To be pedantic, di osaurs didn't evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.
In what world is this the case? Boerboel, Cane Corso, Presa Canario, Filha Brasilero, these are all 50+ kg dogs that are in no way docile. And there are plenty of smaller breeds that are docile. I think the main reason is that, as an owner of a large breed, you have to train your dog to some extent, or it will seriously hurt someone. Smaller breed owners often seem content with just picking up their dog in their arms when they get aggressive, or just laughing it away by calling it feisty or a diva or some other nonsense. Being an irresponsible small dog owner simply doesn't come with the same down sides as being an irresponsible muscle dog owner.
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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 83d
Right there, in the photo, silly.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 83d
Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 83d
Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 83d
Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.
We are the monsters.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 83d
Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.
muzzle@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 83d
Carboniferous literally means "when
carboncoal was made'gibmiser@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 83d
Neat
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 83d
That would be about 5 billion years back?
muzzle@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 83d
Good point, is coal, not carbon!
lauha@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 83d
To be pedantic, di osaurs didn't evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 83d
Una@europe.pub · 21 pts · 83d
Only reason a chicken can not kill you and eat you is because chicken is too small so just behave and be thankful that they are so small.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 83d
I've often thought we all lucked out that the bigger dogs are more docile.
hirihit640@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 83d
We probably just bred them that way. Unmanageable dogs were undesirable and bred out
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 83d
No no, it's the reverse; the little shits are bred that way.
DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 83d
In what world is this the case? Boerboel, Cane Corso, Presa Canario, Filha Brasilero, these are all 50+ kg dogs that are in no way docile. And there are plenty of smaller breeds that are docile. I think the main reason is that, as an owner of a large breed, you have to train your dog to some extent, or it will seriously hurt someone. Smaller breed owners often seem content with just picking up their dog in their arms when they get aggressive, or just laughing it away by calling it feisty or a diva or some other nonsense. Being an irresponsible small dog owner simply doesn't come with the same down sides as being an irresponsible muscle dog owner.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 83d
People spent so long asking if we could, they forgot to ask if we should.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 83d
If they had asked, the answer would have been "Yes. Yes, we should."
fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 83d
Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:
And it was decided.
webp@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 83d
Answer doesn't change
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d
the answer is still yes
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 83d
Ever since I knew the weakness of flesh it disgusted me.
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 83d
Easy there Cogboy.
homes@piefed.world · 11 pts · 83d
Is this a new companion from the upcoming Fallout 5?
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d
Or an Mother 3 unused Chimera.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d
Rad chickens will be recruitable, then you can craft cybernetic enhancements.
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 83d
[ Everyone likes this ]
What will it be called?
Chickenfinger
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 83d
"Part robot. Part organic. All chicken."
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 83d
Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds
Steve@startrek.website · 8 pts · 83d
Chicken lover Allen Pan
TurkeyDurkey@piefed.world · 8 pts · 83d
I want to augment animals. That's probably illegal right?
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 83d
There's no rules against it.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 83d
Great, now arm it.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 83d
In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.
(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 83d
Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should...
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 83d
The Omnissiah approves.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d
Unfortunately, I'm not as into cocktails as I used to be.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 83d
I fucking love Allen
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 83d
Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 83d
“License and registration, CHICKEN LOVER!”
Flower@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 83d
Transform and cluck out!
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d
Dino robot.
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d
Weird to think chickens are only a few genetic tweaks from being Dino's
wk5ar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d
REMEMBER!!! 😂
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d
I would support any petition for grant monies.
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 83d
Courtesy of "chicken lover".