Yeah I seem to be better than most here but I've noticed it too. Same with noticing AI writing, people seem to be awful at it.
It's like a severe form of autism for autism. Double autism? Because a lot of my friends (and me) are on the spectrum and can detect AI writing or satire but Lemmy seems to be uniquely inept at it.
I use AI roughly 6 hours a day or more and have probably read tens of thousands of replies from them, so I know exactly what it sounds like and what it's voice looks like unless you prompt it heavily to avoid LLMisms. I've always scored extremely high on reading comprehension (which helps but isn't predictive) and studies recently have found some people are uncannily good at detecting AI writing in double blind trials.
I've also called things out on AI and later on turned out to be right. It happens a lot... That's why.
It's like being able to recognize your friend's distinctive writing despite them using an alt account, or a different username on a site you just joined. You know it's them somehow.
Most people using AI to write for them don't know how to prompt it to sound human (where it gets to be indistinguishable from a real person) so their posts are full of "it's not X it's Y", perfect pacing, no stumbling or awkwardness, perfect punctuation, zingy aphorisms and slogans. Each of those in isolation isn't an AI tell it's all of them and more. I don't know how to properly describe what I'm detecting. Real human writing tends to be more stilted and awkward while AI writing just flows like an experienced writer.
For example, I had Claude rewrite my comment to demonstrate (Claude below.) A lot of people on Lemmy can't tell the difference (I know that for a fact because when I point out something is AI and someone goes "Nuh-uh!" I exclusively argue with them using Claude hahahaha)
There's a reason some people are better at this than others. Recent studies have found that certain individuals are genuinely uncanny at detecting AI writing in double-blind trials — it's not universal, but it's real and it's measurable. High reading comprehension correlates with it, though it's not purely predictive.
I've been using AI tools heavily for years. Thousands of interactions, wide range of voices and contexts. At some point it stops being analysis and starts being recognition — the same way you can identify a friend's writing style on an anonymous account before you have any proof. Something in the cadence gives it away before you can articulate what.
What I'm detecting isn't any single element. It's the constellation. Perfect pacing. No stumbling. Aphorisms that land exactly as intended. Punctuation that never slips. The "it's not X, it's Y" construction. Each one in isolation means nothing. All of them together, in the same piece of writing, with no rough edges anywhere — that's a pattern.
Most people using AI to write for them aren't prompting it carefully enough to eliminate these markers. They don't know which ones to suppress. So the tells accumulate.
I've flagged things as AI before and been vindicated later. Not once or twice. Repeatedly. At some point that track record becomes its own kind of evidence.
Ooo that’s a good one. If you changed the emdashes to periods or semicolons and did a little cleanup to the more stilted parts, I could see myself being convinced that’s human-made. I thiiiink I have a pretty good eye for recognizing LLM stuff. It’s REALLY obvious in review articles, and they’re insanely common now. They fill up the top slots of search engines.
I was looking for an article describing features of a device recently and I clicked on a good looking top-link. If you blur your eyes and look at how the text is formatted, you could already taste that it was LLM-generated. That wouldn’t even be a problem for me if the information contained within was good… It was explaining things like how to get OUT of modes without stating how to get INTO those modes to begin with, and a lot of the “opinions” were worded like they were straight out of press releases.
A page later in my search engine, I find an article with very similar information but within a few sentences, it’s extremely obvious a person with, like… passion? wrote it. I told my partner and, even being very literate and tech savvy, they guessed the wrong article as being LLM-generated.
I’m not the best at detecting LLM writing, but I do feel some folks just have a better sense for it than others.
While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple:
I don't ask what my company can do for me.
I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition.
Weekends are a mindset.
My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I'm an asset.
My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
You really aren't on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.
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PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 163 pts · 43d
Friends this is clearly satire
Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 43d
according to the comments it's actually real 💀💀💀
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 75 pts · 43d
This community couldn't detect satire if it was named Ken M and fucking their wife.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 43d
"Mountains get so big cuz they have no natural predators"
Tiresia@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 42d
The humble saxifrage:
iocase@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 43d
Yeah I seem to be better than most here but I've noticed it too. Same with noticing AI writing, people seem to be awful at it.
It's like a severe form of autism for autism. Double autism? Because a lot of my friends (and me) are on the spectrum and can detect AI writing or satire but Lemmy seems to be uniquely inept at it.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 43d
How do you know how good you are at "noticing AI writing"? Do you have some way of verifying whether something was written by AI?
iocase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 43d
I use AI roughly 6 hours a day or more and have probably read tens of thousands of replies from them, so I know exactly what it sounds like and what it's voice looks like unless you prompt it heavily to avoid LLMisms. I've always scored extremely high on reading comprehension (which helps but isn't predictive) and studies recently have found some people are uncannily good at detecting AI writing in double blind trials.
I've also called things out on AI and later on turned out to be right. It happens a lot... That's why.
It's like being able to recognize your friend's distinctive writing despite them using an alt account, or a different username on a site you just joined. You know it's them somehow.
Most people using AI to write for them don't know how to prompt it to sound human (where it gets to be indistinguishable from a real person) so their posts are full of "it's not X it's Y", perfect pacing, no stumbling or awkwardness, perfect punctuation, zingy aphorisms and slogans. Each of those in isolation isn't an AI tell it's all of them and more. I don't know how to properly describe what I'm detecting. Real human writing tends to be more stilted and awkward while AI writing just flows like an experienced writer.
For example, I had Claude rewrite my comment to demonstrate (Claude below.) A lot of people on Lemmy can't tell the difference (I know that for a fact because when I point out something is AI and someone goes "Nuh-uh!" I exclusively argue with them using Claude hahahaha)
There's a reason some people are better at this than others. Recent studies have found that certain individuals are genuinely uncanny at detecting AI writing in double-blind trials — it's not universal, but it's real and it's measurable. High reading comprehension correlates with it, though it's not purely predictive. I've been using AI tools heavily for years. Thousands of interactions, wide range of voices and contexts. At some point it stops being analysis and starts being recognition — the same way you can identify a friend's writing style on an anonymous account before you have any proof. Something in the cadence gives it away before you can articulate what. What I'm detecting isn't any single element. It's the constellation. Perfect pacing. No stumbling. Aphorisms that land exactly as intended. Punctuation that never slips. The "it's not X, it's Y" construction. Each one in isolation means nothing. All of them together, in the same piece of writing, with no rough edges anywhere — that's a pattern. Most people using AI to write for them aren't prompting it carefully enough to eliminate these markers. They don't know which ones to suppress. So the tells accumulate. I've flagged things as AI before and been vindicated later. Not once or twice. Repeatedly. At some point that track record becomes its own kind of evidence.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 43d
Ooo that’s a good one. If you changed the emdashes to periods or semicolons and did a little cleanup to the more stilted parts, I could see myself being convinced that’s human-made. I thiiiink I have a pretty good eye for recognizing LLM stuff. It’s REALLY obvious in review articles, and they’re insanely common now. They fill up the top slots of search engines.
I was looking for an article describing features of a device recently and I clicked on a good looking top-link. If you blur your eyes and look at how the text is formatted, you could already taste that it was LLM-generated. That wouldn’t even be a problem for me if the information contained within was good… It was explaining things like how to get OUT of modes without stating how to get INTO those modes to begin with, and a lot of the “opinions” were worded like they were straight out of press releases.
A page later in my search engine, I find an article with very similar information but within a few sentences, it’s extremely obvious a person with, like… passion? wrote it. I told my partner and, even being very literate and tech savvy, they guessed the wrong article as being LLM-generated.
I’m not the best at detecting LLM writing, but I do feel some folks just have a better sense for it than others.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 43d
GOOD point
yakko@feddit.uk · 27 pts · 43d
Agreed. If he's not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality
sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 43d
This is 2026. Poe's Law has never been more relevant.
SunshineJogger@feddit.org · 4 pts · 43d
No. In this time and age reality has often overtaken sarire in the level of ridiculousness.
It is de facto no longer possible to reliably differentiate between sarire and real events
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 134 pts · 43d
It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?
iocase@lemmy.zip · 73 pts · 43d
LinkedIn changed my life.
While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don't ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I'm an asset.
My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
.#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe
Objection@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 43d
Don't forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.
iocase@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 43d
And their mom works in HR
manuremy@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 43d
Doesn't change the 12-hour-cock-suck
iocase@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 42d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 43d
There needs to be a word for this kind of writing. The rhythm of it is so strangely unique to these LinkedIn freaks
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 43d
You really aren't on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 43d
His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness "booty" camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.
I really hope this is satire.
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 43d
His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 43d
These days nothing is too crazy to be real.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 43d
Satire
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 43d
Obvious satire of a real story.
iatenine@piefed.social · 52 pts · 43d
I don't think Gerogio is getting enough credit for also working through the weekend
Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 43d
He is a hard worker.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
It's hard being a working stiff, but Giorgio is always up to the task
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 42d
Gerogio is the real rise and grind bro here.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 43d
writes "Protect the World from Climate Change" on the whiteboard
nods
Progress.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 42d
It's further than most people get
If he had any real vision, he'd think bigger. A real visionary would protect the world from devastation, and unite all people within our nation
Janx@piefed.social · 36 pts · 43d
I'd cheat on this dude too. "Walks the talk"!? You fucking psycho...
bampop@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 42d
"No fireworks for Karen either"
doubt
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 42d
Sparks, though.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 43d
Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend
We salute you, Karen! 🫡
TomMasz@piefed.social · 19 pts · 43d
This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you're not logged in or a member, but it's legit.
LinkedIn Post
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 43d
Def a continual joke poster
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 43d
Confirmed. The dude is a legitimate shitposter and has a particular gripe against toxic hustle culture.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 43d
A clear sign of the professionalism of LinkedIn these days!
Bademantel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 43d
I can't without an account but I just choose to believe it.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 43d
Oh there will be fireworks alright.
Endless bangs
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 42d
Satire or not?
At first, I thought it was seething with satire. Rich wife having an affair with trainer while her husband is married to his work.
And then you see something like 3x founder. WTF is that. So I go to the website think it'll be a joke website like Passive Income guy. Nope!
This shit is real. And this dude is the CEO.
vane@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 42d
I looked up his profile and all his posts are satire.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 42d
I tried to follow a link someone provided, but they wanted me to log in. Good for him doing the satire. Odd that he flaunts being a founder.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 42d
That might also be part of the satire
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 42d
Is he LinkedIn® Verified™?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 42d
Look at the photo. He’s practically doing the “proooooblem?” face.
nullspace@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 42d
Rise and grind. On my wife.
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 11 pts · 43d
If it is sincere, watch them deny everything, then realize the truth in ~6 months.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d
The Advil bottle is a nice touch
dontbanmebro@piefed.social · 7 pts · 43d
This can't be real. Cuck energy.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 25 pts · 43d
Idk if it’s satire but the company website exists and this guy is listed as the founder https://rockroserisk.com/about
RIP to him if he posted this in seriousness
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 43d
Dude come on we need people to take environmental responsibility more seriously, not less.
socsa@piefed.social · 14 pts · 43d
More than energy, dude is posting on LinkedIn about getting cucked
velma@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 43d
Joke's on us, telling everyone he's a cuck is his kink.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 43d
Giorgio.
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 43d
It's Eye tie for Jodie
shweddy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d
I hope this is real
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 43d
Wrong community?
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d
His wife is ABSOLUTELY having an affair lmfao. This shit is so fucking pathetic, dude.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 43d
I don't know what's more pathetic; This guy or your own inability to realize the most obvious sarcasm and joke post ever.
placebo@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 43d
glibg@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 42d
Dude needs to tidy up his workstation.
GodSpeeD808@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 42d
Doe de vertaling eens, ik kan geen Engels :)