This is an actual tweet

"Nows a great tine to buy Destiny 2!"

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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I'm no fan of Bungie, but they should sue.

qualia@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 62d

I didn't get this so on a hunch I searched whether Bungie owns Duke Nukem. (I guess they own Destiny tho)

neatchee@piefed.social · 35 pts · 62d (2 replies)

is this from today? because Bungie just laid off 50% of their employees. Would be really crazy timing

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 62d

Probably intentional. It’s just attention chum (and it’s working, hence it’s even posted on Lemmy).

Dare I say; maybe an intern (or whoever works the WH Twitter) saw Bungie trending and decided to make a tangential post to get in on the hashtag.

BlatNews@piefed.social · 3 pts · 62d

Yes. Its so fucking hilarious

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 62d (1 reply)

What the actual fuck is this, the new Rambonespurs game?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 62d

You really don't want to unlock the island dlc

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 20 pts · 62d (3 replies)

Why are his glasses gay

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 62d (2 replies)

Same reason he blew Bubba and loves show tunes.

MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 62d (1 reply)

And Village People. And Arnold Palmer's penis. And muscular UFC fighters.

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 62d

I always worry that I just imagined that the president of the united states of america was gushing over Arnold Palmer's magnum dong

Anyone else and this would have been the defining quote of their presidency

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 62d

You might think we're in Idiocracy right now, but those guys were just idiots. These guys are malicious idiots. It's worse for us.

SoupBrick@pawb.social · 11 pts · 62d

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 62d (1 reply)

This is obviously Trump's real body - so when we normally see photos or videos of him, why does he wear those weirdly shaped suits that make him look like a fat, wobbly bag of sausages?

I say that President Trump should make the ¼ sleeved suit his official dress going forward.

Show us those heroic arm muscles, Donald.

Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d

Keeps the enemy guessing

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 62d

wheres the epstein files option.

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 62d

Man how does he make these?

"Chatgpt: make an image of trump in destiny 2 as a character looking sick as fuck with pit vipers"?

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 62d

Gross. He is a fat old gross pedophile with a huge gut, vagina neck, asshole mouth, and tiny hands. Don't fucking lie about it, it makes you seem like your lusting after a geriatric PoS...

SaintNectar@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 62d

Idiocracy at its best

Smaile@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 62d

You just lost against Iran, STFU

Heikki2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 62d (4 replies)
  1. All the "gear" repeats its self weapons were on the left and armor on the right.

  2. All the gear is exotic, and, if memory serves me right, you can have 1 exotic weapon equipped and one exotic piece of armor equip for balancing.

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 62d (1 reply)

His triumph score is only 9999. I've been a casual but consistent player, never bothered with running raids or dungeons until the past two or three years, and I have more than that. I think the highest I've seen is 150,000 or so.

In other words, filthy casual.

Stern@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

He's also rank 1 in season 2, which means he hasn't played the new season at all as one levels up the pass.

Jhex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

AI slop doesn't get nuissance

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 62d

Also sparrow and ship are on the next page not this one, they have Gjallarhorn equipped in the Artifact slot instead of the heavy weapon slot, he's wearing two different pairs of shoes, and he's a Warlock by the class item but can't fly evidently

oh and I just noticed he has no subclasses, so he's not even a Guardian, he's just some normal human dude

BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 5 pts · 62d

Haha his shirt sleeve ripped but the forearm part is fused to his body.

MisterD@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 62d (1 reply)

President Comanche vibes

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 62d

Don't soil President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camachos name like that

The guy hired the smartest guy he knew and (after some misunderstandings) listened to him to solve the problems

petersr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 62d

Whenever I see these cash grabs from Trump, I always think "Is money made from this going to Trumps companies or at least to the government?"

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 62d

"Two weeks and you'll have the Red War back, its gonna be fantastic"

taiyang@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

I don't really care about this. But, I do like when I see progressive politicians do pop culture style (that isn't cringe), like what Mamdani does now and again. No AI needed in that case, just cheesy video transitions and a sense of humor.

Maybelline@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 62d

I think they misspelled "clan"

Redvenom@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 62d

The dude is biodegrading in real time, like some left it out of the fridge over night, I mean if he had a photo in above average physique at any point in time, that would be used in everything

JayK117@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 62d

If they got wind ahead of time it makes total sense for Bungie to end development of D2. Whatever this is should never see the light of day. Whatever he touches, dies.

abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d

Chum is the right word for this. Shit tier bait. Distraction.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 62d

Density 2

aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 62d

Switch to the "Triumphs" tab to check the wins... Lol

TerdFerguson@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 62d

Moron-worshipping cult of troglodytes.

echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 62d (3 replies)

What device is it supposed to be on, is it supposed to be a phone?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 62d

I see console buttons

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 62d

Xbox based on the button prompts.

BlatNews@piefed.social · 1 pts · 61d

My uncle Donald said he plays it on a nintendo

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d (1 reply)

He's never looked like that.

DonGirses@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d

you know he fucking wishes he looked anything close to that

Snickerz_Bar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Would of been better if power level was 7001.

But fuck this U.S. administration.

qualia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 62d

How of you been lately?