I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.
So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"
I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.
Kill an animal, not murder. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of another human being. Killing a cow in this way is neither unlawful nor does it refer to a person.
100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...
62 Comments
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 125 pts · 33d
Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 33d
It's terrible...these prices. I'll take the first wheel.
tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 33d
“This cheese smells like feet!”
“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 33d
Really doesn't narrow it down, does it?
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 33d
I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 33d
Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 33d
"Cheese and pussy, together at last!"
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 33d
Well on the one hand, pussy is delicious.
Mac@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 33d
"all over again" as if it ever stopped lol
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 33d
Found the bathwater subscriber.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 33d
Wasn't some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 33d
Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do.
Or was that vagina candles?
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 33d
The goop-queen is into genocide denial these days
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 33d
What a joke.
Should have made beer.
LikeableLime@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d
That happened too
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 33d
Pommel horse cheese is where it's at.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 33d
Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 33d
She’s sponsored by Big Parma
58008@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 33d
I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 30 pts · 33d
Brand new sentence!
FishFace@piefed.social · 21 pts · 33d
My SIDES
nyctre@piefed.social · 13 pts · 33d
But sweet and salty mix is so good tho
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d
[×] The French hated that.
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 33d
Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.
edit: abort relax, I repeat - abort relax! As pointed out in comments, those who (like me) throw away the crust are wasting good'a chees'a!
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 33d
People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 33d
Ok TIL, thanks
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 33d
You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.
undefinedValue@programming.dev · 11 pts · 33d
Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d
Not all require rennet, like cottage cheese for instance
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 32d
That requires some form of acid.
It's most likely that stomachs were used to transport milk, and gave rennet from that source.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 33d
So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 32d
They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 32d
The ancestral plastic bag.... But you must murder an animal.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 32d
I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 32d
How did the cheese taste?
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 32d
Kill an animal, not murder. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of another human being. Killing a cow in this way is neither unlawful nor does it refer to a person.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 33d
I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something
groet@feddit.org · 5 pts · 32d
100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 32d
It was. In their stomachs, like the other poster said. Based on everything we know. Altphoto just has an active imagination.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 32d
Ah! That makes way more sense!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 30 pts · 33d
I’d rather the second from the right myself.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 33d
I'd rather the one under her crotch.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 33d
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm a center-right kinda guy.
errer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 33d
I’d rather have sex with this woman
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 33d
Well that escalated quickly
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 14 pts · 33d
You mean the one under her asshole?
ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
Yesh.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 33d
Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 24 pts · 33d
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 33d
Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 33d
You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...
Tiral@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d
Yet...
socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 32d
You soak it in marinara sauce
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 33d
Well i could still lick it no?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 33d
It is going to taste like cheese.
Are you also in the market for some bathwater or something?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 32d
psh.... no.... where would you even buy that....
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 33d
The catch is that i will get some exotic disease cause your not supposed to drink 2 week old bathwater right
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 33d
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 33d
Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 33d
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
successfulgreen126@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 33d
oh damn 😂😭