Once made my own starter from scratch, on top of the fridge in some beautiful tropic place, excellent humidity, I fucking nailed it, and in doing this I pissed off the lady and the other lady and only wound up a garbage bag of headache weed
Really makes you wish for a modern day code of Hammurabi where shareholders would be force fed glass contaminated bread rolls until they die starting from largest ownership share to smallest.
I know this is completely overthinking your comment, but I guess interesting to share.
The thing is, that in Europe a lot of people that vote right wing think they are part of the majority. However, the longer nazi germany existed, the more specific the definitions of acceptable people were. The "majority" was fragmented more and more. Even Himmler increasingly defined himself out the "master race" over time. Which is pretty ironic.
Chronical condition? Not worthy.
Alcoholic? Not worthy.
Intellectual? Not worthy.
Questioning the system? Not worthy.
Not "producing" soldiers? Not worthy.
What I'm saying is that a lot of people who think facism would benefit them, would absolutely suffer.
Especially the alcoholic fact is important to remeber to hand out to many who vote for facism in Germany nowadays. Look up how they handled that.
Only thing that comes to mind is e-scooters which can be classed as 'kids toys' yet there have been a lot of deaths and serious injuries on them due to unregulated speeds and training.
You're right though, there hasn't been a good "wtf this children's toy/game is deliriously dangerous" since the 70s.
Don’t worry, I’m sure something Safe and Cheap like Trump Manna Bread of dubious quality and unknown origin will suddenly be in every grocery store and convenience store any day now.
49 Comments
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 102 pts · 42d
Is America Great again, yet?
0ops@piefed.zip · 40 pts · 42d
Great depression
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 42d
In every sense of the word "depression".
Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 42d
Hey, we didn't start the fire. Well, at least this fire anyway. That's Canada's. /jk
But it still is extremely depressing...
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 7 pts · 42d
It was always burning, since the world’s been turning
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 42d
Golden Age of America!
JamieDub86@piefed.social · 1 pts · 41d
Such an exciting country.
SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 55 pts · 42d
Perfect time for the diy sourdough meme to make a comeback.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 42d
Careful, it'll grow out of control.
sundray@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 42d
Mother told me there'd be days like these.
DonGirses@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 42d
D'oh!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 42d
I don't ake sourdough starters.
I make sourdough finishers.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · -4 pts · 42d
Once made my own starter from scratch, on top of the fridge in some beautiful tropic place, excellent humidity, I fucking nailed it, and in doing this I pissed off the lady and the other lady and only wound up a garbage bag of headache weed
urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe · 5 pts · 42d
what
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 41d
Feed the starter!
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 41d
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 41d
Jesse and I would make excellent chili powder bread
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 42d
Here's a recipe!
RidderSport@feddit.org · 3 pts · 42d
My girlfriend has been completely taken by the sourdough sect
SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 42d
you've nailed it, milk churn and mead jar for valentines day
RidderSport@feddit.org · 1 pts · 42d
True, but I've also been gaining weight since then
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 42d
The problem is we have too much regulation. You wouldn't even notice the glass or poop if you weren't so low T and soft.
FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 42d
Can we just send the unregulated glass bread to the rural areas where they voted for it?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 42d
No joke, those people are probably blaming this on immigrants or trans people somehow.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 42d
I’m sure Fox is on the case
orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 23 pts · 42d
And all of it draws a straight line back to billionaires.
trainsrkool@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 42d
bread, gone circus, gone
time for a revolution ✊
comador@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
Better move to Russia where you can take it in the ass more often there Comrade.
iocase@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 42d
Really makes you wish for a modern day code of Hammurabi where shareholders would be force fed glass contaminated bread rolls until they die starting from largest ownership share to smallest.
Clutter@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 41d
Don't forget getting shot by ICE for ... Existing
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 41d
Existing, while being
banause@feddit.org · 8 pts · 41d
I know this is completely overthinking your comment, but I guess interesting to share.
The thing is, that in Europe a lot of people that vote right wing think they are part of the majority. However, the longer nazi germany existed, the more specific the definitions of acceptable people were. The "majority" was fragmented more and more. Even Himmler increasingly defined himself out the "master race" over time. Which is pretty ironic.
Chronical condition? Not worthy. Alcoholic? Not worthy. Intellectual? Not worthy. Questioning the system? Not worthy. Not "producing" soldiers? Not worthy.
What I'm saying is that a lot of people who think facism would benefit them, would absolutely suffer.
Especially the alcoholic fact is important to remeber to hand out to many who vote for facism in Germany nowadays. Look up how they handled that.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 42d
"I hate regulation! Take us back to the good old days when people and businesses were more free so that we can prosper!"
Ok, done, you're there.. it's the 1940s again. Enjoying it?
Quexotic@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 42d
Here I am waiting for the next incantation or equivalent to lawn darts.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 42d
New from Milton Bradley, it's Drone Dropper©™!
Don't let your enemies get the drop on you!
Oops Dad! Stay out of the Dropper Zone!
This summer, be the king of the neighbourhood!
batteriesnotincludedMiltonBradleynotliablefordismembermentpulsewidth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
Only thing that comes to mind is e-scooters which can be classed as 'kids toys' yet there have been a lot of deaths and serious injuries on them due to unregulated speeds and training.
You're right though, there hasn't been a good "wtf this children's toy/game is deliriously dangerous" since the 70s.
Quexotic@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 41d
The Onewheel scooters maybe? Or the 3wheel off-road things made by Honda that just became legal again...
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d
I mean, people are starting to look at social media a little crossways.
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 42d
Don’t drink the water, don’t eat the food, don’t breathe the air, never have sex again… Welcome to the 21st century.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 41d
no joke i kinda stopped making fun of americans and actually feel bad for them now
Quexotic@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 42d
Capitalism®: we make everything worrse.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 41d
so much winning
deacon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d
Don’t worry, I’m sure something Safe and Cheap like Trump Manna Bread of dubious quality and unknown origin will suddenly be in every grocery store and convenience store any day now.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 42d
Fuuuck can't eat nobody's sexual consenting, muhh!
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 3 pts · 42d
Yes, but the can never take way your ability to curl into the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d
Canned soup still ok?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 42d
botulism 😔
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
Ah, just develop Alpha Gal and you won’t even care about the new world screw worm wiping out the beef industry! See? Everything in perfect balance.
Leather@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
So you can afford food?!