Perfection: 9/10

Oof.

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35 Comments

CombatWombat@feddit.online · 135 pts · 107d (12 replies)

Hannah works as a third-grade teacher and refuses to give 100% on any assignment to any of her students because "only Jesus was perfect."

Source: I made it up.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 107d (3 replies)

I know you meant that a joke, but upon further research into this, I discovered that it's actually true.

Source: I also made it up

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 107d

The sad thing is, jokes aside for some teachers is actually is accurate.

source: grandfather had a college professor that said his personal policy was that a student could never jump more than one letter grade between quarters.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 14 pts · 107d

You both get up votes for your properly referenced sources.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 107d

You were both eerily close to correct though.

Probably.

gnutrino@programming.dev · 20 pts · 107d (6 replies)

I had a teacher that refused to give 100% on any tests because he only left room for two digits when he drew up his marking list. True story.

GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 107d (4 replies)

I had a teacher who would give two points for each correct answer out of, say, 47 questions. So the highest score you could get was 94%. This was for a math test.

fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 107d (3 replies)

But... 47/47 is 100%........

spongebue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d (2 replies)

You figured it out! You win math! 😀

poopkins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d (1 reply)

Well done! You win the perfect score of 94%!

spongebue@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d

A perfect 8/13 (Spoilers for The Good Place)

orbitz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 107d

Awful teacher even if they had questions no one would know, cause maybe they had a prodigy in their class or maybe someone that studied that subject to death, that's a horrible outcome for the kid who got all questions correct.

I guess you could go Farnsworth route and say penmanship counts. (Futurama joke). Though at a certain age range that's not really applicable I guess it depends the grade level for my annoyance at that teacher I'll probably forget it in a moment anyways. Still awful teacher if they got all questions correct, and wasn't a trick one in there.

Edit forgot to add also if the work showed all steps of logic (usually math but sure you get what I mean). No one learning should be denied a perfect score if they learned it is all.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 107d

My French teacher told me this is how grades work in France for real.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 107d (1 reply)

"I typically don't give 10/10 scores because I feel like it doesn't leave anything to work towards."

TheFogan@programming.dev · 22 pts · 107d

Which makes sense, as long as you haven't said it was absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 107d (1 reply)

An unstoppable Hannah (literally perfect; 9/10) meets an immovable Newgrounds reviewer (game wouldn't boot; 5 stars).

squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 107d

Ackshually he is a game designer now.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 107d (5 replies)

If you say 10/10, it feels disingenuous. 9/10, no one neurotypical really questions it.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 107d (3 replies)

10/10 comment, no question.

gnutrino@programming.dev · 12 pts · 107d (2 replies)

5/7 with rice

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 107d (1 reply)

I remember that guy!

zer0hour@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d

I remember that guy with rice 7/10

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 107d

Well I feel pretty fucking seen....

purplemonkeymad@programming.dev · 19 pts · 107d

For the record Josh gave her a 10.

Also not the people in the picture.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 107d (3 replies)

Mebbies she didn't give 10/10 because he wasn't actually blind?

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 107d (2 replies)

In that case shouldn't he be 20/20

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 107d

Very good

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 107d

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 9 pts · 107d (1 reply)

TBF, he could have been richer and more handsome.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 1 pts · 107d

or endowed in other ways.

needanke@feddit.org · 4 pts · 106d (1 reply)

You left out the Best part.

First impressions?

On the way I was 15 steps behind a man who I thought could be Josh when he paused to interact with a street cat. (I had put animal friendly as my preference for my date.)

Josh sounds like a catch!

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 106d

It's good to know this is a turn on. I approach many animals.
Once a cat kept following me and I had to convince it to go back, though.
Another time someone's cat just went to sleep on my lap, and I was late to college...
... And there was that one time I got chased by peacocks, squirrels, and random birds because I was feeding them walnuts...

Something tells me there should be a limit, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 107d

Sounds like a perfect 5 of 7 to me.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d

Josh, you can have her.

napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 107d

Perfection is a moving target...

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 107d
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