c/lemmyshitpost · by Gonzako@lemmy.world · 77dStress checkpoint 622 points · 45 comments · view on lemmy.world
45 Comments
dan1101@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 77d
If anyone knows anything about anything please let me know.
rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 77d
I know of a game
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 77d
Triangles have three sides
masta_chief@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 77d
Source???
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 77d
you can tell by the way it is
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 77d
Just like aspen trees
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
tri = three
angle = rail
this concludes our three week intensive course on triangles
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 76d
This is a bell

My area of expertise does not extend much beyond this, do you have any other questions on what is a bell or not?
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 76d
Might want to be careful with that...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
everyone right here this is a good example. Mr Scotty Tay has a valuable statement here. that statement is also not a bell.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 77d
it was 2:27 pm when i posted this comment
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 77d
I might know a few things but I'm not sure...
Water is made of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
Oh! I knew that!
Okay @dan1101, I know anything about anything.
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 77d
I'd rather just rotate the cow 🐄
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 77d
I never stopped
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 77d
Flagstaff@programming.dev · 3 pts · 76d
Please don't waste my data when I can rotate it in my mind.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
Dude osculate your bovine on your own time
Denvil@piefed.world · 15 pts · 77d
Unironically tensing up and then relaxing helped
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 6 pts · 77d
Is called progressive muscle relaxation
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 77d
Sorry man, I'm deep in with the hydro homies. I won't be giving up my water.
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 77d
Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 1 pts · 76d
Going for a cup now…second in half an hour. I had to have a camera up my tradesman’s yesterday …after 1am I spent most of the day on the toilet and I really didn’t drink enough water after the camera.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
You gotta Vaseline up every morning in case of a camera incident. Especially if you are at risk of being abducted and probed.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 77d
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 77d
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 77d
Just like the old gypsy woman said!
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 77d
Come into my office and tell me that to my face
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 77d
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 77d
Way ahead of ya.
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 77d
This is stupid, it doesn't even mention buying guns.
NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 77d
Surprisingly relevant
hakase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 77d
Stop breathing manually.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 77d
I would love to destroy myself with stress tonight, but this fentanyl is just hitting the spot a little too well for me to stress.
socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 77d
Start wearing purple
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 77d
Lift with your back in a jerking, twisting motion.
farmgineer@nord.pub · 3 pts · 77d
I was already most of the way there and it's 06:40. I am drinking coffee, though, which I suppose is mostly water.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 76d
Jokes on you!
untorquer@quokk.au · 2 pts · 77d
Fuck you i don't do what you tell me!
Oh... Oh that's nice...
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d
Good boy
king_comrade@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
Muh cortisol
strop@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 77d
The creepy barren massive lawn-like lawn adds so much
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 77d
🤔
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 77d
The floor is made of lawn.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 77d
"You know what? Im going to do it just for a laugh. Wait. Thats just normal. Fuck."
M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 77d
Oh no, the thing is to drink too much water.