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joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 156 pts · 6d (20 replies)

lol so glad she brought up that he just steals everything from scifi and wants to live in some movie

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 5d (17 replies)

The entire tech bro lineup for 2025/26 season is just blatant theft from the appendix of a Tolkien novel.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 5d (10 replies)

Isaac Asimov, but yeah.

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Palantir. Anduril. There's more. That's what I was referring to.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 5d

Mithril is another

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 5d

Lembas, i think thranduil could be one too.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d

Well, but Grok is stolen from Heinlein

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 5d (5 replies)

I really am not looking forward to when this asshole starts cranking out robots

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d (4 replies)

He'll stop once he gets one that's his perfect blend of 'young teen sexbot who's programmed to genuinely like him for who he is, instead of his money, and always praises him'. It's all he wants. Then he'll lock himself in a room with it, and we'll never hear from him again.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 5d (2 replies)

His dick stopped working years ago from the K

He’s been artificially inseminating his weird harem for the last few years.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 5d

actually it was botched penis enlargement surgery, with a "surgeon"

IronBird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

isnt that to insure they're all males?

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 5d

Yes, I'm sure, he's found the perfect loophole right?🤢🤮 I'm sure he has legions of his fans gagging for it too

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d

The Fellowship of the (ethically) Dim.

brem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d (4 replies)

I'd rather read a latin appendix from "The Silmarillion" upside down & backwards for a year than have to read one more article about out-of-touch tech-tards pretending to give a shit about anything other than their direct and very fabricated future.

(I can say tard, don't get all excited at me)

colforge@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d (3 replies)

(You can say whatever you want. Doesn’t mean anyone has to like it.)

Please enlighten me, what does “Tard” mean?

noodlejetski@piefed.social · 7 pts · 5d

a word considered a slur with the first syllable removed.

systemglitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

In case you are serious, it's short for retard or retarded.

brem@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 5d

Tardis.

I do maintenance on it.. Looks like a phone booth 'cause I can't figure out how to fix "Chameleon Mode". .

brem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 5d (1 reply)

It runs in the family. "The Elon" is literally the name of the title for "King of Mars" in that one book.

It's stupid AF all the way down the line.

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d

it is just also a name though. it's not very popular but it's a normal name that other people have, and have had for a long time. three different Bible characters have it

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 89 pts · 6d (6 replies)

Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 6d (4 replies)

Just like Trump is what an idiot thinks being rich should look like.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Trump is the embodiment of successful to failures...

Of cultured to the crass...

Of strong to the weak...

Of virile to the impotent...

Of attractive to the ugly...

Of well-balanced to the mental ill...

Of wise to the stupid...

Of virtuous to the corrupt.

And the same is basically true of Musk.

Enkrod@feddit.org · 6 pts · 5d

As someone who is ugly and mentally ill, I can only vehemently deny this. That Bastard is even uglier and sicker than I am.

Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Pale to the orange

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 5d

Same cultists too

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 5d

actuall y personification of KETAMINE, cocaine and wine.

voidsignal@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 5d (4 replies)

Wow. I have a daughter. If she would say half of that shit about me, I would seriously consider disapearing. What a failure this guy is.

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 5d (3 replies)

I don't think he's capable of feeling shame. If I were him I would have spontaneously combusted from self inflicted cringe long ago

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 5d (2 replies)

he uses ketamine, wine and cocaine to dull his senses, and emotions.

JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Sociopaths do not feel shame. That's why they are so dangerous

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 5d

Narcissists sometimes too I think

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 39 pts · 5d (9 replies)

Dude so many people don't know about his breeder stuff. None of anything he does is the news is as weird as his fucking breeder stuff

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 5d (8 replies)

God, I don't want to ask, but I want to Google it even less.

Please, go easy on me. I've had a really bad week...

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 5d (7 replies)

Aight, no known atrocities yet it just explains his motivations for all his shit. See he's one of the accelerationists who does believe in global warming but doesn't think it can be stopped. So he joined this club of billionaires who believe that success in the global economy reflects superior genes and that it should fall to them to repopulate the earth because they'll just birth better humans.

Hence he gave up on space exploration, built one of those bunkers, is rapidly moving through marriages to try and find a woman who is also all cool with that plan, helping to defund global warming monitoring, and his obsession with falling birth rates.

Hope that your week gets better, sorry you're having a shitty time

Almacca@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 5d

What a weirdo. Point of order though: he's only concerned about falling birth rates in white people.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 5d (3 replies)

So he's a Eugenicist?

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 5d (2 replies)

With some extra steps but yeah. Think skull measuring but instead it's bank accounts

chaitae3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Also skin colour, body type and, see above, gender.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 5d

and preferentially only chooses MALE IVF (sperm) i believe too.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Honestly, that's way less awful than what I had in my head. I just knew it involved kids and some Epstein shit

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 5d

I mean, I'm not exactly writing him off for that. That's just not something that's really getting any news coverage, you know

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 5d

His best creation

Quokka@quokk.au · 26 pts · 5d

This woman is so amazing. Everything I see from her is just perfection.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 5d

her daughter being trans and grimes dating chelsea really broke his mind, and his pp.

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 5d

I feel like this post is from a while ago, purely based on the description of what Musk was spouting at the time

ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 5d

I'm becoming a fan of Vivian!

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Enough with words.

They never hurt.

Use sticks and stones and break his bones.

AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 5d

Bullets.

liking625@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 5d

Fan of this woman

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Elon is enough of a shit that I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't provided anything for her since her transition, despite being the richest man in the world.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 5d

he apparently barely if provides for his 14+ IVF children either. and used one of them as his human shield. he has the wierd ALien kink from the "species movies"

jtrek@startrek.website · 7 pts · 5d

One day one of these metaphorical headlines will be literal. Alas, today is not the day Musk was incinerated.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 5d

She's such an admirable person. Goes to show that sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree.

Dequei@piefed.social · 4 pts · 5d

Using Twitter xdddd

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 3 pts · 5d

While I'm a big fan of hyperbole, I read the headline and was hopeful for the literal.

architect@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 5d

lol i bet that pissed him off