, repeatedly, with vivid descriptions (whatever you'd like to call it).
Re Jews, they are another matter, they have differing beliefs than Christians. Satan was not an "advocate" per the Bible. I never claimed that Hell was Jewish, so try and stay focused.
Lastly, it's not my religion.
Now, please stop spreading misinformation that you've learned from Medium, it's a tragedy.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
You are obviously no theologian so I will have to pass on your interpretations. The fact that you can't even admit that pagan depictions of hell were adopted by Christians is fucking bizarre.
Having attended many different Christian denominations in my life I can tell you the baptist are the only ones to talk about about hellfire and brimstone to any degree.
https://bigthink.com/high-culture/brief-history-hell/
https://medium.com/@BrazenChurch/how-when-the-idea-of-eternal-torment-invaded-church-doctrine-7610e6b70815
https://foundations.vision.org/hell-origins-idea-626
The fact that you deny fiction is the source of most of what people would consider hell is very telling. Not even mentioned in the Old Testament, but somehow saying the prince of peace conjured the eternal fires of tormented souls makes me doubt you even have a basic understanding of his teachings.
Now please stop denying history with your unsourced feeble attempts to prove that the devil and hell were not concepts borrowed from other religions including paganism.
Christianity itself is an amalgamation of many different religions before and during its formation. I am not sure what you gain by denying reality. Maybe it is your thing, cheers!
Bigfishbest@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 103d
I'd like to know which one of the writers of The Boys has an actual working crystal futuretelling sphere. I have some questions about a lottery.
imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 103d
FOR real, although they cleverly write their script and make changes based on current political and global situationts while shooting the show.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 103d
Kripke ended up doing a whole video saying" i swear to god we didn't know, we were just trying to come up with the most insane shit possible"
Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 104d
Fuck your god!
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 104d
Well, yeah... Did everyone not see that image he posted?
Oh, shoot, sorry... This is the one Iran posted in response to his post. Just freeze it at the first frame, everyone. Let's be adult about this.
Kaput@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Réal American Jésus would have used a folding chair.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 102d
Pretty sure American Jesus would take a queue form John Brown and use a broadsword for melee range combat.
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
I didn't know that was posted by Iran, is that true? Hilarious
theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 104d
Bring back the concept of «Heresy». Because this is it.
angrystego@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 103d
They will bring it back, you'll see. Everyone disagreeing with Trump will be the heretic. That's the way heresy works.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 103d
Isnt this the plot line of the latest series of The Boys?
Soggy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 103d
The Boys writers: "People aren't grasping the satire, is it still too subtle? Crank it up I guess."
Reality:
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 103d
And we thought Idiocracy was a documentary.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 103d
i wish, at least there they turned to the smartest guy to help solve the problem.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 104d
maralago face is real
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 15 pts · 104d
From her perspective it actually makes sense.
God = The thing I make up stories about so that people give me money.
Trump = God
Pretty logical once you understand that these people don't believe in anything but making money.
Heikki2@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 103d
The fact that people think Trump has a soul is alarming. His existence alone should disprove god.
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 103d
The Christian god, perhaps. There’s also the deistic god, the first cause god, the pantheistic god, … so many gods. Our society kind of sucks at understanding god. There are so many definitions of god that don’t require concessions in science, yet the one that is attacked so often is only the anthropic god. Which is too bad, because it just leaves people feeling like they’re missing something important about community connection. When all we can agree on is that god is bullshit, we don’t have a common value set that helps us organize into larger structures. All we get is fucking Pilates workout groups, coffee shops selling us overpriced fruit bowls, and weird desperate attempts for connection with the gas station clerks.
Soggy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Name one.
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 103d
I can name like ten.
But you asked for one, so here you go.
The “First Cause” / “Unmoved Mover” (Classical Theism). Associated with Aristotle and later Thomas Aquinas.
God here is not a being in the universe, nor an interventionist agent tinkering with physics. Simply the necessary grounding of existence or causality itself.
Science describes how events unfold within the universe. This concept addresses why there is a universe at all (or why causal chains exist).
There is no contradiction because they operate at different explanatory levels.
My point stands. The common understanding of god is narrowly scoped to the piss poor anthropic god provided by Christianity and the like. There’s a broader world out there.
HostilePasta@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 103d
There is no necessary grounding for causality. Insisting there must be one is special pleading. And the prime mover god fails in any eternal universe model because infinite regress isn't a contradiction or impossibility. You'd also have to explain what created god; failing that, you'd have to special plead that it doesn't need a creator.
All said, the prime mover argument is one of the five dumbest arguments for a god.
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 102d
But it isn’t a proof for God, It’s a definition of God. And these definitions of God have existed for a long time, which is why I would argue this isn’t a move of the goal post. These are goal posts that have been ignored. There’s also the idea that God is the totality of the universe, and that doesn’t come with any anthropic claims. In fact, I’d argue God being the totality of the universe is closer to some of the beliefs people have in modern day — loosely in association with Astrology, or the belief in some kind of cosmic energies. They just don’t call it God, But if you can distance yourself from the anthropic claims of God, then you can see they’re quite similar.
Soggy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
They do look quite similar, in that they're beliefs entirely ungrounded in observable evidence or rationality.
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 102d
Yeah, nobody is arguing that these claims are grounded in observable evidence. I certainly am not. The only reason that argument has air is because people profess that it doesn’t exist in their scientific view of the world, where you “proportion belief to the evidence.” Nobody is saying that’s wrong. I’m just saying it leaves people with a pretty hollow understanding of what’s actually a much richer subject. People love to strawman the idea of god. Nobody likes to discuss the good things that came from having a common religion, regardless of how you define god. Nobody likes to consider that so many definitions of god don’t even operate on the same level of abstraction as science, and therefore you can hold both beliefs. Nobody takes seriously the argument that spirituality might be rather important for the animal which evolved for hundreds of thousands of years with spiritual beliefs and practices. Rather, we forget our neighbors and wonder why we are lonely.
Soggy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Shrugging your shoulders and saying "must be god" is not addressing anything.
Uruanna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Which, coincidentally, is perfectly fitting to describe (make up) a god!
tacoplease@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
We never needed a god.
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 102d
I don’t believe in god. But I do think it’s a valid and possibly necessary part of human history. Hence, it happened and we are here now. That information (even “god”) supported the evolution of our mind.
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 104d
Who cares what this charlatan thinks? Prosperity gospel is blasphemous and evil.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 103d
Yes.
So people grasp this maybe more tangibly:
Between 25% to 35% of the US population is Y'all Qaeda.
They're completely delusional, psychotic religious extremists, who literally believe that they speak and act with the authority of God, and thus cannot be wrong.
Stern@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 103d
You'd think at some point his base would start thinking he was the antichrist but no
Etterra@discuss.online · 11 pts · 103d
They've never actually read their own handbook.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 10 pts · 104d
Her standards for an all-powerful, all-knowing god are pretty low. Or to quote Hulk, "puny god".
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 103d
Oh. Dear. Fuck.
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 103d
CircaV@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 103d
The divine right of …….. the president of the USA?!?!?! Please. The entire world is waiting for one of 1) him to die 2) the midterms 3) the Supreme Court to strike down his stupid tarrifs 4) another US-style coup.
Auli@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 101d
The entire world should be moving away from the crazy States of America. And let them rot by themselves but they won't.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 104d
“Hamanda acka acka racka deda backa sanda acka ambo osa cacka reeté eké banda acka riki dibi asha daaah”
imahappyguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
That's my favorite Korn song
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 104d
There's an episode of MASH where Klinger is trying to use voodoo on Colonel Potter to get his Section 8. I can't find the clip, but I'm pretty sure that's where she got this dialogue from...
HermitBee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 104d
The right thing to do, because each has a documented history of being an utterly despicable despotic cunt?
OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 103d
I've often heard Americans say that one of their greatest strengths is how bipolar they are (with a more positive spin). Well now we're seeing the insane side in control of everything.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 103d
The manic side, I guess?
And Democrats are the depression (mental, not economic) side.
That makes their red (seeing red) vs blue (feeling blue) make sense, too.
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 103d
As in, "you can say it but he'll never hear it"
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 104d
betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 103d
Jaysyn@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 104d
Tell me you're gonna burn in Hell if it exists without telling me you're going to burn in Hell if it exists.
She's nothing more than a Mammonite that has mutilated her face.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 0 pts · 103d
Yeah i'm a redditor, woh could you tell?
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 103d
A god that is aligned with Trump, is one that I reject.
Tiral@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 104d
Man, I don't want to be offensive but even if you're conservative leaning (which is totally fine) Trump as a person is freaking nuts. If you can't agree with that you're probably in a cult or have a cult mentality. If someone you worked with had the same personally they'd be fired and you'd think they're nuts.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 104d
surfrock66@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 104d
It is wild that this season of The Boys was filmed months before this.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 104d
Yeah, I have been having a hard time watching this season as it parallels too closely with the real world. Like wTF, why is this show that is supposed to be OTT fiction so close to reality?
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 103d
I dont know the whole quote but "what's a god to one that doesnt believe"
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 104d
Okay that quote is being very much misconstrued, assuming the body of the post is the entire article.
First, she was contacted by God to join Trump's advisory council. Then, Trump asked her to join his advisory council. In this particular scenario, saying no to Trump would be denying God's will.
That is very different than a blanket "Trump == God"
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
I didn't get that message from the title. It doesn't say Trump is God
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 104d
Maaaaybe, but she's still cray cray. Start at around 37 minutes even. She's saying that Moses had to do battle to take the land in the bible. All of her ministries seem to be sounding smart about very nit picked parts of the bible that she is very confidently wrong about.
https://youtu.be/9oAk-e_dIkc?t=2188
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 104d
If there's more ammo in the crazy cannon, we don't need to fire the fodder
i can't tell if that sounds cool or dumb
DillDough@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 104d
Where are you seeing this being misconstrued as "Trump=God"?
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 104d
The title, I'm assuming
DillDough@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 103d
Get some reading comprehension, holy fuck
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 0 pts · 103d
Eat my poop
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d
Something something imperfect vessel.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
I’m so sad she’s married to the keyboardist for Journey. It’s. Upsetting. And I don’t even like him.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 104d
Hot take: she SHOULD stop. Believing. Let go of that feeling.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 104d
I mean journey blows lol
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
And this woman makes it super hard to explain how their late 70s albums were awesome AF.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
God has a nice warm place for her and all the rest of them
BigMacHole@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 104d
Saying NO to Trump is like saying NO to GOD!
-People trying to Kill the Pope!
Psythik@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 104d
Why does everyone on the internet seem to believe that the pope has the final say on anything and everything involving God? The whole reason why Christianity even exists to begin with is because a bunch of people decided to reject the pope and the Catholic church. So why would anyone care what he has to say unless they're Catholic?
Evangelists wanting the pope dead is not only unsurprising, it's expected.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 103d
Catholics are Christian you fucking dolt
Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 103d
You know what I'm saying; don't be so dense and pedantic.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 102d
I'm not being pedantic, the word you're looking for is "Protestantism".
It's a very important distinction.
The reason I did feel the need to point it out is because evangelical Christians really want people to believe that Catholics aren't real Christians.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 103d
Super mega apostasy
Or Pseudokhristos
Both fit the scheme of the tmnt theme
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
Good lord even she got the Jigsaw surgeries
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 104d
Sounds like she's worried her income stream is about to end.
santa@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 104d
If you see yourself as god, why would u need a spiritual advisor? And if you see yourself as god, you should probably be committed.
ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 104d
At what point do we put them all on a boat and wish them luck as we banish them in search of another continent?
4am@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 104d
My brother in Christ, that’s how they got here
ptychodus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d
Then we must return the fervor.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d
I see what you did there
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 103d
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Krasnov has this lunatic while the drunk in charge of the military has the nutter Doug Wilson.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
I wonder if anyone has told this stupid bitch that a majority of this country has always said no to this piece of shit.
modus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 103d
Holy shit that is the quintessential Mar-a-Lago face.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 104d
No, no, in both cases the result is narcissistic, toddler-level tantrums. I can see her point.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d
Some people, like this lady, need medical care.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 103d
Let's hear from a non-sycophant. What? They were all fired?
vga@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 104d
Better aim next time.
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 104d
This administration is just getting crazier and crazier.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
This lady is cancer
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 102d
She is the Yoko-ono of Journey. As in her husband Jonathan Cain, the lead songwriter for Journey (Don't Stop Believin' etc) basically blew up the band by going full maga. They broke up just before I was due to see them in 2024 😭
grte@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 104d
Look at this "spiritual advisor" doing her thing.
tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social · 2 pts · 104d
Back to the divine right of kings.
the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
There sure are plenty of fruit cakes in the USA...yikes!! When religion becomes scary .
Butterphinger@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 104d
As a socialist and an atheist, this just saves me time and energy. I only have to say no once.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
Guess it's the official position of American Christians that saying no to a felon rapist is the same as saying no to God.
I don't have children, but if I did, I'd be keeping them far away from Christians.
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Turns out White-Cain is actually Cain, and we are all Abel being betrayed for doing our best. Let's hope that curse from God doesn't wipe out the country and sticks to just these traitorous jerkoffs.
deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 103d
I mean, While trying not to be a Reddit atheist here, if there is a Christian god there’s no way they aren’t a fascist god. Lmao. Look at the state of the world! It’s the classic “either God is not omnipotent or is malevolent”. With a god that allows this kind of untold suffering, possibly even creates it according to these Christians on earth, why would you even need Satan ? Would Satan also not be a good angel for, you know, dealing with every single bad person that’s ever existed for all of eternity? Idk I went to church way too much growing up
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
She's right from a Biblical standpoint, per "Bible Logic".
Bible Logic: render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, Caesar is ruling because it is God's Will that they rule.
... and this is why we abandoned "Bible Logic" many centuries ago, because it's stupid.
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 104d
ISIS: USA Edition
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 3 pts · 104d
Nobody in ISIS was claiming to be God. These people are worse.
If one of those guys posted a meme representing themselves as the living embodiment of God they would be the next one getting a burning tire around their neck.
raman_klogius@ani.social · 1 pts · 104d
Ivangelical State In the States
bagsy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
This bitch can suck the hairiest, dirtiest part of my nutsack.
devolution@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
These people don't actually believe in god. Remember Rodrigo Borgia in Assassin's Creed 2 at the end?
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 2 pts · 104d
Nuremberg
icedaemon0@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
ManyRoads@mstdn.social · 2 pts · 104d
@MicroWave Another worshiper of our avowed second-coming of Christ (anti-Christ?) :
https://factually.co/fact-checks/religion/bible-when-will-antichrist-be-revealed-7e919d
Furbag@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d
All the more reason to say no to him. As if I needed more reasons.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 103d
Misread the headline and thought it said trump's spiteful advisor.
tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 104d
I read a lot of history and you get passages describing clearly insane courtiers, soothsayers, self proclaimed alchemists or whatever tell some king that if they just drink so and so much mercury or murder and eat a certain number of albino babies that they will become like Gods and I think holy shit people were crazy back then thank god I live in a civilized s
KittyCat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d
Well then...
Fuck "god"
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d
frightful5680@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
Because McCain wasn't good enough
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 104d
God God? As in Doctor Jesus's dad?
So all those little girls screaming "NO" during the decades of child rapes were actually talking to God?
Avicenna@programming.dev · 1 pts · 103d
Still going with the full on antichrist vibes I see. I think Trump will soon demand to become a saint.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 103d
At the risk of attacking her appearance... Does she usually wear glasses or something? It feels like her face is incomplete and I'm not sure if that's just me or that she usually wears the malifecent horns or something.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 103d
Funny, I had dinner with God just last week and He said this girl was an idiot.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 103d
Oh. Okay.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 104d
I've said no to many imaginary friends.