“Televised Nervous Breakdown”: CEO of Palantir Suffers a Bit of a Meltdown During Live Interview

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/televised-nervous-breakdown-ceo-palantir-212100357.html

442 points · 79 comments · view on lemmy.world

79 Comments

rimu@piefed.social · 145 pts · 61d (16 replies)

Here's the segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI-0FKFfO54

He seemed pretty coherent to me. At times clearly thinking faster than his mouth can keep up but really no big deal.

Pretty interesting how he's fully accepted that there will be "a wealth tax" as a result of a backlash against AI. And how the CEOs he knows are "livid" about how totally useless AI is even after they jumped in boots and all, lol

artyom@piefed.social · 41 pts · 61d (5 replies)

Pretty interesting how he's fully accepted that there will be "a wealth tax" as a result of a backlash against AI

I wish I were as confident as he is...

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 61d (4 replies)

He's not. It's a thinly veiled attempt to pump crypto.

artyom@piefed.social · 6 pts · 61d (2 replies)

How does this accomplish that?

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

If wealth is in crypto maybe they think it can't be found to be taxed

DougPiranha42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d

If I wanted to hide something from the authorities, I wouldn’t do it using a system whose defining feature is that all transaction data is visible to anyone.

EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 5 pts · 61d

It's also a thinly veiled attempt to land at tax other than 100%, and overseen by courts that we suspect he has influence over.

I like the confidence. I imagine things could still go that well for him. Everyone should get a chance to dream of nice things.

For someone who has taken so much from the rest of us, a mere tax could be a pretty nice outcome.

myrmidex@belgae.social · 15 pts · 61d (5 replies)

3:44 - [our customers] want to know they own the means of production.

Does he even know what that means...

rimu@piefed.social · 23 pts · 61d (2 replies)

I think so. He meant the capitalists, who are his customers, want to own their means of production. Not rent it from their competitors or suppliers.

First time I've seen that phrase used that way but it works.

myrmidex@belgae.social · 7 pts · 61d

It does indeed! He's ranting about a capital tax too, where he just means 'the cost of tokens'. He's flailing wildly.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 61d

It works because those are the one's we need to seize those means from...

dan69@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 61d

Worked for a company that was using GCP for the entire infrastructure just bc no wanted their product to be touching even with 10’ pole with Amazon.

architect@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 60d

Capitalists want to own the means of production, and currently mostly do. So he does.

scarabic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 60d

So typical of these clickbait headlines. Every time I see a headline about how someone melted down, it turns out to be someone who sputtered for half a moment in the middle of an argument. Same for any headline talking about how someone was “absolutely eviscerated” in a debate. Setting aside the metaphorical license, it’s always just a case where their opponent made a good point somewhere during an argument. There might be no reaction from anyone. Just whoever agrees with that point will say “yes he was eviscerated.”

Fucking clickbait.

AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 61d

Thanks, and yeah lol, the guy is definitely coherent. He's using a lot of technical jargon and also has that weird "cult leader" / CEO way of speaking to draw people in. Talking weird seems like a prerequisite to make it to the top lol.

I think what he's saying with "We don't need to oversell this" is "hyping of AI" is inflating the economy and creating a bubble that has adverse effects on everybody. The problem is overhyped growth and inflation, not AI in itself. And AI is growing too fast because of grifters. A type of "pre-enshittification".

Which seems a reasonable take. I think the anthropic guy said something similar with a moratorium or AI development, to slow down.

"We have to find ways to make these models raise the standards of living for every American"

He's presumably a horrible person aiding in the genocide of Gaza and empowering the worst of humanity, so this most likely just PR lies. He'll probably lobby against every single policy that raises the standards of living. He touting the same "extreme left just as bad as extreme right" (neo)liberal bullshit. The same "adults in the room centrism" nonsense. Probably offering to use Palantir to combat people like Mamdani (who are effectively moderate). And "half the people criticizing Israel don't think it has a right to exist" is vile too.

But the headline is just disinfo. It's probably just grifters slinging dirt back. Or "flack" in Chomsky's propaganda model. The article reads like a disgusting polemic hackjob. Really nasty journalism by Joe Wilkins, meant to distract from any discussion of the actual issues of what he's saying, and what many CEOs are probably thinking.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 60d

Maybe he sprayed himself with a bit too much of that fentanyl laced cat piss.

If you do not get the reference... he previously said that he'd like to be able to dispatch drones that would do that to basically anyone who annoys him.

Somehow more camp and pathetic than an actual comic book supervillain.

dan69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d

“Open sourced American” - this sounds like a double negative

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 129 pts · 61d (8 replies)

I don't think y'all have ever seen a nervous breakdown. This is more like an ADHD kid talking about something he's interested in.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 61d (1 reply)

They just wasted 20 minutes of my life listening to Alex Karp.

architect@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 60d

At some point he feels it necessary to say he doesn’t do drugs.

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 60d (4 replies)

Wait untill he starts talking about killing brown people; sparks start flying.

1984@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 60d (3 replies)

Brown, white, yellow.... Doesn't matter to him.

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 60d

If it's by the United states The targets will certainly be brown. Like it has always been.

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 60d

The most perfect hatred, all people equally despised, truly a utopian renaissance man

Narauko@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 60d

Isn't there a song I'm vaguely recalling from Sunday school about that? "Red and yellow, black, and off-white, all are zeroed in his sights. Drop expensive bombs on all the little children in the world." Did I remember that correctly?

architect@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 60d

I think the discussion he had when he thought he wasn’t live was enough for me to think he was losing it. Where he’s like acting like cnbc is different from the other girls. He was embarrassed there and talking himself into circles. A guy like that probably feels a really bad way right now like rage when he looks at the internet kinda bad.

BaraCoded@literature.cafe · 79 pts · 60d (3 replies)

Has anybody seen a real nervous breakdown? Because I've just watched that boring AI tech-nazi vomit his bullshit for 20 minutes waiting for it, and it never came. I demand a refund.

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 60d

Yeah it's super-annoying when they do clickbait headlines that exaggerate some asshole's behaviour. It's a huge let down and then it's a weird feeling like "it wasn't actually that bad" mixed with "but oh yeah, fuck that guy for other reasons".

cranakis@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 60d

I wish he would have a nervous breakdown and crack in two mentally so he'd get the padded cell he needs.

bier@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 60d

His talking points aren't even really interesting. AI is overhyped, companies don't like to lose IP and data to AI companies, etc.

buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 61d (8 replies)

God I hope every single one of these motherfuckers loses their shirt, pants, and every goddamn thing they own.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 61d (6 replies)

I hope they lose their heads

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Just their eyes, noses, tongues, hands, and feet. Let them keep their ears so they can hear the disgust and disdain that people have for them when they're reduced to begging in the same streets where they paved over the hopes and dreams of the poor.

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 60d (1 reply)
[ removed ]
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 60d

It's from Princess Bride

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Nah let them keep their heads, after all the rope needs it to support the body.

SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 61d

Wizard Pope didn't specify which head. The rope and the pruning shears are not mutually exclusive.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 60d

🪟🔪

Hey! Wow! The new 2020-era emoji are tops!

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 60d

They need to lose their fingernails, one by one, then eyelids, then tongue, then ears, then nose, then eyes.

They're ghouls on the inside, this is just .... soul-type affirming care, or something like that.

StillAlive@piefed.world · 54 pts · 61d (6 replies)

Still alive though 😔

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 61d (4 replies)

This was a triumph…

Yttra@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 61d (3 replies)

I'm making a note here: huge success!

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 61d (2 replies)

It’s haaaard to overstate my satisfaction.

elephantium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Aperture Science

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 60d

We do what we must because we can…

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 61d

Every day humanity fails in some very basic tasks that would ensure our future

PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 49 pts · 61d

I despise Alex Karp and Palantir, but this feels like a pathetic attempt to discredit him, for reasonably throwing shade on grossly over-valued AI products, unsuitable within the context of critical infrastructure and enterprise. His Berkeley faculty member argument simply seems to be an analogy, for other models being capable of performing the task, but it simply not going to happen in his belief. This article appears to serve stakeholders of the AI bubble.

Lanske@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Hope stress and pain eats his dead heart

kureta@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 60d

Amen.

Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 61d

Yeah, an amphetamine crash will do that.

tabular@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Looks like an EvE profile image.

doopen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d

Reminded me of someone...

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d

holy shit, that's perfect

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 61d

For his next interview he should try to make his own head explode

Sxan@piefed.zip · 28 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Couldn't happen to a nicer person

betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 61d

🤣

FE80@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 60d (8 replies)

Is this tool wearing a ST:TNG shirt?

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 60d

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 60d (5 replies)

He heard that Star Trek gives ya nerd street cred. Probably thinks the Borg are the good guys.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 60d (3 replies)

They already bastardized LotR in stealing Palantir... if that tells you anything

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 60d

Ya wasn't Palantir the good guys who just wanted to industrialize middle earth and move on into the future and Gandalf and the hobbits were the radical socialists who just wanted chaos and nature and inefficient shit???

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d

Fucking thiel is obsessed by LOTR, everything he touches has to have references to it

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 60d

i believe thiel likely read a perverted version called the last ringbearer.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 60d

Of course the Borg are the good guys, improving their society through technology they've collected from societies all over the galaxy. Everyone should happily assimilate, and be happy drones.

Not the Sociopathic Oligarchs, though, they're too important to be drones.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d

Doesn't he know the guy's gone back to calling himself Gordon Sumner?

Turious@leaf.dance · 22 pts · 60d

Has nobody ever seen another interview with this guy? Nearly every interview I've seen of him is exactly like this. This is just what he does.

AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 61d

Until he's facing the end of a gun and fears for his life, he doesn't really give a shit.

LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 61d

Good!

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 61d

Fucking cunt.

corbindallas@fedinsfw.app · 12 pts · 61d

please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke please have a stroke

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 61d

it's starting

farmgineer@nord.pub · 11 pts · 61d

What, no fuel burning its way through his bottom? I guess that's all I can expect from this universe.

RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d

Shame there weren't any open windows about

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 60d

maybe you should stop being thiels puppet.

Coldgoron@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 61d

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d

ai madness is a scary thing heh

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 60d

Now he has to suck his boss' dick.

liking625@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d

Too much money and drugs perhaps?

kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d
[ removed ]
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d

Will no one give a thought for the persecuted billionaires?

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 61d (1 reply)

I'll listen to this guy when he finally gets an appointment at the hairdresser

Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 61d
[ removed ]