c/lemmyshitpost · by sidebro@lemmy.zip · 69d

uncurses you

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44 Comments

Theprogressivist@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 69d

By the gods, finally.

hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 69d (6 replies)

I'm having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞

Allero@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 69d (5 replies)

Wish you an easy birth! Come back to tell how you and your kid are doing 😊

hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 68d (4 replies)

We're all good! Way better experience than an emergency C-section for our first. He sounds like a Hyena and has likely earned that as his first nickname

Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 68d (3 replies)

Congrats! That is, unless you gave birth to a gnoll, but that normally works the other way around

hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d (2 replies)

He is exhibiting goblin-like tendencies, but we will try to raise him as a human child

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 68d

Sounds like his mom was consuming whatever material GPT 5 was trained off of.

Also bad news is, despite all my attempts at indoctrination, my goblin still doesn't act like a human being most of the time at age 2. It's been interesting.

Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 68d

Haha

He's in the good hands!

Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 69d (5 replies)

That was a load-bearing curse, you know...

Aneb@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 69d (3 replies)

Now my entire personality is fucked. Is there a place to get new curse?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 69d

Dammit, now I need to find another capybara!

..wait... Yay! Now I need to find another capybara!

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d

I know a guy...

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 69d

that's what i tell all my patients. i could un-curse them in a moment, but that's bad because lots of curses are actually load-bearing, especially if they've been there for a long time. you gotta remove them slowly, give the healthy tissue a chance to fill up that hole.

mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud · 20 pts · 69d

Great news, thanks

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 69d

thanks.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 69d (4 replies)

Checks the news

I don't think one capybara will be enough.

leagman1@feddit.org · 4 pts · 69d (3 replies)

Who would win, 1000 capybaras or 1 sleepy old man.

Aneb@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Is the 1 sleepy old man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Can we ship 1000 capybaras and see?

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 3 pts · 69d (1 reply)

unfair to capybaras

Aneb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d

Basically animal abuse I know. But 100 capybaras or 350 million Americans, and other countries suffering because of the shit in the oval office

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 69d

looks at this

looks at chicken uncurse from a couple weeks ago

Motherfucker did I get cursed again?? What the hell did I do??

Appreciate the save though, lil' magical capybara.

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 7 pts · 68d

aw fuck nothing changed, that must mean my shitty sleep schedule and general malaise are not a curse but are in fact the consequences of my own choices

expatriado@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 69d (1 reply)

capybaras are fresh water creatures, so pic is a bit cursed already

GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 69d

Capybara has a right to have one day at the beach. It works very hard at being a capybara.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 6 pts · 68d

Thanks capybara!

hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Holy shit, I've been having the worst day in forever.

Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame

Thanks, yo.

Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 3 pts · 68d