Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine
Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine" contains more Hitler's piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y'know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn't enough
Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh... umm... You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you're done.
comment was restored instantly since it shouldn't have hit that message (ill probably try to get piss removed from the check). Just a way for admins to be able to check messages to prevent new accounts from instantly harassing people after sign up
Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.
A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules... assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth's freshwater.... roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.
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FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website · 22 pts · 137d
I take solace in the fact that there must be minute traces of my own piss in there as well.
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 137d
And when you swim, you're swimming in Elton John's jizz.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 9 pts · 137d
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 136d
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 137d
Maybe it all travels together so one person gets the full Marilyn before passing it on.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 137d
Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 137d
Just MM's pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else's pee? What's going on?
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d
Oh you're a people person eh? Name every people then!
Miller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d
This is clearly nonsense, some people don't shower every day.
Wrongdoer2@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 137d
Don't whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 137d
No, I'm not ok. But that also has nothing to do with this showerthought
crimson_iris@piefed.social · 2 pts · 136d
WHO ARE YOU TO ACCUSE ME
HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 136d
Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine" contains more Hitler's piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y'know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn't enough
isyasad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d
You can't call it the final solution 😭
crapwittyname@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 136d
They knew
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 137d
Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh... umm... You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you're done.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 136d
But every time I wash my hands I get piss on them!
wewbull@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 136d
Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven't been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 137d
We're also inhaling her recycled farts..
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 137d
Also Marilyn Manson's. And not just piss.
BitUnWise@programming.dev · 4 pts · 136d
It's likely that there's some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it's definitely not piss anymore
AdminBot@programming.dev · -1 pts · 136d
Zozano@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 136d
Lol. What a pathetic bot.
Profanity? Really? Fuck off you dumb cunt.
Ategon@programming.dev · 1 pts · 135d
comment was restored instantly since it shouldn't have hit that message (ill probably try to get piss removed from the check). Just a way for admins to be able to check messages to prevent new accounts from instantly harassing people after sign up
Pattylay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 137d
Boooo fuck you!
Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 136d
I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for some
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 137d
Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 136d
Where do you think your tap water comes from?
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 136d
From Bill Gates' asshole juice, obviously.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
OMG yum!
5in1k@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 136d
My friends and I say lakes are Napoleon’s Urine.
Mowcherie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d
Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.
A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules... assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth's freshwater.... roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.
And now I am regretting my life decisions.
underThunder@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 120d