Parenthood

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23 Comments

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 45 pts · 80d (3 replies)

Both/either one is the answer :3

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 80d (1 reply)

“I hate that I’m loud and offensive like my father, yet quietly paralyzed by self consciousness like my mother. But I love that I’m not violent like my father, though, under the right circumstances, I’m pretty alright with being hit like my mother.”

Finding yourself is weird

Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 78d

That last one is not like the others :3

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 80d

The answer is binary? Someone call Alanis, we got another one

snoons@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 79d (3 replies)

Usually both imo.

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 79d (2 replies)

If one keeps the other, sure. Many lives are with one or the other, fucker.

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 79d (1 reply)

This seems a rather personally aggressive response

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 79d

Fair cop, probably shouldn't have used 'fucker' here. It is indeed personal as a single dad, no offense intended.

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 80d (3 replies)

If you're non-binary, why aren't you using quantum state algorithms to break classical encryption?

ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Bold of you to assume they're not...

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d

Shushh

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 79d

lol I’m putting this in my next preprint and citing you

alapakala@quokk.au · 12 pts · 79d (2 replies)

I’m not afraid. I already know I am the better guardian, because I read child development psychology & neurology. And want the very best for them. But I am not procreating. I am making a home for the homeless, the unwanted, and the needy.
family I made

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 79d (1 reply)

hero

alapakala@quokk.au · 5 pts · 79d

type shit, type shit
proudface

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 79d

They probably just pick worst of the two tbf.

essell@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d (1 reply)

That's easy, only had one!

Furey@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 79d

Ah, I was about to say, "whichever one stuck around"

craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 79d

??? You're afraid of becoming your non-binary parent obviously??

noname_yet2077@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d (1 reply)

The bad one

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d

You got a good one?

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d

Or maybe your parents are both such irredeemable fuckups that the trauma turns you non-binary.

Edit: obviously I'm not suggesting that being NB is a trauma response. I just forgot to say I'm joking.