The word "teledildonics" dates back to 1991. Danni's Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.
Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.
It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.
It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.
You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for skanpage that helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)
Horny teenage joke was just for surprise lolz I think, not a comment about KDE-involved names being horny (I think, every time I say something like this in any domain I end up learning about things I wish I hadn't lol)
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 257 pts · 114d
Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs
nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 114d
I'm more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 114d
I prefer playing with my joystick.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 114d
It's right below the Y, if you get to the B you've gone to far down
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 3 pts · 113d
Skill issue.
pr06lefs@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 114d
"have you looked in nubrubs.conf"
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 14 pts · 114d
I do like my idea of a search tool more, but if it was for the trackpoint clearly it would be for adjusting the sensitivity
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 114d
Rival to GNUbbin
Crescent@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 114d
How do you even use those things efficiently? Also where can I find it on my ThinkPad?
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 91 pts · 114d
Keep giving KDE ideas!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 32 pts · 114d
Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 114d
FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 12 pts · 114d
The word "teledildonics" dates back to 1991. Danni's Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 114d
Ahhh, I'll always feel nostalgia for 80s-90s era sci-fi optimism.
Flying cars and teledildonics, how hard can they really be, and clearly everyone wants these!
Supercrunchy@programming.dev · 3 pts · 114d
I remember that splash image! It might seem like a joke/meme, but it was an official one:
https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gimp-data/-/blob/main/images/splash-log.md?ref_type=heads
Search for version 2.7.2 / 2.7.3 on that page
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 75 pts · 114d
The Gnome variant would be GSpot.
eodur@piefed.social · 64 pts · 114d
I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I'm thinking "Kidiot"
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 114d
Sure better than Klitoris.
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 47 pts · 114d
Klitoris - search tool for when you just can't find it but you know it should be there.
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 114d
Wait .. are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 27 pts · 114d
Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 114d
What... what's the first?
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 16 pts · 114d
Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 114d
...nice...
Danitos@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 114d
How ya doin'
Magnum@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 111d
😳 good 'n you? 😳
rtxn@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 114d
It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.
It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.
Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 9 pts · 114d
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 114d
They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason ..
gkaklas@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 114d
You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for
skanpagethat helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 113d
This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you're spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 114d
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 114d
Obviously it's an ebook managing suite called klit
mogoh@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 114d
KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris
username_1@programming.dev · 2 pts · 114d
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 113d
The search thing on KDE is currently called "baloo" or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 114d
Kontrol Panel
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 114d
ogeist@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 114d
Of course, Kortal Combat!
pewpew@feddit.it · 4 pts · 113d
Konsole
oh, wait-
festus@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 113d
Pretty sure MS would name theirs "Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot".
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 9 pts · 114d
When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It's literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!
pewpew@feddit.it · 6 pts · 113d
FOSS devs: Shitter
https://archive.softwareheritage.org/browse/origin/directory/?origin_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fnuclearfog%2FShitter
Then they renamed to Smither
qprimed@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 114d
legit lol!
webkitten@piefed.social · 5 pts · 112d
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 113d
Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it... (*)
(*) a) sorry, i had to. b) you know it's true.
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 113d
Introducing ksam ^*^ - KDE's analogue to klippy
* Have I gone too far?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d
announcing : Kideas
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 114d
I honestly don't know where the Linux one comes from.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 114d
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 114d
Sure, but where are all the apps named by horny teenagers?
dandimrod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 114d
Probably a joke about the name of GIMP
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 114d
Horny teenage joke was just for surprise lolz I think, not a comment about KDE-involved names being horny (I think, every time I say something like this in any domain I end up learning about things I wish I hadn't lol)
bonno@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 114d