Repent or Perish

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80 Comments

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 265 pts · 80d (4 replies)

Disgusting, I better film this so the rest of the congregation knows to stay away

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nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 83 pts · 80d (1 reply)

Honestly genius way to get gay cat girls to perform for you, if you're into that kind of thing.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 37 pts · 80d

Oh Fuck, You Are Gonna Make Me DEUS VULT

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 11 pts · 80d

He is just searching where to get those outfits.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

Who knows, maybe he decided to repent and is just still holding the sign because dropping it would be littering.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 160 pts · 80d (2 replies)

Something about this photo makes me suspect that this gentleman isn’t very sincere about his message.

Bonsoir@lemmy.ca · 73 pts · 80d (1 reply)

As long as he repents he should be fine.

frunch@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 79d

As long as he goes to church any given Sunday, all his sins will be forgiven. What a deal!

mtpender@piefed.social · 102 pts · 80d (1 reply)

"I hope these goth girls don't awaken anything in me..."

-That guy, probably.

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 80d

I think it's too late the way he is recording them, there's only missing jets of steam escaping from his collar.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 79d (4 replies)

Dude taking a picture for later.

TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 79d

For… research.

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 79d

please excuse him while he leaves to use the bathroom

man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 79d

It took me a sec to catch that haha. He's like two seconds away from ditching that sign altogether.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 5 pts · 79d

just to discuss with his friends how sinful those individuals are

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 62 pts · 80d (4 replies)

Dude seems to be envious; why else would he film those two cuties?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 80d (1 reply)

For proof, just in case The Lord isn't watching. Otherwise itll just be inadmissable hearsay when he tells the priest

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 80d

"God, are you catching this? I'll record it just in case so we can review it frame by frame together later during... prayer time..."

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 79d

To go with the gallon of lube he just ordered on Amazon.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d

Same reason they always took pictures of my tits when I marched topless at pride. Obviously to show how queer people are degenerates and no other reason.

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 79d (10 replies)

Shocking! Absurd! Ridiculous!

What engineer built this bridge with only 15ft clearance?

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Welcome to the 11 foot 8 bridge. Turns out the reason is a sewer pipe under the road, and a train bridge above.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 79d

Great, Youtube's full-screen mode somehow manages to block my phone's gesture control.

farmgineer@nord.pub · 11 pts · 79d (3 replies)

What engineer would use 'ft's? *ducks*

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Oh you don't need to duck. 15' isn't that low

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d

Not big enough for my ego

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d

One who has to deal with American tradespeople… I don't like it any more than anyone else, but they just reply by asking for it in feet.

kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 79d

That's... That's more clearance than a lot of bridges have. More than enough for basically any bus including many if not most double deckers or standard size freight.

EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Considering most large trucks are 13ft6in or lower it's also not a legit reason for exclusion

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 79d

That probably would have made a better baseline for my joke

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 79d

That's... there's a 3x3 meter train crossing around here.

Lysergid@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 80d (3 replies)

It’s all nice and cool but wtf is that road sign. Who the hell going to pay attention to grey sign which doesn’t even look like road sign while driving on what looks like 30 km/h road

Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 79d (2 replies)

Well just look at the flags, as a flag expert (or a flagspert as we officially call it) this looks to be in... Nazi Germany?

echodot@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 79d (1 reply)

The Nazis were of course famously English speakers, so it all tracks.

Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 79d

Very fond of foreign cultures I've heard.

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 79d (2 replies)

Guess I'll just perish then.

Looks way more fun lol

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d

It'll be one hell of a party down there

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

I'll repent for what I've done wrong, but not to their god and they and I have very different views on what I've done wrong

kieron115@startrek.website · 23 pts · 79d

The "CAUTION! Low Bridge" sign kills me. Something so.. everyday in the middle of whatever this is.

echodot@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 79d (2 replies)

I do love how everyone is basically ignoring him.

There is definitely some irony in an overweight guy telling everyone else he doesn't approve of their life choices.

PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 79d

While taking photos for later. What a joke.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 79d

This really is the best way to deal with people like this. Don't even acknowledge their presence

ApertureUA@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 79d (5 replies)

Pardon my stupid, I just woke up. What is this event, what is happening, where why

I require context

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 79d (4 replies)

No idea where you're located, but in America there are a lot of right-wing religious wingnuts that enjoy street-corner preaching, as it were.

Most of this preaching involves carring signs with a fire-and-brimstone message and yelling about how the passers-by need to repent.

The most famous example would be the ::: spoiler Westboro Baptist Church (cw: slurs, homophobia, antisemitism, etc)

:::

Anyway, it's common for audiences to troll these guys with gayness.

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 79d

yeah it's common for these wackos to show up at pride events too. this appears to be one

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d

Yeah trolling them or counterprotesting them is almost like a rite of passage in some circles. I spent way too much time doing that in college.

ApertureUA@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Ah, makes sense. Where I am from, there are neither visibly queer people nor visibly right-wing religious wingnuts.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 79d

As a visibly queer person I might be willing to make that tradeoff tbh

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 19 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Caution!

Low Bridge

Clearance 15ft.

Large Trucks

Prohibited

Such poetry

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 79d

Driving a Large Truck that's 14'8" and I'm so excited until I read the last line.

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 80d

I didn't even notice the repent dude lol. I was just staring at that leashed ass

Astronut@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 80d (7 replies)

That “Cats” musical still going on?

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 80d (6 replies)

Are they not foxes?

MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 80d (4 replies)

Pretty sure those are called people

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 80d (3 replies)

Homosapians actually.

Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 80d (2 replies)

Homosexuals actually 🤓

Astronut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 80d (1 reply)

Let’s say I’m not a homo but I ain’t sexual anymore but I do like cats! What category would you put me buckaroo?

Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 80d

Not a homo, not sexual, are you just a cat?

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 80d

I thought fox or maybe wolf for the right one.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 80d (1 reply)

That video's going right in his special interest folder

Kaligalis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 80d

It's going straight to the X(XX) files.

Smaile@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 78d

hes just taking picture so he can righteously hate on them later, alone, with a bottle of hand lotion.

dave@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 80d (2 replies)

I choose perish.

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 7 pts · 79d (1 reply)

reminds me of this:

Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 79d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 79d

Weirdly German-looking sign 🤔

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 79d

Why the 🇩🇪 background? Is that unser Idiot?

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d

Repent while I take picture of your butt and goon to it later. Absolute hypocrisy 🙄

bloomnolia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d

Couple of fox girls being silly on the pavement while this guy is like "this offends me and everything I stand for"

adhdsergio@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d

I'd perish for sure

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 79d

Is this what they meant by people will be marrying animals next?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d

Based af

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 80d

Good doggies

d_o_o_m_g_u_y@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d

Aaaaah oh well

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 79d

Sounds like a pretty shitty game show...

untorquer@quokk.au · 2 pts · 80d

Anyone got details on those pants on the right?

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d

Wait is the street preacher taking a picture.

Make probably gonna show off to the congregation what to avoid

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d

Shitsboro Baptist Church.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d

repanted

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d

The girl/fox/whatever on the right is fly as hell ngl