Cheeseus Christ, the comments

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62 Comments

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 125 pts · 33d (16 replies)

Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 33d (3 replies)

It's terrible...these prices. I'll take the first wheel.

tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 33d (1 reply)

“This cheese smells like feet!”

“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 33d

Really doesn't narrow it down, does it?

MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 33d

I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 33d (1 reply)

"Cheese and pussy, together at last!"

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 33d

Well on the one hand, pussy is delicious.

Mac@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 33d (1 reply)

"all over again" as if it ever stopped lol

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 33d

Found the bathwater subscriber.

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 33d (4 replies)

Wasn't some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do.

Or was that vagina candles?

Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 33d

The goop-queen is into genocide denial these days

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 33d (1 reply)

What a joke.

Should have made beer.

LikeableLime@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d

That happened too

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Pommel horse cheese is where it's at.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 33d

Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 33d

She’s sponsored by Big Parma

58008@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 33d (22 replies)

I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 30 pts · 33d

Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

Brand new sentence!

FishFace@piefed.social · 21 pts · 33d

non-overlapping magesteria

My SIDES

nyctre@piefed.social · 13 pts · 33d

But sweet and salty mix is so good tho

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d

[×] The French hated that.

Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.

edit: abort relax, I repeat - abort relax! As pointed out in comments, those who (like me) throw away the crust are wasting good'a chees'a!

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 33d (1 reply)

People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.

Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 33d

Ok TIL, thanks

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 33d (14 replies)

You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.

Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.

undefinedValue@programming.dev · 11 pts · 33d (9 replies)

Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.

Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Not all require rennet, like cottage cheese for instance

mattyroses@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 32d

That requires some form of acid.

It's most likely that stomachs were used to transport milk, and gave rennet from that source.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 33d (6 replies)

So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 32d (5 replies)

They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 32d (4 replies)

The ancestral plastic bag.... But you must murder an animal.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 32d (2 replies)

I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 32d

How did the cheese taste?

Vespair@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 32d

Kill an animal, not murder. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of another human being. Killing a cow in this way is neither unlawful nor does it refer to a person.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 33d (3 replies)

I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something

groet@feddit.org · 5 pts · 32d

100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 32d

It was. In their stomachs, like the other poster said. Based on everything we know. Altphoto just has an active imagination.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 32d

Ah! That makes way more sense!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 30 pts · 33d (7 replies)

I’d rather the second from the right myself.

ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 33d (5 replies)

I'd rather the one under her crotch.

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 33d

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm a center-right kinda guy.

errer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 33d (1 reply)

I’d rather have sex with this woman

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 33d

Well that escalated quickly

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 14 pts · 33d (1 reply)

You mean the one under her asshole?

ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d

Yesh.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 33d

Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 24 pts · 33d

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 33d (7 replies)

Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 33d (6 replies)

You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...

Tiral@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d

Yet...

socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 32d

You soak it in marinara sauce

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 33d (3 replies)

Well i could still lick it no?

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 33d (2 replies)

It is going to taste like cheese.

Are you also in the market for some bathwater or something?

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 32d

psh.... no.... where would you even buy that....

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 33d

The catch is that i will get some exotic disease cause your not supposed to drink 2 week old bathwater right 🫩

Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor

Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 33d

Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 33d

Mike Bass, it will cost you everything

successfulgreen126@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 33d

oh damn 😂😭