In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
That's kinda wild they weren't able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it's totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn't think through this as much as I did
The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life
He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.
Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamari's and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand.... This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
This design is purely a conceptual artwork and is not a commercially available product. There are no plans whatsoever to manufacture or sell it. It was simply intended to inspire a moment of reflection on the sea. It is not intended for any other use beyond visual contemplation. That is all there is to it.
This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
As others have said, this looks like a missile.
Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
Some would call that a win-win
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.
91 Comments
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 74d
Without a base, without a trace y'all.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
And also it's glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.
Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 72d
Best diet ever. I was planning on eating today but no more.
Lord743@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 100 pts · 74d
The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn't have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 73d
In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 73d
North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 73d
Japan needs to get themselves some bottle kids.
StillAlive@piefed.world · 2 pts · 73d
Are beer cans not legal?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 73d
My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 73d
That's kinda wild they weren't able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it's totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn't think through this as much as I did
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 73d
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 73d
If he didn't go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum. They tend not to want to go.
X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 73d
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what'll do you. it's not the loss of colon, it's the loss of muscle and function.
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d
Turns out, that last 8 inches is really important.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 72d
So if it's stuck best get it deeper before it breaks. I'm taking note of this
Also whether or not it's the last or first 8 inches depends solely on the goal
orenj@leminal.space · 25 pts · 73d
Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don't risk it, folks.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 73d
Assuming this was self-inflicted
ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 73d
(Art by Lakota F Meyer)
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 73d
The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 73d
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 73d
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 73d
He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 73d
Low fibre, high fructose McShits
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 73d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
yeahhhh those filters aren't great. they last a day, tops.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 72d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
That's not how they are built
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Upgraded to box wine?
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d
1 guy 1 bottle
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 73d
Please don’t take glass to the beach.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 40 pts · 73d
What if I just heated up the sand to 1650°C while I was there?
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 73d
Yeah that’s fine. I’m mostly concerned about invasive glass.
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 73d
I hear its the 3rd most invasive thing in the world, behind plants, animals, and the British at the very top.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 73d
Wouldn't that make it the 4th most invasive thing?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 73d
Our four most invasive, no... amongst our most invasive... Sorry, I'll come in again.
PostProcess@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
No one expects?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 73d
The British are animals
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamari's and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."
FishFace@piefed.social · 9 pts · 73d
Taking glass to the beach is fine. Leaving it there is a problem.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 9 pts · 73d
Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.
chocrates@piefed.world · 8 pts · 73d
It's the risk of shattering and never getting all the shards cleaned up, I assume
M137@lemmy.today · 39 pts · 73d
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand.... This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 73d
Why would anyone want to stick a beer into hot sand?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
What if you're at the beach and could really do with a warm beer?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 73d
blah! this beer is too cold!
RumAndCreole@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 73d
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 74d
A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.
notabot@piefed.social · 51 pts · 74d
To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? ... Right?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 73d
This bottle does not exist.
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 72d
https://kenjiabe.com/bottle-for-sticking-in-sandy-beaches-1
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
Ah thank you for digging that out.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 73d
As others have said, this looks like a missile.
Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
Some would call that a win-win
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 73d
You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.
0x0@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 73d
Vacuum may be an issue, caution is advised.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 21 pts · 74d
The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.
chocrates@piefed.world · 14 pts · 73d
It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it
mkhopper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d
Documentary. 😄
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman's voice.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 73d
Andy Dufresne let that bottle crawl through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d
Well its not a pickle jar
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 73d
You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 73d
Now this is power bottoming
yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 73d
Dudes always bragging about their snappers. Smdh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d
but then all my jelly beans will fall out
Devadander@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 74d
So your beer can heat up even faster!
kreskin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 73d
I'll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d
It's ribbed on the bottom
Heyting@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 73d
ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 73d
Not for ass production.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 73d
Nope. It will become art when it's first used for its intended purpose
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 73d
Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 73d
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 73d
Opening a web shop to sell bases threaded for beer bottles.
TipRing@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 73d
Y'all motherfuckers need dildos.
With flared bases. Or big ol' balls.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 73d
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 73d
PAIGE, NO !
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 73d
"If it's got no base, don't put it in THAT place."
nexguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
More lobbying by Big Anal...smh
anugeshtu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Glass?! Why isn't it made of vibranium?
huquad@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 74d
And then the bottle breaks
iuseasahibtw@ani.social · 4 pts · 73d
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 72d
This is just gonna start a new Balkan war . . . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 73d
Amphora, but small. As opposed to a butt, which is half a tun (so much better them metric because it is funny).
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 73d
Actually, I first thought of a mortar round.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 73d
Hahaha it’s haha it’s cause haha oh gosh it’s cause if you stick it in your “buns” haha it could shoot out and poke spmebody’s eye out 😂
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
This doesn really change much tho, you could use the upper portion already
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 73d
One man, one bottle video in 3... 2... 1...
flandish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
ahh the “arbuckle” bottle
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 73d
"Yeah, in future design reviews we ended up adding a flare at the top. For... reasons."
6244901@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 73d
People will be people! :)
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 73d
At first I thought it was a new air-dropped bomb to use against Iran. I mean it seems like something the Trump-Epstein fan club would dream up.