Well, one, because the flyer looks like a joke/spoof, and it's using an image with the Shutterstock watermark in it. I thought it was a joke because it looks like a joke.

And two, because as someone with danglies, it's hard to imagine wanting to be kicked in the danglies. Lol

FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Then again, are you planning to get rid the aforementioned danglies ? If not, how could you properly get in her boots ?

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 8d

I plead the 5th.

But also, very fair point.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 8d

The Slang Word P(*)ssy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina . Do You Agree? - By Andre 3000 if I remember the day correctly

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d

I imagine something like that old Peter and the Wolf cartoon where each character is represented by a different wind instrument

robocall@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 8d (10 replies)

Is it best to avoid getting kicked in the nuts prior to having surgery performed on them?

als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 8d (6 replies)

The balls themself are discarded but the scrotum skin is used, so I imagine having that bruised would cause issues

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 8d (5 replies)

I'm pretty sure they do the bilateral orchiectomy, then let you recover, then do bottom surgery? Maybe? Maybe not

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 8d (3 replies)

I had everything done at once there wasn't any kind of partly done with recovery in between

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d

Well.. there it is. Thanks for the correct info!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d (1 reply)

How about a party beforehand?

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 8d

My party was spending the month leading up to it panicking to have as much sex as I could in case something went wrong

Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 8d

Depends on the surgeon and your own preferences. I'll likely be getting an orchio beforehand because surgery waiting lists for vaginoplasty are 3+ years for my preference of surgeon

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 8d

Makes them swell up, easier to grab onto and yank

Delphia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 8d

Well if they rupture one it could complicate things.

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 8d

Best case: You just want your balls removed, you end up in the ER, they remove them before your scheduled surgery.

Worst case: You want a vaginoplasty, but you end up in ER from getting kicked in the balls, they remove your balls and your scheduled surgery has to be postponed.

halfapage@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 8d (5 replies)

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 8d

Lots of cis men don’t have any balls - see: Andrew Tate

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 8d

You pay for the surgery and you can have my balls

marduk@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 8d (1 reply)

These ain't your daddy's Rocky Mountain Oysters. Or are they?

Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d

Buddy, no, XD

Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 8d

garfield

itrealgood@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 8d

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TTimo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 8d

If you have a massive inflammation doesn't that compromise the surgery?

Mighty@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 8d (1 reply)

I heard November Kelly talking about it and her saying she took tons of pictures.

astropenguin5@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d

Omg November Kelly mentioned!

That does absolutely track tho lol

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Execution style? Are there other kinds of styles?

Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 8d

Yes there is for example also the Olympic style.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Queens park gate seems like the ideal place too. What's the better they've got those stock things to hold onto hands and head (sorry, I'm low on words today, and it's only 11am!)

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 8d

Pillory

SourDragon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 7d

Hell yeah, my trans queen!