Hornet's Nest [MrLovenstein]

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520 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world

40 Comments

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 56 pts · 83d

1% less means that you creat more room for politics, war, or worse… AI. No thanks, I’ll stay horny.

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 83d

No need, I’m licensed

hansolo@lemmy.today · 42 pts · 83d (1 reply)

RIP Violet_08. Creeped out too soon, we hardly knew thee. Other than your threesome with your Dad's work friends.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 83d
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glitchdx@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 83d (4 replies)

I'm literally writing my own smut right now because the Internet isn't horny enough.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 83d

The two extremes of humanity on this thread

Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Is it published anywhere?

glitchdx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d

nope, but I put down almost 20k words in two weeks and now I'm taking half of that and polishing it into Chapter One.

Any suggestions for a lemmy community that would be interested in a sci-fi fantasy story with extensive lore and worldbuilding, and nsfw tags for lesbian sex, futanari, mind control, domination and emotional trauma?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d

Yes, and?

Imperious_melange@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 83d (4 replies)
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 83d

Avenue Q! Grab your dick and double click. It's Porn Porn Porn!

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d (1 reply)

🎶"Grab your dick and click."🎶

Imperious_melange@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 83d
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iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 83d

I hadn't seen this new high resolution version, thanks!

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 28 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Fuck that person.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Syltti@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 83d

Given that massive crowd, I think they're about to...

venusaur@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 83d (3 replies)

Realest comic I’ve seen here.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 83d (2 replies)

I have seen a Venosaur mawplay Hatsune Miku very recently...

And it gives me an ide-

venusaur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 83d (1 reply)

That was too much research required for a single post

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 83d

Anyway as I was saying, could you open your mouth for just a moment please? Nothing weird or horny will happen.

GhostFace@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 83d (3 replies)

Don't really care how horny the internet is, as long as it's kept to the right spaces. Like no sending dick pics to random people.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 83d (2 replies)

TwitchingCheese@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Careful where you point that thing, don't want it to go off in someone's face.

Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 83d

I'm sorry you shot me, Mr Cheney. Please don't take me hunting again!

CandyPants@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 83d

Yeah! Now when he's laying there on the ground all sexy like..... let's fuck him!

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 83d

There are mainly two big drives behind browsing today: horny and hate.

I'd be happy if more people browsed because of horny than hate.

socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 83d

Internet is for horny

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 83d (3 replies)

Correction: Horny & Angry.

yakko@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 83d (2 replies)

Bonk, go to angry jail

Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 83d (1 reply)

That's just regular jail

yakko@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 83d

Ah jail, what a great idea. All the people who don't act right, just lock 'em in a room together and they'll come out good. Works every time.

/s

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d (2 replies)

I wish I was less horny 😔

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 83d

The horny parts of the internet can help you with that, temporarily.

Flames5123@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 83d

Antidepressants help sometimes!

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d

Plot twist: "I meant less talk about hornets! Hornets!"

SpicyPepper@piefed.social · 3 pts · 83d

No thanks

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 83d

Monkey's paw finger curls: This just in, approximately 1% of the human population has suddenly died.

schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 83d (2 replies)

I don't know... I'd say people have this attitude more towards blind hatred. I've been seriously dogpiled for pointing out an inconvenient fact... you simple can not derail a hate train.

And there is the "bonk! go to horny jail!" meme.

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 83d

psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 83d

Dogpiled

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 83d
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 83d

Basically any minority opinion online.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 83d

Na, you have to cross a critical threshold or you go to jail see Epstein files for details.