He'll stop once he gets one that's his perfect blend of 'young teen sexbot who's programmed to genuinely like him for who he is, instead of his money, and always praises him'. It's all he wants. Then he'll lock himself in a room with it, and we'll never hear from him again.
I'd rather read a latin appendix from "The Silmarillion" upside down & backwards for a year than have to read one more article about out-of-touch tech-tards pretending to give a shit about anything other than their direct and very fabricated future.
it is just also a name though. it's not very popular but it's a normal name that other people have, and have had for a long time. three different Bible characters have it
Aight, no known atrocities yet it just explains his motivations for all his shit. See he's one of the accelerationists who does believe in global warming but doesn't think it can be stopped. So he joined this club of billionaires who believe that success in the global economy reflects superior genes and that it should fall to them to repopulate the earth because they'll just birth better humans.
Hence he gave up on space exploration, built one of those bunkers, is rapidly moving through marriages to try and find a woman who is also all cool with that plan, helping to defund global warming monitoring, and his obsession with falling birth rates.
Hope that your week gets better, sorry you're having a shitty time
Elon is enough of a shit that I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't provided anything for her since her transition, despite being the richest man in the world.
he apparently barely if provides for his 14+ IVF children either. and used one of them as his human shield. he has the wierd ALien kink from the "species movies"
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joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 157 pts · 58d
lol so glad she brought up that he just steals everything from scifi and wants to live in some movie
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 58d
The entire tech bro lineup for 2025/26 season is just blatant theft from the appendix of a Tolkien novel.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 58d
Isaac Asimov, but yeah.
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 58d
Palantir. Anduril. There's more. That's what I was referring to.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 58d
Mithril is another
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 58d
Lembas, i think thranduil could be one too.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d
Well, but Grok is stolen from Heinlein
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 58d
I really am not looking forward to when this asshole starts cranking out robots
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d
He'll stop once he gets one that's his perfect blend of 'young teen sexbot who's programmed to genuinely like him for who he is, instead of his money, and always praises him'. It's all he wants. Then he'll lock himself in a room with it, and we'll never hear from him again.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 58d
His dick stopped working years ago from the K
He’s been artificially inseminating his weird harem for the last few years.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 58d
actually it was botched penis enlargement surgery, with a "surgeon"
IronBird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d
isnt that to insure they're all males?
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 58d
Yes, I'm sure, he's found the perfect loophole right?🤢🤮 I'm sure he has legions of his fans gagging for it too
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 58d
The Fellowship of the (ethically) Dim.
brem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d
I'd rather read a latin appendix from "The Silmarillion" upside down & backwards for a year than have to read one more article about out-of-touch tech-tards pretending to give a shit about anything other than their direct and very fabricated future.
(I can say tard, don't get all excited at me)
colforge@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d
(You can say whatever you want. Doesn’t mean anyone has to like it.)
Please enlighten me, what does “Tard” mean?
noodlejetski@piefed.social · 7 pts · 58d
a word considered a slur with the first syllable removed.
systemglitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d
In case you are serious, it's short for retard or retarded.
brem@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 58d
Tardis.
I do maintenance on it.. Looks like a phone booth 'cause I can't figure out how to fix "Chameleon Mode". .
brem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d
It runs in the family. "The Elon" is literally the name of the title for "King of Mars" in that one book.
It's stupid AF all the way down the line.
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d
it is just also a name though. it's not very popular but it's a normal name that other people have, and have had for a long time. three different Bible characters have it
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 89 pts · 58d
Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 58d
Just like Trump is what an idiot thinks being rich should look like.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 58d
Trump is the embodiment of successful to failures...
Of cultured to the crass...
Of strong to the weak...
Of virile to the impotent...
Of attractive to the ugly...
Of well-balanced to the mental ill...
Of wise to the stupid...
Of virtuous to the corrupt.
And the same is basically true of Musk.
Enkrod@feddit.org · 6 pts · 58d
As someone who is ugly and mentally ill, I can only vehemently deny this. That Bastard is even uglier and sicker than I am.
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d
Pale to the orange
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 57d
Same cultists too
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 58d
actuall y personification of KETAMINE, cocaine and wine.
voidsignal@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 58d
Wow. I have a daughter. If she would say half of that shit about me, I would seriously consider disapearing. What a failure this guy is.
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 58d
I don't think he's capable of feeling shame. If I were him I would have spontaneously combusted from self inflicted cringe long ago
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 58d
he uses ketamine, wine and cocaine to dull his senses, and emotions.
JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org · 3 pts · 58d
Sociopaths do not feel shame. That's why they are so dangerous
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 57d
Narcissists sometimes too I think
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 39 pts · 58d
Dude so many people don't know about his breeder stuff. None of anything he does is the news is as weird as his fucking breeder stuff
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 58d
God, I don't want to ask, but I want to Google it even less.
Please, go easy on me. I've had a really bad week...
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 58d
Aight, no known atrocities yet it just explains his motivations for all his shit. See he's one of the accelerationists who does believe in global warming but doesn't think it can be stopped. So he joined this club of billionaires who believe that success in the global economy reflects superior genes and that it should fall to them to repopulate the earth because they'll just birth better humans.
Hence he gave up on space exploration, built one of those bunkers, is rapidly moving through marriages to try and find a woman who is also all cool with that plan, helping to defund global warming monitoring, and his obsession with falling birth rates.
Hope that your week gets better, sorry you're having a shitty time
Almacca@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 58d
What a weirdo. Point of order though: he's only concerned about falling birth rates in white people.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 58d
So he's a Eugenicist?
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 58d
With some extra steps but yeah. Think skull measuring but instead it's bank accounts
chaitae3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 58d
Also skin colour, body type and, see above, gender.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 58d
and preferentially only chooses MALE IVF (sperm) i believe too.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 58d
Honestly, that's way less awful than what I had in my head. I just knew it involved kids and some Epstein shit
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 58d
I mean, I'm not exactly writing him off for that. That's just not something that's really getting any news coverage, you know
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 58d
His best creation
Quokka@quokk.au · 26 pts · 58d
This woman is so amazing. Everything I see from her is just perfection.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 58d
her daughter being trans and grimes dating chelsea really broke his mind, and his pp.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 57d
I feel like this post is from a while ago, purely based on the description of what Musk was spouting at the time
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 58d
I'm becoming a fan of Vivian!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 58d
Enough with words.
They never hurt.
Use sticks and stones and break his bones.
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 58d
Bullets.
liking625@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d
Fan of this woman
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 58d
Elon is enough of a shit that I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't provided anything for her since her transition, despite being the richest man in the world.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 58d
he apparently barely if provides for his 14+ IVF children either. and used one of them as his human shield. he has the wierd ALien kink from the "species movies"
jtrek@startrek.website · 7 pts · 58d
One day one of these metaphorical headlines will be literal. Alas, today is not the day Musk was incinerated.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 57d
She's such an admirable person. Goes to show that sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree.
Dequei@piefed.social · 4 pts · 58d
Using Twitter xdddd
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 3 pts · 58d
While I'm a big fan of hyperbole, I read the headline and was hopeful for the literal.
architect@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 58d
lol i bet that pissed him off