Captain Solanum should currently be on the quantum moon, which would mean that they have no place of residency and in turn be unable to vote so they focus on the physical appearance.
(I just wanted to make an outer wilds joke and I probably made lots of mistakes in the text as it's 3 am and ESL)
I love people getting self righteous while defending sacks of shit who spent decades mocking women because someone made fun of the side effects of his morbid obesity.
Naw fuck that motherfucker, he doesn’t deserve any kindness or empathy ever. Nothing wrong with anyone else’s appearance, but his existence is repulsive. He’s everything ugly about humanity and has earned every single cruel thing that will ever be said about him or done to him. Nothing about him has ever been worth the carbon his disgustingly corpulent body consists of
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farmgineer@nord.pub · 241 pts · 50d
As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don't think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.
ProIsh@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 50d
I wanted one, so thank you. And I'm sorry it doesn't
farmgineer@nord.pub · 24 pts · 50d
I also don't believe there is any such thing as auto-mosaic AI either in use on broadcast TV, FWIW, but I can't prove that.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d
Iirc there's a deliberate few seconds delay in the broadcast so censors have time to cover things.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d
I didn't. Please retract this fact, OP.
idealotus@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 49d
Fact checking, in my Shitpost community??
farmgineer@nord.pub · 4 pts · 49d
It's auto-pixelated fact-checking so you can't actually see it.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 3 pts · 48d
In this economy?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 49d
I'm sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 49d
I could have believed it as an automated system on NHK or something.
Would be hilarious :D
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 48d
Can you start? This is incredibly funny.
testfactor@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 50d
Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 49d
I just wish so hard for it to be true that it clouds my judgement.
Pixelate the neckgina, do it!
testfactor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 49d
I mean, that's why people believe Newsmax too. It's not that they're particularly dumb. It's that most people prefer confirmation bias to facts.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 69 pts · 50d
Thrunt.
stretch2m@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 50d
What a glorious word.
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 49d
Yea, Thrunt is winning so far.
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d
I thought it was thrussy
MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip · 56 pts · 50d
BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 50d
altphoto@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 50d
Hey! That's illegal! Showing a penis like that! WTF! Why can't I blur his orangeness' penis? Oh it's one pixel. Yeah, that's tough. You tried.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 50d
Neckussy
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 50d
Jowlgina
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 50d
Guys I'll take on for the team and fuck it.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 6 pts · 50d
Ussername checks out. We found the right person for the job.
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 6 pts · 50d
Nunt
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 24 pts · 50d
Indeterminant
https://factually.co/fact-checks/media/trump-tv-japan-porn-censor-ai-pixelates-neck-d1541e
aburrito@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 50d
Close enough for them, close enough for me
ji59@hilariouschaos.com · 9 pts · 50d
It's a shitpost, so would it be surprising if it was true.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 50d
are you telling me someone would just go on the internet and make things up?
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 10 pts · 50d
No, bbg, everything on the internet is real.
Elephant same size as egg, see: 🐘🥚
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d
But which came first? The elephant? Or the egg?
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 1 pts · 50d
I did.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 50d
Is that why the elephants trunk was sticky?
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 1 pts · 50d
Nah, where do you think egg whites come from?
Generica@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 50d
Yes. His name is Donald J Trump.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 23 pts · 50d
Nussy.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz · 19 pts · 50d
Not what people usually mean by "throatfuck"
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d
I hope i'm able to forget this post, like the sheep did it in the sheep detectives.
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Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 1 pts · 50d
He’s the throat GOAT
EonNShadow@pawb.social · 5 pts · 50d
At least Bubba says so
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 49d
Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 15 pts · 49d
Please be true 🙏
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 50d
As Walter Isaacson says in his Jobs biography: "Some stories are too good to fact-check."
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 49d
Grab him by the pussy.
dismay3915@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 49d
They have a porn censor AI for their TV? 😂😂
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d
He is a cunthroat politician after all.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d
Apparently it does not do this actually.
Which is a shame.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 50d
yet
regdog@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 48d
It's called a "nussy"
death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 2 pts · 48d
The feeling when you nut in the nussy.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 48d
Are Putin's testicles hiding there?
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 50d
He's a cunt so that is just him showing what he is, no need to blur it.
kinther@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d
My president is a giant pussy?!
captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 50d
I love attacking the physical appearance of my political opponents instead of attacking their significantly worse policies and ideas.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 50d
Both is good.
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 50d
Captain Solanum should currently be on the quantum moon, which would mean that they have no place of residency and in turn be unable to vote so they focus on the physical appearance.
(I just wanted to make an outer wilds joke and I probably made lots of mistakes in the text as it's 3 am and ESL)
snooggums@piefed.world · 15 pts · 50d
I love people getting self righteous while defending sacks of shit who spent decades mocking women because someone made fun of the side effects of his morbid obesity.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 50d
It's his high horse, let him fall
cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 50d
Naw fuck that motherfucker, he doesn’t deserve any kindness or empathy ever. Nothing wrong with anyone else’s appearance, but his existence is repulsive. He’s everything ugly about humanity and has earned every single cruel thing that will ever be said about him or done to him. Nothing about him has ever been worth the carbon his disgustingly corpulent body consists of
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d
Actually it's a good idea. Dump is extremely thin skinned. Mocking his appearance will hurt more than calling him a tyrant or whatever.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 49d
drumpf, his ancestral name, is very self-conscious about his appearance. thats why he wears his tie and shirt to the point its strangling him.
PDFuego@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 50d
Have you filtered out 99.9% of this site?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 49d
and you wouldnt complain since conservatives always attacked peoples appearances. its one or the other, pick one.
thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 49d
I love it too that way other people who have those things also feel bad even though they didn't do anything wrong. /S
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 49d
No attack here. We just want to know where the Japanese censorship line is and if a neckgina is it
homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 50d
Neckjina
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 50d