I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.
The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.
The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"
Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?
Surely though, in the days when people didn't have an explanation for muteness and "deaf and dumb" was said about people, they thought they really were dumb, rather than just mute? Or is that not the connection? I'm just guessing here.
Stupidity is a separate dimension from privilege so naturally you would have a group of non stupid privileged people and also stupid privileged people.
This is just what stupid + privileged looks like.
See if you have stupid + unprivileged, you just get a natural balance via impactful consequences
Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning, I think it would be entertaining.
My inlaws were complaining about 200+ dollar charges to fill up their trucks and vans with gas.
The same people were telling me that buying a used EV in January 2024 was a bad idea. My car costs about $9 dollars to fill up, and it does that from home.
And people, we haven't even hit a fuel shortage yet. Wait until gas is rationed or flat out not available at most stations, and then see what happens to the price. If you think that isn't going to happen, airlines are already cutting flights due to fuel shortages spiking the price.
I've got myself locked in to 11 cents per kWh at day and 9 cents at night/weekend, plus whatever the unavoidable grid fee is (less than 5 cents AFAIK).
Kinda sucks that I won't be able to take advantage of the lower prices in the summer (they can go negative, which to the consumer means 0), but the absolute worst I've seen in the winter time is the market limit of 5€/kWh, with mid-high double digit cents happening fairly often. And I use a heat pump in the winter whereas running it in AC mode in the summer is pretty optional in the summer.
At least once I get an EV, I'll always know ahead of time what it'll cost me to charge at home, even if I'll pay several times more in the summer than the folks on the variable plan.
Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.
These fucks never travel anywhere more than one or two counties away, and their only source of information about what happens outside that limited area is Fox News.
There is no date on the first one, but I'm thinking these two tweets are far apart in time. They are just set up in this image to show the unabashed hypocrisy this fuckwit does just to gargle Trump's balls.
he isnt to blame for gas prices. ive seen shell at 6.50/gallon in norcal. and everyone else is floating close to it. there are other things to blame him on, and it shouldnt be something on gases.
Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.
You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?
We elected our cult leader president.
Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.
In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.
For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.
I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.
Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!
I am a fit 50-something lady and no I don't think I could beat up the fascist in chief because fat guys have mass on their side. I can think of ways (like the personal protection fighting that gets taught to women) to do enough to run away, but don't underestimate fat guys. They carry all that weight around all the time.
Yeah I don’t think I could win a fist fight in the sense of Queensbury boxing match, but a regular fight-fight where I can kick his legs out from under him? People that age and weight tend not to handle falls well
If Kash Patel is reading this, 'get a shot at him' is a colloquial phrase that indicates a chance to engage another in hand to hand combat, contextually as a hypothetical, potentially involving hyperbole.
I know it's hard to read things straight after a bender, been there buddy.
I love seahorse emojis, every time someone shows me a seahorse emoji I just help can't myself from telling them where I live so that I can figure out how to drive over to them and give them a hug!
Yes, plenty of people with this kind of mentality exist in the USA.
I don't know if this particular person is satire or not, and I'm not going to spend any time hunting down their profile to verify.
The fact that they aren't blaming Biden in both of these posts makes me think it's satire, though. Because the very limited exposure I still have in real life to people of this general political persuasion suggests that they're all about blaming Biden for the current spike in gas and grocery prices. I've heard several different variations of why them blame Biden for current gas prices, but it mostly boils down to a nebulous, tangential line of reasoning that Biden didn't start a war with Iran during his term.
As though dealing with the consequences of Trump's disastrous handling of COVID and the economy wasn't enough, they apparently think Biden should have also been bombing Iran "back to the stone age."
I don't know if this particular person is satire or not
It is not.
This person is cognitive dissonance personified, they're not capable of mental consistency, they are a delusional cult member, their brain works in such a way that it pretzels to find any possible reason to justify and glorify the cult leader.
If you haven't personally lost friends and family members to the MAGA cult, please trust me, I am being completely serious.
Am I too european to be shocked by 146 dollars for a full tank of a big pick-up truck? I've recently seen a BMW 5 series fill up his diesel for 100 Euros (granted it was premium diesel)
No, no, you need to listen and take notes. Tony who drives a truck in Cali is a pro, his knowledge and intelligence has been honed through years of practice.
He knows how to gargle the balls WHILE working the shaft. You might not ever need those skills in life but it’s good to know just in case.
91 Comments
ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 190 pts · 108d
I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.
Crystalbound@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 108d
Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 108d
Too bad they're dragging the rest of us down with them at the moment.
Blibly@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 108d
Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 108d
I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.
The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.
The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"
Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?
Still wish I had.
boaratio@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 108d
I get yelled at by my wife and my therapist all the time for saying "I wish I was dumb, because then I'd be happy."
Cherry@piefed.social · 12 pts · 108d
The term is ‘ignorance is bliss’ is quite fitting. Ignorance is seen as a negative choice rather than a happy option.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 108d
Seems like something a therapist should understand?
boaratio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
Boy howdy, she does.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 107d
Then why yell at you
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
Well yeah. Say stupid. Dumb means mute and it's rude.
victorz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 108d
Surely though, in the days when people didn't have an explanation for muteness and "deaf and dumb" was said about people, they thought they really were dumb, rather than just mute? Or is that not the connection? I'm just guessing here.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 108d
Pssst, hey buddy, you can rent stupidity. It's called "beer", pass it on.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 108d
How sweet to be an idiot.
Rod_Orm@piefed.world · 9 pts · 108d
ignorance is bliss
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 107d
I have a theory,
Stupidity is a separate dimension from privilege so naturally you would have a group of non stupid privileged people and also stupid privileged people.
This is just what stupid + privileged looks like.
See if you have stupid + unprivileged, you just get a natural balance via impactful consequences
Syndication@lemmy.today · 42 pts · 108d
They always talk about how "the left" are cucks, yet they love being cucked by Trump. Curious.
bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 108d
It's always projection
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 108d
Yep that's why the South watches the most trans porn and gay porn. It's all projection because that's all their tiny brains are capable of.
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 149 pts · 108d
Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning, I think it would be entertaining.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 108d
No reasoning, he is just parroting what he's been told
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 108d
Newsom? I thought Carney did that!
DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 108d
No no, it was us Europeans for not helping with Operation Epstein Fury.
Etterra@discuss.online · 11 pts · 108d
They'll do anything to engage the cognitive dissonance generated by gasp admitting they were wrong about something.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d
My inlaws were complaining about 200+ dollar charges to fill up their trucks and vans with gas.
The same people were telling me that buying a used EV in January 2024 was a bad idea. My car costs about $9 dollars to fill up, and it does that from home.
And people, we haven't even hit a fuel shortage yet. Wait until gas is rationed or flat out not available at most stations, and then see what happens to the price. If you think that isn't going to happen, airlines are already cutting flights due to fuel shortages spiking the price.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 108d
PA currently has a Democratic governor, so he'll probably just blame Shapiro
potate@lemmy.ca · 77 pts · 108d
I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.
Botzo@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 108d
Even my EV F150 would be only about $60 from 0-100% at peak PG&E summer rates (4pm-8pm). And I just avoid those charging times, so it's more like $40.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 108d
Holy shit electricity is pricey
Botzo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 108d
PG&E might be one of the worst in the US. Over 50 cents per KWH during peak summer prices. And my truck is 130KWH.
My solar array should pay for itself in under 10 years.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 108d
That sounds disgusting.
I've got myself locked in to 11 cents per kWh at day and 9 cents at night/weekend, plus whatever the unavoidable grid fee is (less than 5 cents AFAIK).
Kinda sucks that I won't be able to take advantage of the lower prices in the summer (they can go negative, which to the consumer means 0), but the absolute worst I've seen in the winter time is the market limit of 5€/kWh, with mid-high double digit cents happening fairly often. And I use a heat pump in the winter whereas running it in AC mode in the summer is pretty optional in the summer.
At least once I get an EV, I'll always know ahead of time what it'll cost me to charge at home, even if I'll pay several times more in the summer than the folks on the variable plan.
Naich@piefed.world · 17 pts · 108d
Not as hard as I laugh when I pass all the queued up cars on my bicycle.
potate@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 108d
No argument, when it comes to vehicles - bike > EV > ICE
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 108d
Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 15 pts · 108d
These fucks never travel anywhere more than one or two counties away, and their only source of information about what happens outside that limited area is Fox News.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 108d
Nobody travels more than one or two counties away anymore. Have you seen the price of gas?!?
brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 107d
Have you seen the size of some California counties? San Bernardino county is larger than multiple states.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 108d
There is no date on the first one, but I'm thinking these two tweets are far apart in time. They are just set up in this image to show the unabashed hypocrisy this fuckwit does just to gargle Trump's balls.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 108d
pfried@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 108d
They want California to use dirtier fuel like the rest of the country, so they can die earlier too.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 108d
he isnt to blame for gas prices. ive seen shell at 6.50/gallon in norcal. and everyone else is floating close to it. there are other things to blame him on, and it shouldnt be something on gases.
Jaimesmith@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 108d
Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.
Cargon@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 108d
They are unprincipled cultists and I wish them a merry $9.00 / gal.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
It'll be $10 soon I hear
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 108d
California must open the Strait of Hormuz immediately
Amberskin@europe.pub · 40 pts · 108d
Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 108d
No, this is real.
Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.
You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?
We elected our cult leader president.
Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.
Yougov recently did a poll.
https://yougov.com/en-us/articles/54707-how-many-americans-think-they-could-beat-donald-trump-in-a-fight
On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.
10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.
Now break it down by party.
Democrats:
75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.
Republicans:
39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.
...
So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...
... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.
You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.
They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 108d
That's a lot of words to call them idiots
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 108d
I prefer to back up my classifications with data.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 108d
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 108d
In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 108d
For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.
Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 107d
Depending on how fast the scooter goes, she could definitely take him. He's very unstable and once he's down, he's not getting back up easily.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 108d
I am a fit 50-something lady and no I don't think I could beat up the fascist in chief because fat guys have mass on their side. I can think of ways (like the personal protection fighting that gets taught to women) to do enough to run away, but don't underestimate fat guys. They carry all that weight around all the time.
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 108d
Yeah I don’t think I could win a fist fight in the sense of Queensbury boxing match, but a regular fight-fight where I can kick his legs out from under him? People that age and weight tend not to handle falls well
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 108d
The way the question is framed makes me think it's a no-holds-barred hand-to-hand fight. You'd drop him fast.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 108d
He's almost 80 years old and not in good shape. Fat mass or not, I think you could take him.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 108d
I hear you, and my answer is the same strategy that is currently defeating Trump in Iran:
Rope a Dope.
Conserve your energy, maintain your stamina, conceal your strength, keep him moving.
Only take a chance at a strike you know will hit, then flutter away.
Couple rounds of that, he's having a heart attack, you win.
He notoriously has horrendous posture.
That means his core will tire out rapidly if you keep him him on his toes.
Pofski@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d
Go for the knees
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 108d
I don't think he actually ever had bone spurs
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 108d
Hah!
Oh, he will have them after I get a shot at him.
EDIT:
If Kash Patel is reading this, 'get a shot at him' is a colloquial phrase that indicates a chance to engage another in hand to hand combat, contextually as a hypothetical, potentially involving hyperbole.
I know it's hard to read things straight after a bender, been there buddy.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 108d
Jokes on you, Patel only saw the excerpt that AI showed him....and he was waaaaaay too wasted to be able to read it
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 108d
Oh in that case:
I love seahorse emojis, every time someone shows me a seahorse emoji I just help can't myself from telling them where I live so that I can figure out how to drive over to them and give them a hug!
blarth@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 108d
How does a MF with a lazy eye read stuff when he’s drunk? Just try to bring two columns of letters together?
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d
If Kash Patel is reading this, I want him to suck my Canadian dick you drug addict.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 108d
Maybe blue voters are more likely to know how to throw a punch when the other person can see you.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 108d
Yes, plenty of people with this kind of mentality exist in the USA.
I don't know if this particular person is satire or not, and I'm not going to spend any time hunting down their profile to verify.
The fact that they aren't blaming Biden in both of these posts makes me think it's satire, though. Because the very limited exposure I still have in real life to people of this general political persuasion suggests that they're all about blaming Biden for the current spike in gas and grocery prices. I've heard several different variations of why them blame Biden for current gas prices, but it mostly boils down to a nebulous, tangential line of reasoning that Biden didn't start a war with Iran during his term.
As though dealing with the consequences of Trump's disastrous handling of COVID and the economy wasn't enough, they apparently think Biden should have also been bombing Iran "back to the stone age."
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 108d
It is not.
This person is cognitive dissonance personified, they're not capable of mental consistency, they are a delusional cult member, their brain works in such a way that it pretzels to find any possible reason to justify and glorify the cult leader.
If you haven't personally lost friends and family members to the MAGA cult, please trust me, I am being completely serious.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
It's been a decade. A convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and pedophile is our leader. The idiocy is real.
natebluehooves@pawb.social · 2 pts · 107d
it’s an inauthentic agitator account that’s meant to push the political conversation in a different direction at a different time.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 108d
well its on you TRUCK drivers, if you decide to buy a massive gas guzzler.
Cargon@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 108d
Forget the trucks... what will they put in their inbred kids' milkshakes?!
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 108d
I know right, how the fuck are they going to bring boys to the yard now?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 108d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_tsar,_bad_boyars
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 108d
Hey, hey Tony!
TONY!
Yeah?
You tired of gargling Trump's balls?
Whasamatterwidyou?
Go fuck your self.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 107d
The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 20 pts · 108d
Ah yes, Trust The Plan
Q
voidsignal@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 108d
wow. so much wrongness in a single picture
eletes@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 108d
"No I don't need salt on this boot I lick, it's already flavored with urine"
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 107d
BewitchedBargain@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 108d
Cause if he blames daddy, he won't be allowed into the ballroom to dance away his gas price worries.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 107d
Of course he blames Newsom, he was told by fox News that it wasn't Trump's fault
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 108d
Well, you see, blaming their felon rapist pedo daddy means they have to blame themselves, and they aren't emotionally/mentally equipped to do that.
sirico@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 107d
Imagine non subsidised cars
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 107d
step on me harder daddy ngha
RidderSport@feddit.org · 3 pts · 107d
Am I too european to be shocked by 146 dollars for a full tank of a big pick-up truck? I've recently seen a BMW 5 series fill up his diesel for 100 Euros (granted it was premium diesel)
quarkquasar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d
Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d
No, no, you need to listen and take notes. Tony who drives a truck in Cali is a pro, his knowledge and intelligence has been honed through years of practice.
He knows how to gargle the balls WHILE working the shaft. You might not ever need those skills in life but it’s good to know just in case.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -26 pts · 108d
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 108d
He raped children. Kinda hard to ignore hate.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -18 pts · 108d
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 11 pts · 108d
Yeah most people aren't that privileged.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 12 pts · 108d
Your head is full of rocks.