For those of you kicking it old school

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PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 43d

Get in loser. We're going to die of dysentery!

Sunshine@piefed.ca · 33 pts · 43d (3 replies)

Good thing the FDA is severely underfunded to prevent cow manure water being sprayed on lettuce.

db2@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Don't worry, they're trying their best to blame Taco Bell. That'll make it better.

jqubed@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 43d

So many of the foreigners visiting for the World Cup have missed out on another great American culinary tradition smh my head

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 42d

The budget was cut by Musk. That makes it DOGE Diarrhea.

blah3166@piefed.social · 27 pts · 42d (1 reply)

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Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d

Unfortunately he hasn't yet

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 23 pts · 43d (1 reply)
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 42d

Thanks for posting this link. I just died of typhoid, measles and dysentery all in one go.

deft@lemmy.wtf · 21 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Poor people ozempic

ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 42d

No that's tape worms

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 43d (5 replies)

I'm gonna ford the river.

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 5 pts · 42d (4 replies)

You just lost like half your food and an ox

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 42d (3 replies)

They shoulda let you capture bison to replace any lost oxen. I always just bring hella bullets so I can hunt them for all the food I'll need for the trip. The hunting minigame was the most exciting part of the game lol

christopher@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I played that game a lot in school. Fun times

Thassodar@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 42d

Honestly it was like hunting through the text walls until the next hunting section, IMO.

Let me spam the num pad and spacebar got dang it!

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 41d

Oh that would be neat

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d

Good news, we have solved constipation. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d (2 replies)

To think all this could have been avoided if they had just bought (and used) a salad spinner...

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 43d (1 reply)

From what I understand, that's not a super reliable way to avoid it. You pretty much have to cook your lettuce to kill it.

ericatty@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 43d

I watched a guest on The Bulwark say it's a single cell parasite and almost impossible to wash off anything that's not smooth. It really hides in the nooks and crannies.

So it'd be impossible to really clean something like a raspberry. You might could carefully remove and dispose of the outer leaves of a head of iceburg lettuce and be safe.

And that if it's in a water supply that's coating the crops we are really in for a shitshow.

ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 42d

I love the irony of how if you just eat junk food and try to improve your diet you get punished for it.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

How are those spiral worm parasites coming along?