No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car is

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FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 37d (3 replies)

In the Disney’s Cars universe this should be flagged NSFW

Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 37d (2 replies)

For sexual content or gore?

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 37d (1 reply)

This actually qualifies as both.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d

hold on, i'm about to kachow

Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 37d (2 replies)

*Red to dead / Red to donor /

Black to donor / Black to metal*

And back again Swoon

bountygiver@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 37d

And from what I've seen, the jumper kits that comes with modern cars are marked with numbers on which ones you should put on first.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d

Yeah, I don't see it as intimate. Trickle charging is like donating blood. Using the donor's alternator is like CPR before the other car's rushed off to the auto store for an emergency transplant.

binarytobis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 37d (1 reply)

I have a self-starter that really conveniently gets my car going. I needed it since my car battery dies a lot since I do everything in my power to walk or bike to stuff.

This meme really drives home how solo I am.

Wren@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 37d

It's cool I have a whole shelf of vibrators for the same reason.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 37d

I wish we could connect our nipples as you teach me how to love again

oatscoop@midwest.social · 6 pts · 36d

what if we kissed and we were both sedans ....... haha jkjk...unless ... ?

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 37d (2 replies)

Use a rubber.

I mean glove.

I mean..

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d (1 reply)

Vasoline would be more appropriate here.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 37d

better save that for when backdoor beemer shows up.