I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.
"average 50-59 year old weighs 5000 pounds" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person weighs 150 pounds. Pounds Georg, who lives in a cave and weighs over 50000000000000000000000000 pounds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I'm throwing the averages way off.
They need to go all in on it before it can become good enough to be viable, so we'll get precedent that its not viable, and we can survive as peasants for another generation.
68 Comments
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 134 pts · 91d
I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 91d
That's some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 9 pts · 91d
Quick, recalibrate the warp core matrix and modulate the deflectors, we're going in to one year.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 91d
c/asslips is leaking
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 91d
Fuck, I'm not even 60 and I'm already a year.
Syndication@lemmy.today · 50 pts · 91d
Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.
chocrates@piefed.world · 9 pts · 91d
It's fake, or has been fixed. Ai is still a bullshit machine regardless
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 91d
the beauty of llms is you can ask them a question and never get the same answer twice.
percent@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 91d
That's a hyperparameter that can be adjusted for consistency
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d
Ew. I don't want the llm to know about my poops, they're a Bristol 7
percent@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 91d
🤔 I wonder if/when threads like these ever get trimmed out of datasets. Like, is your Bristol 7 now permanent AI knowledge?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
I hope so. We should be filling up llms with poop
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
https://youtu.be/X0XaPt3qHS8
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 90d
How can you tell it's fake?
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 30 pts · 91d
"average 50-59 year old weighs 5000 pounds" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person weighs 150 pounds. Pounds Georg, who lives in a cave and weighs over 50000000000000000000000000 pounds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
Yro'ue mom
Etterra@discuss.online · 24 pts · 91d
Apparently if you get old enough then you'll have the density of a neutron star.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 90d
Before time folds in upon itself and your weight becomes time, which becomes weight.
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
Not necessarily, who knows what size average Americans are.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 90d
Hey, I only have the mass of 3 Neptunes, thank you very much.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d
For us it'll just be the mass of a white dwarf. Dissapointing, I know.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 90d
But I don't want to be British...
Folstar@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 91d
I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I'm throwing the averages way off.
FloatingAlong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
Spiders Georg strikes again.
Renat@szmer.info · 14 pts · 91d
Averange IQ of man is 2 litres.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 14 pts · 91d
Wow, I'm very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!
n4ch1sm0@piefed.social · 12 pts · 91d
And this is what they're trying to replace the workforce with lmao
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 91d
They need to go all in on it before it can become good enough to be viable, so we'll get precedent that its not viable, and we can survive as peasants for another generation.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 91d
I'll be.. Doc was on to something... there definitely is something wrong with Earth's gravitational pull in the future.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
Oh man! How old IS Doc??? He didn't just travel 1 year. He traveled 30 years! In both directions! Then he traveled 100 years!
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 91d
You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d
In less than twelve parsecs.
ijustliketrains@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 90d
You can measure wait in spans of time
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
O you son of a... I swear to God!
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 91d
Only if you're driving a car.
el_twitto@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 91d
I weigh 1 year... how much is that in kilograms?
jlow@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 91d
Whatever 69 pounds is in kg, apparently.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
that's 184 metric bananas
Tiral@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d
At 42 I'm well under the average, hell yeah.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 90d
If you weigh only 42 then you may want to bulk up...
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
You weigh 42 years? Damn
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d
I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 90d
I've decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 91d
is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 3 pts · 91d
Yes.
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d
r/anythingbutmetric
Photonic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d
You're apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You're good to go
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d
Hekate be praised! I'm undercover age! Finally!!!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 90d
ai literally is that bad
chunes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 90d
I too know how to press the f12 button
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 3 pts · 91d
I'm below average, time to BULK UP!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
Another copy of this fake...?
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 90d
Because everything on lemmy shitpost is really real.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
"I reposted this fake boring shit because shitpost"
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 89d
Someone needs a shrug.
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 91d
guess the poisons really setting in now.
Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 91d
That's €230.67
chode_tode@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32...
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 1 pts · 90d
Rookie numbers! Pack those pounds!
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 90d
Wait until you're 35.
k2r@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
Never heard of weight maxing?
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 91d
I dont know whether its few or much, but let that colossal weight gap stay in us
13igTyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 91d
I now have new bulking goals.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 2 pts · 91d
Large language models are like Elmer Fudd, except they don't need a bunny to confuse them, they do it themselves
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 89d
I lost 100 pounds, and now I don't know how old I am.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
Hell yeah, I'm not fat! Turns out I'm like 500+ lbs underweight for my age! I should really eat! A lot!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 90d
Morged.