If you look into that event, its not entirely as scripted as you think, which is partly why it was such a shocking event. Mankind did take a huge risk and I'd argue he very easily could have died.
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
Now a fight to the death, that I could get behind. I'm thinking we give hunter a net and trident, and don jr idk. Gladiator game, nationally televised. Fuck yeah, let's do it.
I'd like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I'd prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I'd LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.
One of the first big civ's in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.
That's nice. I'm ready to fight to win, personally.
Fight dirty. Pack every court, add seats, gerrymander the life out of every county and up, abuse every rule and gentleman's agreement. It all ends when those things become enshrined in law. No more wringing hands and strongly worded letters. Sometimes the bully just needs a bitch slap to make the trip back to reality.
We should give them a couple of pistols and let them shoot each other instead far more civilized. I'm not even joking, though I'll add that I'd swap jrs ammo for blanks.
Without even a modicum of grace, society crumbles. Honour is still a thing even though it's been pushed out of sight during this current admin-aggression. See graceless Jane watch society crumble. Crumble society, crumble.
Hunter is a piece of shit in his own right. The last thing we need is Hunter Biden as our new democratic "champion." I hoped Jon Stewart would make a play, but I honestly think he's too much of a bitch.
It was Patrick Brazeau, a Conservative shitheel who was in hot water at the time for financial crimes and sexual assault. They eventually framed it as a contest for charity, and Trudeau kicked his ass.
Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.
This is how your comment sounds: You see that picture of Hitler and the head of Mercedes? Forget about this Holocaust shit. Can you believe the head of Mercedes worked with the Nazis?! That's who we really need to be focusing on... Forget Hitler!
Their crimes are hardly even comparable too. When Hunter is holed up in a hotel room with hookers and blow he's only hurting himself. When the Jr is running crypto scams he's hurting a lot of people.
That is sound reasoning if you have shit for brains! Anyone who isn't a fucking twatlord that has followed the news knows the bidens are neoliberal pieces of shit, contrtolled opposition, even for democrats they are conservative, that's why they were chosen, that's why they failed, that's why the current rulers are in place.
Don't let half wit voters make you think you have a point here. You are the problem, are you pruposefully manipulating people, or are you just ignorant?
You sound like a complete dip shit. What's next, are you going to tell us the dprk is actually a really nice place to live or Ukraine started the russian war?
I'm not sure being a twatlord is usually considered a bad thing. Throughout history and still into this modern era, having propriety over a large number of twats is generally viewed as desirable - even in the most liberal of spaces. Yay, inherent patriarchy...
It's they dynastic twatlords we really need to be keeping an eye on. Sexism, racism and all the other-isms seem to be different tools/levers for the owning class to enforce their will upon society at large.
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expatriado@lemmy.world · 149 pts · 67d
would be the first cage fight i ever watched
adespoton@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 67d
Ironically, I actually saw the cage fight where The Undertaker took out Mankind. I was visiting someone who was a big WWF fan and they had it playing.
Non-scripted fighting? Can’t say I’ve ever watched that.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 67d
Widely regarded as one of the best wrestling matches of all time.
adespoton@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 67d
It was definitely the peak of the genre.
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 66d
I miss ShittyMorph.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 67d
If you look into that event, its not entirely as scripted as you think, which is partly why it was such a shocking event. Mankind did take a huge risk and I'd argue he very easily could have died.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 67d
You realize that undertaker and mankind in a cage doesn't exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you're talking about, but that was something they did a few times a year from 1996 to roughly 2001.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 67d
That match literally has its own Wikipedia page. Very much narrows it down.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 67d
Way to contradict yourself 🙄
Cavemanfreak@programming.dev · 10 pts · 67d
That match even has it's own copypasta.
Even I, that live in Europe and have never seen a single cage match, knows about that one lol
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 67d
The match where mankind was thrown off the top of the cage is by far the most famous match and regularly gets mentioned and memed about today.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 67d
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 67d
It's way worse, Idiocracy had good faith leaders, our are pieces of shit.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 67d
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 67d
Where can we sign up to be put into cold storage?
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
first you gotta join the army, then be the most average person possible, and also have no drive to do anything. good luck
DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 67d
I'm halfway there! But somehow I'm the second half of the way there.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
well its pretty easy to join the army. just have a pulse and dont be a sleepwalker
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 71 pts · 67d
We were supposed to see Zuckerberg and musk, but then musks mom said he couldn’t play. Then we were all sad.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 67d
We all knew Musk would bitch out.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 67d
Watch Junior try to spin this as a threat on his life and get Hunter gulag-ed. Wouldn't put it past those thin-skinned crybullies.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 67d
The laptop would probably play a prominent role in the narrative.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 67d
pingveno@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
Smacking someone with a laptop instead of a chair?
foggy@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 67d
This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.
Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 67d
Now a fight to the death, that I could get behind. I'm thinking we give hunter a net and trident, and don jr idk. Gladiator game, nationally televised. Fuck yeah, let's do it.
Zier@fedia.io · 29 pts · 67d
I want to see Hunter smash the shit out of stephen miller.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 67d
I'd like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I'd prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I'd LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
Yes! That would be a sight to behold.
For anyone who doesn't understand what "la chancla" means: https://youtube.com/shorts/kZHfSX1CK-c?is=XV0B0vW7WSQc0dZS
Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
https://youtu.be/PSicdnahJ7o
Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 67d
Let's fucking go. Should be a monthly fight.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
One of the first big civ's in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
I like it. Even if you had a disabled president or leader. They could still have a basic physical ability test. Seems reasonable
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 66d
You'd also get pretty fucking shredded if you were king for a long time.
santa@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 67d
It’ll never happen. They are bullies. Push comes to shove — cowards.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 67d
Even if it did it's just to play poor people, IMO.
Get me a realtime fact checked debate with real questions from the public!
FinishingDutch@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 67d
I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 67d
Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 67d
I'm pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d
RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 66d
Let’s go!
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d
Promise to also give him a wedgie and a wet willy for me. For the good old times sake.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 66d
I’m gonna make him cry and eat dirt.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 67d
I'm in! Any situation where trumps get punched in the face is ok by me.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 67d
I mean the vulgarity of the event is obvious. And the mental image of Hunter bitchslapping Jr is enticing.
However this kind of exchange in itself is so far of the classy scale, more in the trailer park terms of conversation.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 67d
Yeah, but in the trailer parks, they're all debating who would win that fight.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 67d
Who fucking cares? The US left needs to give up on the "high road" bullshit. It does nothing but harm.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 67d
They go low, we kick them in the fucking teeth. Enough is enough.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
I feel the need to stress that this is not a us thing only. I feel that trying to be better is the inverse of useless, it's quite essential.
And we should hold our leaders to that standard.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 67d
That's nice. I'm ready to fight to win, personally.
Fight dirty. Pack every court, add seats, gerrymander the life out of every county and up, abuse every rule and gentleman's agreement. It all ends when those things become enshrined in law. No more wringing hands and strongly worded letters. Sometimes the bully just needs a bitch slap to make the trip back to reality.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 66d
I guess I just value actual ideals and actual action to some kind of misguided, self-imposed, faux-kindness for PR
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 67d
We should give them a couple of pistols and let them shoot each other instead far more civilized. I'm not even joking, though I'll add that I'd swap jrs ammo for blanks.
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 67d
Class is for grandmas. Grace is a useless concept which has no place in society imo
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 67d
Without even a modicum of grace, society crumbles. Honour is still a thing even though it's been pushed out of sight during this current admin-aggression. See graceless Jane watch society crumble. Crumble society, crumble.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
I understand you feel that way
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 67d
Hunter is a piece of shit in his own right. The last thing we need is Hunter Biden as our new democratic "champion." I hoped Jon Stewart would make a play, but I honestly think he's too much of a bitch.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 67d
I'd watch that.
ivanvector@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 67d
Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 67d
Was the other one Angela Merkel?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d
Merkel all day in that one.
ivanvector@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 66d
It was Patrick Brazeau, a Conservative shitheel who was in hot water at the time for financial crimes and sexual assault. They eventually framed it as a contest for charity, and Trudeau kicked his ass.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 67d
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 9 pts · 67d
Hoping that they both literally kill each other 😈
kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 67d
That's the sort of mutually assured destruction I can get behind.
jaemo@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 67d
There is no yield, only death is the test of it....
nerv@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 67d
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
Please, God, don't tease me. Give trump and Biden two swords and let them duke it out. (I know you meant guns, but this would be better)
dan1101@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
I'd like to see guns, but Trump would cheat.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
The Orange Shitstain vs the Lunatic Ayatollah would be better.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
That's the same picture
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.
-All Quiet on the Western Front.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 66d
radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
itrealgood@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 67d
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
Idiocracy was at least entertaining
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 67d
Eric will try to fix it.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 67d
Nope
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 67d
That flipping tank lid can accommodate a basically infinite flow of jokes, in just making observations
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 67d
"Whoosh thump!" Boot to the head.
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
Trashy shithole
VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
I'm so proud to American
imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 67d
why did I think that was Cillian Murphy -
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 67d
I would [unfortunately] pay the current admin to watch this fight.
webkitten@piefed.social · -3 pts · 67d
DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 67d
Abolish men? I've been admonishing men. I must have looked like an idiot.
workerONE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
From what?
Bristlecone@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 67d
Oh God, STFU Hunter, you meth head. I agree, but I wish he would fuck all the way off
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 67d
Hunter could smoke his weight in methamphetamine and still not have the last name trump.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 67d
Eh, let him cook.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · -11 pts · 67d
The Bidens are pieces of fucking shit in their own right. Ignore them.
MJKee9@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 67d
This is how your comment sounds: You see that picture of Hitler and the head of Mercedes? Forget about this Holocaust shit. Can you believe the head of Mercedes worked with the Nazis?! That's who we really need to be focusing on... Forget Hitler!
See how stupid that sounds?
nullspace@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 67d
Their crimes are hardly even comparable too. When Hunter is holed up in a hotel room with hookers and blow he's only hurting himself. When the Jr is running crypto scams he's hurting a lot of people.
MJKee9@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
I don't disagree. But nuance like that is beyond most maganazis.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · -9 pts · 67d
That is sound reasoning if you have shit for brains! Anyone who isn't a fucking twatlord that has followed the news knows the bidens are neoliberal pieces of shit, contrtolled opposition, even for democrats they are conservative, that's why they were chosen, that's why they failed, that's why the current rulers are in place.
Don't let half wit voters make you think you have a point here. You are the problem, are you pruposefully manipulating people, or are you just ignorant?
ManixT@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
You sound like a complete dip shit. What's next, are you going to tell us the dprk is actually a really nice place to live or Ukraine started the russian war?
Fuck off with your both sides shit.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d
I'm not sure being a twatlord is usually considered a bad thing. Throughout history and still into this modern era, having propriety over a large number of twats is generally viewed as desirable - even in the most liberal of spaces. Yay, inherent patriarchy...
pech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
It's they dynastic twatlords we really need to be keeping an eye on. Sexism, racism and all the other-isms seem to be different tools/levers for the owning class to enforce their will upon society at large.
That being said, fuck the patriarchy.