Finger pinching conspiracy theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

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37 Comments

kbal@fedia.io · 70 pts · 87d (8 replies)

Must be confusing for Canadian tourists for whom that hand gesture means "I'm crushing your head."

treadful@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 87d (2 replies)

Man crushing heads

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 87d (1 reply)

This guy terrified Toronto in the 90s.

aaaa@piefed.world · 1 pts · 87d

No one could stop him. Not even the guy who squished faces

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 87d (1 reply)

first thing I thought of XD

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 87d

Same, I was hoping the conspiracy theory was that the Earth is currently being pinched between the fingers of a galactic-sized business person on their lunch break.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 87d

Hey, some of us down here watched that show too :)

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 87d

I'll just leave this here...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKGwAg4oX6U

otter@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 87d

I can confirm that I'm confused for the same reason

My other thought would be that they're doing a tiny violin

HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 58 pts · 87d (5 replies)

In June 2024, finger pinching conspiracy theorists accused Nexon of misandry as a woman's hand clapping in MapleStory illustration (left) was deemed to taunt their penis size. The company updated the image with the hands altered (right)

Man, that is some fragile masculinity. Tiny dicks and glass balls.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 10 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Glass? More like styrofoam balls

cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 87d

Styrofoam is too durable. Their nuts are made of aerogel. Both more insubstantial AND ALSO brittle.

Wrufieotnak@feddit.org · 7 pts · 87d

Wow, that is... some serious mental problem.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 87d

The fingers are closer together in the second one

femcatboy_cuddler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 87d

It happened twice in maplestory, a character got reworked and got new art art

schwim@piefed.zip · 24 pts · 87d

Kids in the Hall would beg to differ.

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 87d (3 replies)

As a dude with a tiny penis ... once I gave up trying to please women that whole game, conspiracy or not, don't matter to me.

It took a long time for me to love such a short dick. But it is mine. And it ain't for you.

IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 87d (2 replies)

The essence of love ain't about da cock.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 87d (1 reply)

I've said it before and I will say it again. It's not about your dick. It's about the dick your dick is attached to.

PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 87d

Telling you now. A woman - and probably a guy - will appreciate a tongue far better than a dong.

And above all that: respect and communication.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 87d

🤭🤏

Janx@piefed.social · 12 pts · 87d (4 replies)

If men with tiny penises didn't want me to do the gesture, they shouldn't ride my bumper when I'm in the right lane going 10 over the speed limit.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 87d

If only they could set the gesture. They can't see anything close to ground level in their pristine raised pickup trucks with double rear tires.

prex@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 87d (2 replies)

There was an Australian anti speeding ad that had exactly this gesture.

Edit: I looked it up & the gesture was totally different. Huh.

GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 87d

Different gesture but the exact same intent.

walden@wetshav.ing · 2 pts · 87d

That's great, I love it.

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 87d

Why does this link to the article for fragile ego?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 10 pts · 87d

Related: Gacha Games and the Korean gender war - Moon Channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Im4YAMWK74

It's a pretty interesting dive into a bit of Korean history and how their extremely conservative culture, plus a bunch of equivalent 4channers, made a stupid lie become "reality". Also a bit on how/why they are culturally accepting of people spending money in p2w games

part 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woB0eecbf6A

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 87d

Anyone who believes in this conspiracy has a tiny dick

Zorque@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 87d

Is this south korea's gamergate?

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 87d (1 reply)

🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

snoons@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 87d

I am offended!

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 87d

I am crushing your head!

shweddy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d

Fragile masculinity strikes again!

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d

Hilarious. Small penis energy for the win.

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 87d

Men are not okay lol

snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 87d