Ha, well the short answer is that my kids are young, and my career is in a flexible field where I've been able to take time to stay home with them until they're in school.
As a dad with a child that's about 3 that didn't end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very go fuck yourself good luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.
... his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:
Do I get my dick sucked?
... dude why are we talking about this? So anyway...
He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.
... dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it... it sounds like you're describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.
Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won't see coming:
How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.
48 Comments
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 89 pts · 75d
On a side note, bro, how are you earning a living? It is like all you are doing is posting these fire memes all day every day.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 75d
Ha, well the short answer is that my kids are young, and my career is in a flexible field where I've been able to take time to stay home with them until they're in school.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 75d
As a dad with a child that's about 3 that didn't end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very
go fuck yourselfgood luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 75d
Thank you. I know that we're very fortunate (or maybe a little crazy) to make this work.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 75d
Treasure it, dude. But keep the memes flowing. But treasure the kids. And the memes.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 75d
Thanks. I can do both!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
Oh, so you're not in the US
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 75d
I am American, yeah.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 75d
Oh. Sorry to hear you're one of us. I'd share one of my chits with you if you were nearby.
aburrito@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 75d
Bro single handedly fuels the meme economy on lemmy
adarza@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 75d
while personally training the next generation, too.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 75d
He is Picard, afterall
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 75d
Sometimes they give us a paycheck while we just phone it in.
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 75d
+1 to the constant flow of 👌 memes.
brownsugga@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
IKR? he's like single-handedly running the show
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 75d
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 27 pts · 75d
All I need, all I truly want, now, is to see this guy, in the middle of court -- just once -- strike this pose and go "BOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO"
And then I can die a happy man.
AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social · 10 pts · 75d
Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law is such an underrated show.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Yes, but did you get that thing I sent you?
NABDad@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 75d
Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net · 22 pts · 75d
TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 75d
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 75d
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”
deacon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 75d
Narf
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 75d
Muh cousin.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 8 pts · 75d
This is disturbingly accurate
Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 75d
Russel Brand has really gone off the deep end, huh
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
I dislike Brand as much as the next sane person, but that's a low blow comparing him to asmongold.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 75d
... his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:
He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.
... dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it... it sounds like you're describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 75d
Gotta be shopped but it's a nice job
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
Wait, you're saying Jacob Rothschild wasn't one of the Peruvian aliens based on that one, singular picture 42% of the internet has seen?
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 75d
PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 2 pts · 75d
Can't be him. He's stuck back in nineteen-shitty-nine.
village604@adultswim.fan · 10 pts · 75d
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 75d
Wayne the main brain mclain. Oh God Yes!!!!
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 75d
pigup@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 75d
Why are we making fun of this guy's birth defect? Is he an asshole? Does he deserve it? I think I'm out of the loop.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 75d
He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won't see coming:
How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
[looks at camera]
no bailiffs??
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
You can see this man’s brainshape. There’s no way you can’t see it.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Your Honor, I object on the grounds that contact with Talos IV is forbidden!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 75d
Zombie guards SEIZE HIM!
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 75d
The final boss in the Yakub saga, gotta fight your inverse self.
9point6@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
My god, they incarnated the big brain wojack
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 75d
saving this as a reaction image
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 75d
I thought Charlie was dead?