It's not hazing. I'll bet it was during the Cobra Gold exercise, during which Thailand hosts various militaries including the US Marines. Part of the training traded is survival skills specific to the jungle environments Thailand provides, which includes eating of animals, dead or alive. Spiders, scorpions, snakes... one of the traditional hallmarks being the drinking of cobra blood as an alternative to being able to find clean water.
tapeworms have no digestive system, so they absorb nutrients through thier integument, probably just living off of the body fluids. this is how intestinal tapeworms absorb food too.
Or ever. Unprotected sex meaning you have to fish out the little bugger, though it'd make avoiding unwanted pregnancy easier. You'd just need a little net, maybe a bait trap.
Oh, I'm glad I found you, doc, please fix this cat I've been living in, it's layout is all wrong, I think he's very sick! Please save him, he's very important to me!
There are too many threads in this thread I want some mindwipe for.........dammm this is one of the stories like that lady who had a plant growing in her wooha that makes you just go. Huh.
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celeste@kbin.earth · 132 pts · 52d
This is the second worm found in this guy...
I'm trying to imagine pulling a parasite out of a guy and not even wondering what kind it is.
UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 52d
Who’s your worm guy?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 52d
Great.
YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz · 80 pts · 52d
blazeknave@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 52d
*how to delete my eyes
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 52d
Use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
Doom@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 52d
If it's Instagram you can ask their AI to do it for you.
Deme@sopuli.xyz · 89 pts · 52d
Based
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 52d
Oh, it's just baby snakes
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 51d
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 51d
Oh, thank god the snake meat I ate during military service 50 years ago was cooked! 🥴
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
Hooray for hazing.
JamesTBagg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d
It's not hazing. I'll bet it was during the Cobra Gold exercise, during which Thailand hosts various militaries including the US Marines. Part of the training traded is survival skills specific to the jungle environments Thailand provides, which includes eating of animals, dead or alive. Spiders, scorpions, snakes... one of the traditional hallmarks being the drinking of cobra blood as an alternative to being able to find clean water.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 52d
What a way with words!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 52d
What are they surviving on? It ain't like I got a pantry of snacks hidden in my groin.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 52d
tapeworms have no digestive system, so they absorb nutrients through thier integument, probably just living off of the body fluids. this is how intestinal tapeworms absorb food too.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 52d
Good point, I didn't think about that. I get how they survive in the intestines but in the crotchal region what are they nibbling on?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 52d
tapeworms being parasitic have no digestive system, they absorb nutrients through thier cuticles.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 51d
You should try it. Makes first dates really interesting.
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca · 55 pts · 52d
Imagine shooting a load and it crawls back up your dick for some reason.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 61 pts · 52d
catbum@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 51d
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 51d
What the fuck is wrong with you.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 52d
It would probably be as scary to be a girl having her first sex.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
Or ever. Unprotected sex meaning you have to fish out the little bugger, though it'd make avoiding unwanted pregnancy easier. You'd just need a little net, maybe a bait trap.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 51d
You saw this and decided to share it.
zorblitz@programming.dev · 5 pts · 51d
https://youtu.be/gtPxuC60GU4
Noja@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 52d
I recognise that name
ripcord@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 52d
No
ripcord@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 52d
:(
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 52d
LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 52d
Why not?
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 52d
How does it crawl back after i swallow
huppakee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
Just watch baby
_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 52d
I'm sure the worm was equally surprised to find the doctors
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
Oh, I'm glad I found you, doc, please fix this cat I've been living in, it's layout is all wrong, I think he's very sick! Please save him, he's very important to me!
WingedObsidian@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 52d
Fuck this so much
Photonic@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 52d
Well when I had elective surgery they found a live anaconda in my groin
….
I’ll show myself out…
otp@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 52d
Was it dead?
Dremor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 52d
Hard to tell.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
I've got a bone to pick with that comment
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 52d
Erection.
Photonic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
Rigor mortis, stiff as a board
comador@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 52d
Quote: "Adding to the oddity, the man told the surgeons that this had actually happened to him before..."
Sounds like he drinks unboiled lake/river water. Gross.
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 51d
Possibly. The article just mentions he ate a raw snake
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 52d
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Stern@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 52d
"Hey babe, I got ten inches in my pants..."
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 52d
"Probably not the type that you'd like tho."
Wildone@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d
... his wife was categorically against this surgery, and requested they reverse it immediately. Put it back!
lavenderbreton@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 52d
Good thing he got to worm his way out of this dilemma.
fieldswork@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 52d
I can’t tell if I’m more upset by the article or the fact that I laughed at this
fubarx@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 52d
Lifespan was 20-30 years. Least it could have done was pick up a case of beer.
eaterofclowns@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 52d
In worm lore they're piloting this dude like an eva and their bravest keep getting taken by malevolent gods
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 52d
You must be watching the (very) wrong version of Ratatouille.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
Yeah it's better in the original Korean
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 51d
The what now?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
Korean Ratatouille is a KDrama that involves the mystery of "Who left this giant green and purple turd on the table?"
(if you know what KDrama that's actually from I've been wondering for years)
Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 52d
Lovely. Encountered this post while eating and as I'm about to be full.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 12 pts · 52d
Let me guess, spaghetti?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 52d
Nan's old world recipe for groin worm marsala
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 52d
Something something monkey paw
goldenquetzal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 52d
raw snake meat??
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d
There are too many threads in this thread I want some mindwipe for.........dammm this is one of the stories like that lady who had a plant growing in her wooha that makes you just go. Huh.
tremble5218@programming.dev · 3 pts · 52d
Sperm worm.
Skanky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 50d
Sporm
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
Pfft. Normies
Heikki2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
Ill bet it gets to 11" if he like you