c/lemmyshitpost · by ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 18d

Here's some toast

That's it. That's the thread.

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38 Comments

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 15 pts · 18d (5 replies)

I love toast, but that butter needs to be evenly spread the moment it's soft enough for maximum enjoyment.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d (2 replies)

I mean yeah if you're not using margarine or spreadable butter you heat the toast then place the butter on the toast then wait for the butter to soften enough to spread over the toast.

This is just aesthetically pleasing. And a shitpost.

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 11 pts · 18d (1 reply)

I accept your reasoning. And now I want toast you bastard.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d

I'm here to help.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Just dip the toast in melted butter, like grandma used to.

rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 18d

You just reminded me that we used to get a fried slice with our cooked breakfasts - literally a slice of bread fried in butter.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 18d (6 replies)

I feel like it’s missing something. Some source of plant-based protein.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 18d (2 replies)

If you put beans on my toast I'm kicking everyone's ass

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 9 pts · 18d (1 reply)

That is the kind of energy you get from a hearty beans on toast breakfast.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 18d

Could it be.....seitan?

Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 18d

...peanuts!?

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 18d

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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 18d (1 reply)

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d

Zier@fedia.io · 10 pts · 18d (1 reply)

A toast... to all the bean memes!

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 18d

Beans on toast does sound tasty. Maybe with some bangers 'n' mash

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d (1 reply)

toastpost

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d

The toastiest.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d (1 reply)

“All around the world, and coast to coast…”

spoons

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 18d

For those who may never have heard this legendary song before.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Insufficient butter. Report to your nearest re-education camp for reprogramming.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d

Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 18d

A toast!

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 7 pts · 18d (2 replies)

Toast is great. I wish I knew who first had the thought to cook bread twice. Did they want more crust? Were they trying to make bread last longer? What was their favorite kind of bread? Did they come up with putting butter on it or was that an innovation from a second, even more brilliant mind? I have so many questions to ask them, I hope the afterlife is real

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d (1 reply)

I honestly feel like it was an accident as most innovations are.

Some tavern or inn had some overcooked bread and sold it anyway and people just happened to like it.

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 3 pts · 18d

I like that idea, it's very human.

raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 18d

Damn, now I want toast

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 18d

“WHERE’S THE BEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!?!?!?”