People who get pissy off of pineapple on pizza are so corny. It's like level 1 controversy types of foods. We got countries putting spaghetti and squid on pizza.
The pineapple being hot alters the taste a bit. I like Hawaiian pizza, but if I make it at home I put room temp pineapple on it after baking instead of baking it with the pizza because I want the tanginess more than the sweetness.
I have a bigger problem with putting tomato slices on pizzas. They are mostly water so they not only shrivel down to sad little strips but they leave the pizza soggy.
I think this is the crux of my issue. I’m not a big fan of pineapple in general but if it’s paired and made well it can taste good. I’m not always in the mood for it but I’ve mostly learned to order pizza that is difficult to screw up. Similarly, the only times I’ve ordered a pizza with tomato slices they put the tomato and herbs on it before blasting the fuck out of it in the pizza oven so I just don’t order that anymore. You are correct however, I’ve made my own at home and it’s drastically different/better. I just usually don’t want pizza enough to make one. If I’m making pizza it’s for a group.
One time I ordered a pineapple pizza at a cafe/game store with a room where we were staying the night. The person taking my order gave me shit for it when I ordered, after the group ordered, and when they brought out the food.
Not playful banter or little jokes, just legitimately talking about how gross my order was. Chicken & pineapple pizza for reference, I think it was even a named special on the menu.
All that to say, they exist and they are just as infuriating IRL.
Pizzas are like burgers, tacos, and salads to me. I've had enough "fusion" food to know they're just vehicles to deliver the toppings you enjoy. The skys the limit IMO, go nuts there's no rules, do it however you like.
The most "normal" thing on pizza I don't like is corn. I like corn in general but I don't want it on my pizza (although not enough to not eat the slice if someone hands it to me).
But then again Japan puts a lot of odd things on pizza, like canned tuna and dollops of potato salad.
It just comes out roasted, browned, and slightly crispy with the pizza. Nothing special for it. I cut the pieces pretty small/thin though. If you want big pieces then I think pre-roasting would be smart
Anything, everything. Basically supreme? Onion, mushroom, olive, pepperoni, ham, cherry tomato, whatever. Wouldn't really do pineapple with broccoli but pineapple has it's time and place.
Is brown sauce like bbq or "chinese" (USA chinese restaurant) brown sauce? Because one of these options sounds completely batshit insane to me but also I'm the one putting broccoli on my pizza so... maybe??? Would try
Pineapples contain bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down proteins, even in human flesh, earning them the nickname "the fruit that eats you back".
I passed out while eating a pineapple drunk once to wake up in the morning with my face all burnt.
I would not suggest sticking your dick in it.
The last time I had street tacos without pineapple was... I think I was in the Midwest. They were not good. I think they used a flour tortilla and I think the lady serving me was Italian.
Looks like half is just cilantro, cheese, and a tiny sprinkling of pepper flakes, while the other side had that plus pineapple, broccoli, and some sort of roasted potato?
I can get behind the pineapple, though I'd argue that it needs to be grilled. The rest of these nachos seems not very well thought out. Why are we doubling up on the carbs with the potato, everything is cut way too large for nachos, and the flavors don't go together at all.
Right part toppings are vegan chicken, corn, bell pepper, broccoli, all fried/tossed with spices™, cheese, and said pineapple. Left part is just cheese. The green stuff on top is cilantro.
I used to make these all the time. Based mine off of some tacos from a now-closed Denver restaurant. Mine featured spiced ground beef, pepper jack, caramelized piña, diced avocado, black beans, and a light drizzle of habanero mayo. Dang, now I'm hungry.
They insisted the Patriot Front is not a white nationalist organization and that they're just proud American patriots, and that there's no real fascism in the US that would necessitate antifa.
At no point did I defend them, I said they wear masks just like antifa. Also why are you stalking me to another sub to harass me? I'm pretty sure this is actually can get you banned...
Also for the other stalker, you're blocked for being a nub that can't answer a few simple questions...
I found this organically, as there are like 12 posts in total on lemmy, but for backstory he stopped responding to others and myself pointing out his cliche’ nazi rhetoric in another post. He also thinks that having a job says something bad about you as a person.
Edit: Also, he was very much defending patriot front scum.
I looked through the comments you reported and looked at the reasons for them from the information that survived your banning in the other group.
I can't see any reason to take action on those reports. No rules were broken and from what I can see it appears that their comments accurately reflect what happened elsewhere.
105 Comments
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 40d
Is it controversial? Pineapple is a common ingredient in salsa here.
Saapas@piefed.zip · 24 pts · 40d
Same here. Some like it since it gives nice sweetness. I don't care for it.
On pizza it works with some toppings. Chicken hawaii is great for example
TomMasz@piefed.social · 14 pts · 40d
I was just thinking that. Mango, too. Nice for a change once in a while.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 40d
I like mango salsa with fish tacos since it isn’t always so sweet. Pineapple hits different though, but I’m willing to give it a go.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 40d
People who get pissy off of pineapple on pizza are so corny. It's like level 1 controversy types of foods. We got countries putting spaghetti and squid on pizza.
nullspace@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 40d
I'm convinced it was never the pineapple which set off their distaste, but rather the shitty ham that comes on hawaiian pizza from some chains.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 40d
The pineapple being hot alters the taste a bit. I like Hawaiian pizza, but if I make it at home I put room temp pineapple on it after baking instead of baking it with the pizza because I want the tanginess more than the sweetness.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 40d
The shitty ham certainly did not help. Picking off the pineapple left sad in it’s place.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
I have a bigger problem with putting tomato slices on pizzas. They are mostly water so they not only shrivel down to sad little strips but they leave the pizza soggy.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
you don't cook the pizza with slices on it. the go on after, or you used pre-cooked/dried tomatoes
cold sliced roma and fresh basil is pretty great on a pizza.
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 39d
I think this is the crux of my issue. I’m not a big fan of pineapple in general but if it’s paired and made well it can taste good. I’m not always in the mood for it but I’ve mostly learned to order pizza that is difficult to screw up. Similarly, the only times I’ve ordered a pizza with tomato slices they put the tomato and herbs on it before blasting the fuck out of it in the pizza oven so I just don’t order that anymore. You are correct however, I’ve made my own at home and it’s drastically different/better. I just usually don’t want pizza enough to make one. If I’m making pizza it’s for a group.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 39d
As far as I can tell, people mostly complain on the internet. IRL it's always on the menu and nobody comments about it.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 39d
One time I ordered a pineapple pizza at a cafe/game store with a room where we were staying the night. The person taking my order gave me shit for it when I ordered, after the group ordered, and when they brought out the food.
Not playful banter or little jokes, just legitimately talking about how gross my order was. Chicken & pineapple pizza for reference, I think it was even a named special on the menu.
All that to say, they exist and they are just as infuriating IRL.
nomy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 39d
Pizzas are like burgers, tacos, and salads to me. I've had enough "fusion" food to know they're just vehicles to deliver the toppings you enjoy. The skys the limit IMO, go nuts there's no rules, do it however you like.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 39d
The most "normal" thing on pizza I don't like is corn. I like corn in general but I don't want it on my pizza (although not enough to not eat the slice if someone hands it to me).
But then again Japan puts a lot of odd things on pizza, like canned tuna and dollops of potato salad.
Etterra@discuss.online · 33 pts · 40d
What kind of monster puts broccoli on their nachos?
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 40d
This is some white level 100 shit.
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 40d
Shit I'm 100% white but at least I have the good sense to have lucked into the original gene variants that recognize bitter vegetables as poison.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 39d
Yeah, but, they aren't. They're good for you. Is that actually lucky?
Doom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 39d
Well obviously yeah - because of the cheese. Brown people are lactose intolerant.
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 40d
Someone trying to eat their nutrients? The pineapple should overpower the taste
0ops@piefed.zip · 29 pts · 40d
Ok I'm ready
...tha fuck, is that broccoli?
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 40d
It is.
arin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
I love this! I will try it
graycube@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 40d
With broccoli!
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 26 pts · 40d
That's the real crime here.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 40d
I also like broccoli on pizza a lot.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 40d
Me too! When we both inevitably go to hell for our culinary sins, we should hang out!
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
Yeah that's cool with me
elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d
hell's kitchen?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 40d
Get out
thejoker954@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
I've never thought to try that. I'm definitely gonna have to.
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
Do you roast it beforehand so it's not just soggy steamed bits?
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 40d
It just comes out roasted, browned, and slightly crispy with the pizza. Nothing special for it. I cut the pieces pretty small/thin though. If you want big pieces then I think pre-roasting would be smart
NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 40d
What other toppings do you do with broccoli?
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
Anything, everything. Basically supreme? Onion, mushroom, olive, pepperoni, ham, cherry tomato, whatever. Wouldn't really do pineapple with broccoli but pineapple has it's time and place.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
Beef, onions, and brown sauce
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
Is brown sauce like bbq or "chinese" (USA chinese restaurant) brown sauce? Because one of these options sounds completely batshit insane to me but also I'm the one putting broccoli on my pizza so... maybe??? Would try
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
The latter. I built and worked at a fusion Chinese pizzeria.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
😲
Yeah I'd try it
timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 40d
vile weed
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
Yeah, pineapple? Totally fine. Broccoli? Straight to jail!
trijste@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 40d
I fuck with pineapple. It’s like bbq sauce in fruit form.
otp@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 40d
Maybe it's because I don't use BBQ sauce during sex, but I don't understand fucking with pineapple
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 40d
Easy, you core it out, and fuck it!
akwd169@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 40d
Warm it up in the microwave a bit first
trijste@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 40d
Not saying you’re missing out but you could be getting fruitier.
sicarius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
Pineapples contain bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down proteins, even in human flesh, earning them the nickname "the fruit that eats you back".
I passed out while eating a pineapple drunk once to wake up in the morning with my face all burnt.
I would not suggest sticking your dick in it.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 40d
Al pastor has pineapple. I like that.
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 39d
The last time I had street tacos without pineapple was... I think I was in the Midwest. They were not good. I think they used a flour tortilla and I think the lady serving me was Italian.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 40d
I don't mind pineapple on pizza. And pineapple of nachos sounds awesome. With jalapenos, red onion and meat?
Yeah, gimme
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d
Right? Sweet, hot, salty, savoury and fatty all in one bite.
nomy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 39d
I can confirm that chicken, jalapeno, and pineappole are great together. I'd try those nachos in a heartbeat.
Alberat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d
what about pineapple steak
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 39d
People that don't like pineapple on their food are just not adventurous enough to get digested back.
Some people can only dish it, I guess
viral.vegabond@piefed.social · 11 pts · 40d
I am morbidly curious, what all is in this?
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 40d
Sadness
viral.vegabond@piefed.social · 2 pts · 40d
🤣🤣🤣
Ledivin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 40d
Looks like half is just cilantro, cheese, and a tiny sprinkling of pepper flakes, while the other side had that plus pineapple, broccoli, and some sort of roasted potato?
I can get behind the pineapple, though I'd argue that it needs to be grilled. The rest of these nachos seems not very well thought out. Why are we doubling up on the carbs with the potato, everything is cut way too large for nachos, and the flavors don't go together at all.
Sturgist@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 40d
Nah, pineapple side has either chunks of chicken or potato as well.
10000% agreed with the grilled being required....and also the general quality of the nachos being sub-budget-cinema level
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 40d
It's not potatoes, it's a vegan chicken substitute. It works pretty well, not the first time I made this and won't be the last.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 40d
Right part toppings are vegan chicken, corn, bell pepper, broccoli, all fried/tossed with spices™, cheese, and said pineapple. Left part is just cheese. The green stuff on top is cilantro.
X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 40d
Despair
janus2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 40d
fusion. of a highly volatile variety.
nuclear fusion, if you will
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 40d
You’re missing the olives.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 40d
Straight to hell.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 40d
ok tbf I've known Mexicans and Mexican Americans who put black olives on tacos
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 40d
Pickles on tacos is where it’s at.
nightlily@leminal.space · 2 pts · 40d
There was a coffee shop in my home town that did nachos with black olives. It was not as bad as you might expect.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 40d
Straight to jail.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 40d
I'd eat them.
matthurtme@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 40d
Release the Epstein files
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 40d
This sounds delicious.
mbp@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 40d
Throw some pork / chorizo on it and call it al pastor. I'll eat it even with broccoli
dudeface@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 40d
I can see it working
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 40d
Totally does. It's one of my GF's favorite comfort foods, so we do it every once in a while
Kichae@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 40d
There's a popular pub here that's had pineapple on their nachos since... forever, I think. They're good nachos.
I don't get why everyone's continually upset at pineapple. It's not like they're bananas!
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 40d
Takes note: Try banana nachos next.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 40d
I'd fuck this up so quick. I've been on a pineapple kick for a while now.
Dry_Monk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
I used to make these all the time. Based mine off of some tacos from a now-closed Denver restaurant. Mine featured spiced ground beef, pepper jack, caramelized piña, diced avocado, black beans, and a light drizzle of habanero mayo. Dang, now I'm hungry.
kinkles@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 40d
This looks awesome! I’d totally love to try this
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 40d
Oh so we're fighting today
X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 40d
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
Mark it zero!
Aarrodri@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 39d
Does the broccoli side not have onions? Wtf?
ieGod@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 40d
This looks delicious!
BigTurd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d
go back to the cave ~bigturd has spoken
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 40d
Oh I want to give this a try!
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 40d
I don't know why you're getting downvoted, but you should, it's great!
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 40d
See the replies below, they are web stalking from another post... Talk about having no life.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 40d
My guess is someone(s) took offense in another sub I posted in and are skimming my history DV everything. Childish, eh?
I appreciate the support my friend and thanks for looking out!
qevlarr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
I have you tagged as an actual nazi. That's not "I guess someone disagrees 🤷♂️". You should be banned.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 40d
But I'm not a nazi? And why should I be banned? Because I have a different opinion than you?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
What might that opinion be?
blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 40d
They insisted the Patriot Front is not a white nationalist organization and that they're just proud American patriots, and that there's no real fascism in the US that would necessitate antifa.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 40d
Never said that.
qevlarr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
Ok, you don't use the word nazi. How would you call your political views and defense of fascist paramilitaries?
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 40d
At no point did I defend them, I said they wear masks just like antifa. Also why are you stalking me to another sub to harass me? I'm pretty sure this is actually can get you banned...
Also for the other stalker, you're blocked for being a nub that can't answer a few simple questions...
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
I found this organically, as there are like 12 posts in total on lemmy, but for backstory he stopped responding to others and myself pointing out his cliche’ nazi rhetoric in another post. He also thinks that having a job says something bad about you as a person.
Edit: Also, he was very much defending patriot front scum.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 40d
Antifa isn't a group, dimwit.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world MOD · 1 pts · 39d
I looked through the comments you reported and looked at the reasons for them from the information that survived your banning in the other group.
I can't see any reason to take action on those reports. No rules were broken and from what I can see it appears that their comments accurately reflect what happened elsewhere.