The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
So because of Biden, a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".
He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.
Here, I clipped the exact moment he sits down for you:
You can watch from the youtube link for higher quality and additional angles
We don't need to make up things that didn't happen in order to criticize Trump. There's plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
I'm immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon's army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn't tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.
JD prefers imported non whites but that's okay because he's top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they're against it for sub-maga
the jacket... he's wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you
Ah, just did, and I think I heard the crinkle of his diaper lmao That's why they all sat down at once, so you wouldn't be able to tell where the sound came from. Wrong about the towel, still right about the diaper
I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.
That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you're saying, and I agree. There's a balance to be struck, and this probably isn't it.
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theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 318 pts · 58d
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down
bstix@feddit.dk · 135 pts · 58d
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 58d
He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"
Serinus@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 58d
They've dealt with him before.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 57d
Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 58d
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 58d
And that video is a year old.
BioDriver@lemmy.world · -26 pts · 58d
Fawkes@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 58d
Why did you feel the need to make that comparison? Did anyone here mention supporting their actions? Is the strawman fighting back?
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d
So because of Biden, a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 58d
Yeah it's pathetic that both parties want to put some grandpa into the most vital position of leadership, like why is this even acceptable
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 57d
Oh, do fuck off
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 57d
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 57d
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 57d
wE gO hIgH
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
dude that was just to get us stoners on board. you gotta giggle while you say it.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 58d
Damn good catch.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 13 pts · 58d
Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 30 pts · 58d
He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d
Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?
tempest@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 58d
It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it's a bad fit but that's why I assume he wears them.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d
Why does his tie go down to his fucking shins? He's a buffoon and always has been.
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 58d
So you're saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 57d
Thank you, we appreciate you!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d
can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!
yeah this feels real tan suity.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · -12 pts · 57d
Are you serious? That's a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like... What the FUCK?
I literally don't believe it, because people with nice jackets don't look like this.
Edit: Naw, it's a towel. Come on... Do you think we're all fucking stupid?
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.
Here, I clipped the exact moment he sits down for you:
You can watch from the youtube link for higher quality and additional angles
We don't need to make up things that didn't happen in order to criticize Trump. There's plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.
Bongles@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 57d
Watch the video
Zomg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 57d
Settle down bucko
Like... what the FUCK?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 57d
have you seen how his clothes fit? that's not a nice jacket. men's wearhouse at best.
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 57d
You're using too much
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 147 pts · 58d
Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 58d
And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 58d
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
derAbsender@piefed.social · 5 pts · 58d
He pisses himself more offen though.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 146 pts · 58d
Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 43 pts · 58d
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
village604@adultswim.fan · 21 pts · 58d
He didn't lie about the dictator on day one part
Serinus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d
Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.
Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 57d
brendansimms@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 56d
holy fuck this is going the save folder
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 56d
I made it myself!
errer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
utopiah@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 57d
Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 58d
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d
Cocksucker Carlson*
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 58d
Don't defame the good name of cock suckers
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 58d
And he was much better for it, no?
lokalhorst@feddit.org · 6 pts · 58d
Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 58d
because he's homophobic.
Normal people wouldn't care but he would.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 5 pts · 58d
*Cucker Tarlson
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 58d
Heiress CARLSON.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 57d
And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
normalentrance@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 57d
Brown on white might show up on camera.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 57d
So maybe a brown couch?
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 57d
I'm immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon's army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn't tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d
a new couch for one guest?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 57d
Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket
gmtom@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 57d
The suit jacket that he's wearing and is a completely different colour?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 57d
You really think trump is going to take a dump on a white towel ?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 57d
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
OleFoFa@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 57d
Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 57d
Because a puppy pad isn't manly.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 25 pts · 58d
Guess they want to use that couch again
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 58d
They're saving it for JD
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d
JD prefers imported non whites but that's okay because he's top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they're against it for sub-maga
Emerald@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 58d
You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 10 pts · 58d
Do tell!
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d
Can you notificate me when she explains it? I'm curious too.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 58d
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
thessnake03@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 58d
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 57d
He poops his pants often.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 58d
I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 58d
Poop!
Enzy@feddit.nu · 17 pts · 58d
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app · 16 pts · 58d
Put down a towel!
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 58d
One could say, he trumps a lot.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 58d
This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d
“He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”
Cattail@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 58d
I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 58d
trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.
m3t00@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 57d
might need to take a trump
nieminen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 56d
I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.
darkmogool@feddit.org · 12 pts · 58d
orange juice
nieminen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 56d
I may never be able to drink juice from oranges again....
darkmogool@feddit.org · 1 pts · 56d
sorry 😅
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 58d
The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.
mojo_raisin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 56d
I didn't know "lemmy shitpost" was literal.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 58d
They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.
TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 57d
I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me
jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d
it's because he's wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
krisevol@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 58d
There isn't a towel under him. It's his jacket.
jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 58d
the jacket... he's wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you
krisevol@lemmus.org · -1 pts · 58d
You clearly didn't watch the video then
Not want to get your eyes checked after watching my guy
jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d
Ah, just did, and I think I heard the crinkle of his diaper lmao That's why they all sat down at once, so you wouldn't be able to tell where the sound came from. Wrong about the towel, still right about the diaper
krisevol@lemmus.org · -1 pts · 57d
Well at least your ears still work
jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 56d
I said I was wrong about the towel, and you gotta make another comment to gloat about it? haha you suck as a person lol
I went back into your history and saw you glazing elon musk lmao, you really do suck. and spend way too much time on Lemmy
krisevol@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 56d
It's on my 4th screen at work. Keeps me occupied in-between the action. Helps the work day go faster.
kevin2107@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d
ozempic causes diahrrea
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 57d
Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn't get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.
Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 57d
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 57d
Pedo Don is leaking.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 58d
JD wants to soil the sofa.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 58d
Papi nooo!
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 58d
If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d
Wicker furniture could be burned immediately after.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 58d
They shouldn't have to wait until he gets off it.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 58d
Ugh, imagine shitting your pants in front of the camera.
dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social · 2 pts · 58d
So that other clip from this show, where shit is seeping out, is it verified to be real?
someguy3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58d
I was gonna say why not match the couch, but then the cameras would see when he stands up.
Lanvjscdlk@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 58d
Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 58d
I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.
That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you're saying, and I agree. There's a balance to be struck, and this probably isn't it.