I didn't realize it was so bad

I'm nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.

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68 Comments

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 134 pts · 91d (3 replies)

I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 91d (1 reply)

That's some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.

Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 9 pts · 91d

Quick, recalibrate the warp core matrix and modulate the deflectors, we're going in to one year.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 91d

c/asslips is leaking

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 91d

Fuck, I'm not even 60 and I'm already a year.

Syndication@lemmy.today · 50 pts · 91d (8 replies)

Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.

chocrates@piefed.world · 9 pts · 91d (7 replies)

It's fake, or has been fixed. Ai is still a bullshit machine regardless

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 91d (5 replies)

the beauty of llms is you can ask them a question and never get the same answer twice.

percent@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 91d (4 replies)

That's a hyperparameter that can be adjusted for consistency

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d (3 replies)

Ew. I don't want the llm to know about my poops, they're a Bristol 7

percent@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 91d (2 replies)

🤔 I wonder if/when threads like these ever get trimmed out of datasets. Like, is your Bristol 7 now permanent AI knowledge?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d (1 reply)

I hope so. We should be filling up llms with poop

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 90d

How can you tell it's fake?

smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 30 pts · 91d (1 reply)

"average 50-59 year old weighs 5000 pounds" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person weighs 150 pounds. Pounds Georg, who lives in a cave and weighs over 50000000000000000000000000 pounds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d

Yro'ue mom

Etterra@discuss.online · 24 pts · 91d (5 replies)

Apparently if you get old enough then you'll have the density of a neutron star.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 90d

Before time folds in upon itself and your weight becomes time, which becomes weight.

pressanykeynow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Not necessarily, who knows what size average Americans are.

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 90d

Hey, I only have the mass of 3 Neptunes, thank you very much.

Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d (1 reply)

For us it'll just be the mass of a white dwarf. Dissapointing, I know.

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 90d

But I don't want to be British...

Folstar@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I'm throwing the averages way off.

FloatingAlong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d

Spiders Georg strikes again.

Renat@szmer.info · 14 pts · 91d

Averange IQ of man is 2 litres.

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 14 pts · 91d

Wow, I'm very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!

n4ch1sm0@piefed.social · 12 pts · 91d (1 reply)

And this is what they're trying to replace the workforce with lmao

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 91d

They need to go all in on it before it can become good enough to be viable, so we'll get precedent that its not viable, and we can survive as peasants for another generation.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I'll be.. Doc was on to something... there definitely is something wrong with Earth's gravitational pull in the future.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

Oh man! How old IS Doc??? He didn't just travel 1 year. He traveled 30 years! In both directions! Then he traveled 100 years!

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 91d (4 replies)

You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d

In less than twelve parsecs.

ijustliketrains@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 90d (1 reply)

You can measure wait in spans of time

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d

O you son of a... I swear to God!

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 91d

Only if you're driving a car.

el_twitto@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 91d (2 replies)

I weigh 1 year... how much is that in kilograms?

jlow@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Whatever 69 pounds is in kg, apparently.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d

that's 184 metric bananas

Tiral@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d (2 replies)

At 42 I'm well under the average, hell yeah.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 90d

If you weigh only 42 then you may want to bulk up...

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d

You weigh 42 years? Damn

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d

I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 90d

I've decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 91d (1 reply)

is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 3 pts · 91d

Yes.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

r/anythingbutmetric

Photonic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year

She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I

NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d

You're apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You're good to go

Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d

Hekate be praised! I'm undercover age! Finally!!!

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 90d

ai literally is that bad

chunes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 90d

I too know how to press the f12 button

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 3 pts · 91d

I'm below average, time to BULK UP!

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d (3 replies)

Another copy of this fake...?

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 90d (2 replies)

Because everything on lemmy shitpost is really real.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d (1 reply)

"I reposted this fake boring shit because shitpost"

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 89d

Someone needs a shrug.

Smaile@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 91d

guess the poisons really setting in now.

Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 91d

That's €230.67

chode_tode@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d (2 replies)

I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32...

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 1 pts · 90d

Rookie numbers! Pack those pounds!

jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 90d

Wait until you're 35.

k2r@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d

Never heard of weight maxing?

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 91d

I dont know whether its few or much, but let that colossal weight gap stay in us

13igTyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 91d

I now have new bulking goals.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 2 pts · 91d

Large language models are like Elmer Fudd, except they don't need a bunny to confuse them, they do it themselves

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 89d

I lost 100 pounds, and now I don't know how old I am.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d

Hell yeah, I'm not fat! Turns out I'm like 500+ lbs underweight for my age! I should really eat! A lot!

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 90d

Morged.