The President of the United States visited Pennsylvania today

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adad970bd4e7.mp4

Yes, this is real

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44 Comments

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 82 pts · 41d (4 replies)

What the fuck is he talking about?

phar@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 41d (3 replies)

On mute he is definitely double fisting cocks

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 41d

Oh fo sho

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 39d

Off mute too

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 39d

He loves a good double giraffe jerk.

joekar1990@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 41d (2 replies)

He's like a bad stand-up comedian. He does the same bits in different locations even though everyone has seen the bit now. He's done this one for like the past year it's felt like at these rallies.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 40d

He is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 39d

Ever seen Joe Rogan’s standup? Same stupid shit, and he’s done it for decades. I think he air-fucks a stool at some point every damn time.

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 41d

An absolutely trash human being, failing upwards since birth, enabled by fellow brainless idiot ‘yes men’ who only want to sell their souls to further their miserable existence. I hope they all burn in hell for an eternity for what they have done.

kibblebits@quokk.au · 36 pts · 41d

What is he even talking about?

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 32 pts · 41d

Put him out to fucken pasture already. Shits fucken insane.

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 41d (4 replies)

Drugs are bad kids.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 41d

Hey don't ruin their good name by associating them with this idiot.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 41d (2 replies)

Some euthanasia drugs here and there wouldn't be too bad though

sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 40d (1 reply)

Not until after the trial.

YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 40d

How do I bet he dies before next summer?

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 41d (3 replies)

what a fucking loser... how has no ody just made his ass fall down the stairs yet

sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 40d (2 replies)

That's probably a joke for legal reasons but I have to wonder how often someone like Vance thinks the phrase, 'One little push...'

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 40d

oh yes, everything I say is a joke/satirical indeed.

zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 12d

JD eyeliner thinks he's popular enough to win two terms... They won't 25th trump until Feb next year so as not to compromise one of those terms

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 40d

It's not very often that you can watch a video unmuted and get even less context than if you watched it muted. I'm thoroughly lost.

Beangut@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Context: he's talking about a female olympic weightlifter struggling to do an overhead press before comparing them to a transitioned competitor

I didn't want to watch anymore of this shitstain than I had to

ef9357@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 39d

Thanks for the summary. You saved me from having to watch/hear him.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 40d (4 replies)

Subtitles for those who don't wear headphones right now?

Naich@piefed.world · 41 pts · 40d (2 replies)

It makes more sense with the sound off.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 40d

Good point 😂

Loce@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 40d

Always does

tomi000@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 40d

Subtitles for those who wear headphones but dont have a fucking clue what hes saying after listening to it?

Wytch@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 41d (2 replies)

Wat

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Wut

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

Wot, even

CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 41d

Haha seeing that as the S&P500 is going down is something else 💀

Aganim@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 40d (2 replies)

So, that turd was stuck in there. Really stuck, like an immigrant in an ICE facility. I'm pushing down on the little vandal, like with the BEST push, when it suddenly popped and slid out.

At least that's my take on this, haven't watched it with sound to prevent my brain cells from committing suicide.

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 40d

I watched it with sound and im still just as lost.

derpgon@programming.dev · 2 pts · 39d

I need an AI voiceover of this

caboose2006@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 40d (1 reply)

Am I having a stroke?

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d

We are having a stroke.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 39d (1 reply)

I too always enjoy watching trump pretend he is in a bukake

Shudder

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 39d

Middle out, tip-to-tip, hot swap.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 40d

"You guys really like me. As a gift I'm gonna show you how I am with a tween!" I watched that with the sound off and that was my takeaway.

Decoy2point0@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d

Yet another paid audience 😮‍💨

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d

Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 30d

Those are some very clean, new looking vests in the background.. as if they have never been used by a real worker.

tigermountain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 30d

I've read recently that when the Apprentice first started and before they could start filming they had to completely redo Trump's offices because they were so trashy and hadn't really had anything updated since the 80s. Just like Trump. Trashy and not updated since the 80s.