I really wish these people would just go home and lay down. Like, if my health was turning to shit the last place I’d wanna be is around a bunch of ghouls in congress. We really need term limits.
I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.
It's times like this that I wish I were a believer, so I could feel the satisfaction of imagining people like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, McConnell, and others, being dragged down in terror to meet the punishment they've earned. The schadenfreude would be delicious.
Unfortunately, I can only be pleased that they're finally gone.
Eh, a 3 week hospital stay post cardiac arrest heart attack (misremembered what I read) isn't common, but it's not unusual either. He's 110% in a sorry state but he's receiving the best healthcare america has to offer. I wouldn't be so quick to call it yet
You can enjoy a cupcake or small cake to celebrate if you want to abstain from alcohol. You can even ask for something written on your cake, but what should it say?
I think they are keeping his corpse on life support even though he is legally dead so that, not a Democrat, but Thomas Massie can't get elected to take his seat.
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darvocet@infosec.pub · 67 pts · 51d
Oh well it's worth it then.
thingAmaBob@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 51d
I really wish these people would just go home and lay down. Like, if my health was turning to shit the last place I’d wanna be is around a bunch of ghouls in congress. We really need term limits.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 32 pts · 51d
Right? I keep wondering what the fuck keeps them going? Buy a small remote castle and go eat at a local restaurant for your remaining days ffs.
But noooo we gotta keep screwing people over. Absolute madness.
Montagge@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 51d
They're addicted to power
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
They like being cruel
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 2 pts · 51d
Me too but I have the good sense to constrain my impulses to RimWorld
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 51d
We have term limits. The well-informed populace of Kentucky chose not to enact them.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 51d
how bout age limits. if you wont be around to live the consequences of your actions you shouldnt be allowed to fucking decide for the rest of us.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 50d
Those parasites just want the free Air Conditioning
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 49 pts · 51d
Oh nice, he's been hospitalized for 9 days and counting.
gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 51d
Please, please, please…
ceenote@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 51d
I know we're talking about the worst of the worst, but does anyone really deserve an eternity with Mitch McConnell?
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 51d
Maybe trump and mitch can get stuck together arguing about who messed up the country the most.
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 51d
Satan does. Lil' biches deserve eachother
athatet@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 51d
Right. As if satan is as bad as ol mitch.
WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 51d
I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 51d
What did Satan ever do to you?
God has killed billions, Satan just chills out in Hell with his homies.
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 49d
Neither exist like that, it was a form of hyperbole
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 28 pts · 51d
Look the last thing we need is any additional heat sources, but for this specific scenario I'll make an exception.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 51d
Might even keep the gates open. I can think of a few more people we should nudge their way.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 51d
He's still in office, can't think, can't walk, can't talk... but he can vote.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 51d
maybe when he goes back to work, people can be lined up outside his office to give him a good startling
robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 51d
He can't vote because he can't walk in the building and physically vote.
Also we can never allow congressmen to vote remotely.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 51d
I hope he knows how little we care about his health and are actively hoping for the worst
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 51d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 51d
It's times like this that I wish I were a believer, so I could feel the satisfaction of imagining people like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, McConnell, and others, being dragged down in terror to meet the punishment they've earned. The schadenfreude would be delicious.
Unfortunately, I can only be pleased that they're finally gone.
dan69@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 51d
On America’s bday weekend..!!!
shai_hulud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
America deserves a little dead douche bag as a treat.
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
Hopefully our birthday wish comes true!
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 9 pts · 51d
Even hell doesn't want him, it's the only reason why he's managed to live this long despite looking like a corpse.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 51d
He'll be dead before the end of the year
Soulg@ani.social · 13 pts · 51d
Nobody has seen him since he was found unresponsive, he's probably already dead
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 51d
Eh, a 3 week hospital stay post
cardiac arrestheart attack (misremembered what I read) isn't common, but it's not unusual either. He's 110% in a sorry state but he's receiving the best healthcare america has to offer. I wouldn't be so quick to call it yetlonefighter@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 51d
It's been reported that a medic on scene called out over the radio that CPR was in progress.
Either that was misreported, he's the luckiest bastard alive (evil people never fucking die though), or he's dead or a vegetable.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
Remember a few weeks ago when trump said they have drugs to bring people back from the dead? Yea.....
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d
I'm pretty sure he's dead now.
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
Hope you're right
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
I hope it hurt the whole time
Hupf@feddit.org · 7 pts · 51d
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 51d
Hunh. I thought hell was exothermic, though. 🫠
kokesh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 51d
I wonder who would vote for this senile fuck that isn't able to speak, walk or think.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 51d
Pretty sure his target demographic has also lost their ability with any of those. 🫢
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
Californians voted for Diane feinstien when she was in a similar state. This is a national problem with politics.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 51d
I haven't drank any alcohol in almost two months. I wonder if he dies I should break my booze fast for a binge celebrating that motherfucker's demise.
God so many assholes... I keep loosing track of them all.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 51d
If we made any of this a drinking game, we'd be long dead of cirrhosis.
Also, loosing them into space might help.
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d
I haven’t drunk any alcohol for 4 years. When HE dies I will be drinking champagne.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 51d
I'll buy soda water.
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
You can enjoy a cupcake or small cake to celebrate if you want to abstain from alcohol. You can even ask for something written on your cake, but what should it say?
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 48d
He is fucking dead. I am celebrating with tap water and baked skinless chicken. Fuck him.
And those bastards delayed news of his demise so his democratic opponent cannot mount a last minute campaign, or so I heard. Fuck them.
Burn in hell, Moscow Mitch!
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 48d
I think they are keeping his corpse on life support even though he is legally dead so that, not a Democrat, but Thomas Massie can't get elected to take his seat.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d
Holy shit, he looks awful. If that isn't critical decline, I dunno what is.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 51d
Is that even a new picture? I swear he’s been looking like this for at least a year.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 51d
yeardecade*HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
hey! no! fuck that! send him to heaven with all the other boring people. hell is where the cool folk go.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 51d
Man, don't get my hopes up like that!
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 51d
You win the internet today
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 51d
Holy Fuck, it looks like if you blow on him to hard he'd crumple
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
Starts blowing towards DC
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 51d
While Ole Glitch certainly deserves it, do we wish this level of evil upon Hell?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 46d
The guys left/right: "Oh goody, I get to escort his royal leechness."