Get over Harry Potter, the book was shit then and it is now.
Seriously, the only redeeming quality is how whimsical the Wizarding World is, the actual story is bullshit, and since the whimsy goes away after the third book in favor of "Edgy Bullshit" for books 4-7, there isn't a lot of whimsy to enjoy
And if you don't want to read 200 books that each have less than that many pages, I'd recommend the Elemist Chronicles, probably my favorite book in that setting and much more substantial than mainline series books.
Has anyone edited those to cut out the redundant explanation sections in every book? It's not too bad when you're not binging them, but good lord these were not made to be read right after another.
They sometimes work it into the story a lot. You can usually skip the first 3 pages or so no problem, but other times you have skim through to find relevant details.
Also when the aliens show up you get like a half page to a page describing them (each of them) as if you haven't read the same thing 30 times.
I get why it's there, they were written to be accessible for anyone who just picked up book 42 at a yard sale or whatever.
Edit, also the descriptions of every goddamn animal, their instincts, and the morphing process of each. Granted, those actually differ a bit because the process is different everytime, but there's only so many ways to describe hairy Fly legs exploding from your chest.
Edit:Might as well make it a drinking game at this point, but also explaining what happened to Tobias every book, explaining Tom in at least Jake's books.
Yeah it couldn't be clearer that she's the UK wing of the same politics that the other billionaires like Musk and Thiel are pushing. Must be something that they all cooked up together on Epstein's island.
The answer, sadly, is literally most people with an internet connection and a desire for social media. And that fact makes even more people use it due to the network effect.
I don't think most people use it. I know so maybe people and no one I know seems to use it especially not now. I never used it when it was twitter though. Maybe I'm just not talking to the right people
Any recommendations on books? Back then I thought the Harry Potter books (well, the 3 that I've read) where neat and I'd like to read something similar again :D
(TYSM for the recommendations! Sorry I didn't reply to anyone)
If you haven't read them yet, the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett fills a similar fantasy space, but with an excellent dose of British humor mixed in. The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic are often recommended as the primary starting point, but there's a handful of parallel storylines with their own "starting points". Going Postal is one of my favorites.
I will never not recommend Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, I would suggest starting with the Tiffany Aching series, they're YA but might give you the vibe you want. Alternatively, any of the novels set in Unseen University (or focused around the wizards) might also be worth a look. I wouldn't recommend starting with the Light Fantastic or the Colour of Magic though, just because they're early books and he hadn't got his writing style down yet. Maybe Unseen Academicals or Equal Rites?
Other book suggestions:
Redemption of Althalus by David and Leigh Eddings (I have been informed the authors are child abusers, read if you want)
I wouldn’t put the Eddings on there without a huge warning that they were convicted child abusers - to be fair they managed to keep it very quiet while they were alive.
If you want fantasy speaking to a young audience I recommend The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett, and if you like it the rest of the Tiffany Aching series
Alternatively I've heard good things about The Wizards of Earthsea by Ursula K LeGuinn (I've only read her sci fi, which while famously good isn't in any way a replacement for Harry Potter)
I've had Ursula Le Guin's books on my list for a while now, personally. Although the impression that I get is that Le Guin is in her own tier that others should be compared to, up there with Tolkien with Anne Rice.
Haven't read any of the books in that screenshot myself but I was assuming they're all that Potter / Narnia / Alice kind of idea of a chosen one in a magical land, mostly for kids and young adults.
More of an off the beaten path recommendation, but The Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy was a really fun YA fantasy novel about a trans girl who joins a coven of witches.
Someone needs to send her to a good place to dry out. I think she thought she was being feminist and then the alcohol took over her frontal lobe and made her evil. To be clear, getting her off booze is the first step, then she needs a moral intervention.
I abused alcohol for like nine years straight and I was never half the miserable, bigoted wretch this creature chooses to be. Alcohol doesn't "make people evil", it thins the barriers holding back what's already there.
If people stopped interacting with her she'd literally [go] away
That's true of literally everyone, though.
Unfortunately, she's a billionaire with a lot of clout and powerful friends, so it's highly unlikely that everyone will just start collectively ghosting her any time soon.
Those of us who see her for what she is doing so is still a good start.
Also, she may be riding and amplifying the current wave of transphobia, but the rot runs deep. Especially in the UK, where even supposedly progressive parties and publications are just salivating at the thought of hurting trans people.
JKR is not the source of the poop. She’s just the largest turd.
Once you're a world-renowned creator of a massive multimedia franchise and a billionaire that lives in a castle and uses your vast fortune to create legal troubles for a marginalized group and for anyone who points out you're persecuting said marginalized group, there's no amount of ignoring that will make you go away. The only way to make her go away is to aggressively fight back against her bullshit.
Mother fuckers who have only ever read one book that's split up into multiple books but often bound together and murdering queers while claiming victimhood, name a more iconic combination.
Something about defending cops, law, and their justice system. I’ve long forgotten what it was, but it was enough for my wife to drop the 🛜.
You can't be a 🏳️⚧️ activist, and a imperialist. They simply don't mash.
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Blibly@lemmy.world · 141 pts · 3d
"But my childhood!"
Uh how about my life right fucking now? Assholes
nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au · 32 pts · 3d
No, sorry. I need to feel like I'm 9 again, and your life doesn't really... 'matter'. I didn't know you when I was 9.
I'm drinking nestle™ hot chocolate while I re-read the only book I've ever read too, if that makes you feel less lonely.
jambudz@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 3d
Drinking hot chocolate made with child slavery. Good ole nestle
nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au · 5 pts · 3d
Also listening to music on hardware made with extra conflicty conflict minerals.
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 75 pts · 3d
Head TERF of Transphobe Island.
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 57 pts · 3d
Get over Harry Potter, the book was shit then and it is now.
Seriously, the only redeeming quality is how whimsical the Wizarding World is, the actual story is bullshit, and since the whimsy goes away after the third book in favor of "Edgy Bullshit" for books 4-7, there isn't a lot of whimsy to enjoy
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2d
I have the theory that if it wasn't for the movies, the series wouldn't have gotten a fraction of the popularity it has.
Specially the music. I think the score did most of the heavy lifting in giving the movies that "whimsy magical feeling"
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 2 pts · 2d
Indeed, Harry Potter is marketing hype that's it, as a kid I only read Sorcerer's Stone cover to cover, then I moved onto Redwall.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2d
SEVEN books??
Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
Did you think there were more or less?
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d
Less. IDK.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 3d
"Yer a bigot, Rowling!"
godsammitdam@lemmy.zip · 47 pts · 3d
The actual post for those interested. There's more data and the user is writing a book on the anti-trans movement
https://bsky.app/profile/esqueer.net/post/3mthwsjmjxs2z
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3d
Follower only post.
logan_hero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 3d
https://skylib.coffee/profile/esqueer.net/post/3mthwsjmjxs2z
toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 3d
the animorphs series is free btw
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
And if you don't want to read 200 books that each have less than that many pages, I'd recommend the Elemist Chronicles, probably my favorite book in that setting and much more substantial than mainline series books.
Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d
Has anyone edited those to cut out the redundant explanation sections in every book? It's not too bad when you're not binging them, but good lord these were not made to be read right after another.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
You know you are allowed to skip pages right? Lol or is it worked into the full story somehow?
Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2d
They sometimes work it into the story a lot. You can usually skip the first 3 pages or so no problem, but other times you have skim through to find relevant details.
Also when the aliens show up you get like a half page to a page describing them (each of them) as if you haven't read the same thing 30 times.
I get why it's there, they were written to be accessible for anyone who just picked up book 42 at a yard sale or whatever.
Edit, also the descriptions of every goddamn animal, their instincts, and the morphing process of each. Granted, those actually differ a bit because the process is different everytime, but there's only so many ways to describe hairy Fly legs exploding from your chest.
Edit:Might as well make it a drinking game at this point, but also explaining what happened to Tobias every book, explaining Tom in at least Jake's books.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3d
Liberals call it a "centrist" position. She's just "reaching across the aisle" and all that.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 3d
Reaching across the aisle to kill trans people.
nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au · 9 pts · 3d
Not always! Sometimes its to rape a child. Or correct its friend Jeff's spelling.
gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3d
Fascist enablers and collaborators you mean.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
They said liberals, yes.
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 3d
Yeah it couldn't be clearer that she's the UK wing of the same politics that the other billionaires like Musk and Thiel are pushing. Must be something that they all cooked up together on Epstein's island.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2d
she also threatened bullshit uk slaap lawsuits against amnesty international uk to bully them into pulling the report on the gender critical movement -> https://archive.org/details/report-a-growing-threat-the-anti-rights-movement-in-the-uk-july-2026_202607
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2d
Peter Theil's secret society, but yeah.
protist@retrofed.com · 22 pts · 3d
Who even uses X? Aren't most of these just bots feeding off what she posts?
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 8 pts · 3d
A lot of people sadly, though, it's probably true there are a lil too many bots which then also drag humans in the shitting
lyrial@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 3d
The answer, sadly, is literally most people with an internet connection and a desire for social media. And that fact makes even more people use it due to the network effect.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
I don't think most people use it. I know so maybe people and no one I know seems to use it especially not now. I never used it when it was twitter though. Maybe I'm just not talking to the right people
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 3d
What the fuck is her problem? Did she get diddled by a trans person or something? Is she that closeted!?
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 27 pts · 3d
She wants to be a man, and blames trans woman for it.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 3d
unironically my theory
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 6 pts · 3d
She's talked about how she wanted to be her father's son before.
Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
So internalized misogyny is her projection onto the rest of us.
UselessAsshole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3d
This is like a full time job for her. Except she is also paying for it.
orioler25@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3d
See, this is why you do have to be so harsh to bigots; they're so easy to energize that only a few need to get through to have a negative impact.
abra_k@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 3d
Any recommendations on books? Back then I thought the Harry Potter books (well, the 3 that I've read) where neat and I'd like to read something similar again :D
(TYSM for the recommendations! Sorry I didn't reply to anyone)
HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3d
If you haven't read them yet, the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett fills a similar fantasy space, but with an excellent dose of British humor mixed in. The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic are often recommended as the primary starting point, but there's a handful of parallel storylines with their own "starting points". Going Postal is one of my favorites.
Baggie@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 3d
Second this. There's a bunch of really good stand alone ones if you want to dip your toe in, small gods is excellent
JayJLeas@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3d
I will never not recommend Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, I would suggest starting with the Tiffany Aching series, they're YA but might give you the vibe you want. Alternatively, any of the novels set in Unseen University (or focused around the wizards) might also be worth a look. I wouldn't recommend starting with the Light Fantastic or the Colour of Magic though, just because they're early books and he hadn't got his writing style down yet. Maybe Unseen Academicals or Equal Rites?
Other book suggestions:
Redemption of Althalus by David and Leigh Eddings(I have been informed the authors are child abusers, read if you want)MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 3d
The correct answer IMO, the world is never going to not need a hero like Sir Terry Pratchett. He provides wisdom and hope. GNU Terry.
nightlily@leminal.space · 3 pts · 3d
I wouldn’t put the Eddings on there without a huge warning that they were convicted child abusers - to be fair they managed to keep it very quiet while they were alive.
JayJLeas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
I didn't know that... Thanks for the info.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 14 pts · 3d
If the "wizards and aspects of fantasy in a modern world" schtick is what you found appealing, maybe Jim Butcher's Dresden Files novels?
otacon239@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d
Percy Jackson and The Olympians
The Mistborn Trilogy
His Dark Materials series (The Golden Compass)
These all quickly pulled me into their fantasy worlds and I read through them pretty quickly.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 1 pts · 3d
Seconding Mistborn, those books pulled me in like very few others have.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d
If you want fantasy speaking to a young audience I recommend The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett, and if you like it the rest of the Tiffany Aching series
Alternatively I've heard good things about The Wizards of Earthsea by Ursula K LeGuinn (I've only read her sci fi, which while famously good isn't in any way a replacement for Harry Potter)
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
'So You Want To Be A Wizard" series by Diane Duane.
'A Wizard of Earthsea' by I forgot this authors name help help
I'm going to sleep now. The nyquil is kicking in.
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3d
Ursula K. LeGuin
boywar3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
Ursula K. LeGuin!
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3d
Came across this yesterday. Haven't read any of these but here's a small list for both kids and adults, courtesy of sophiebeerdraws.
nightlily@leminal.space · 5 pts · 3d
Not having Ursula Le Guin while having BrandoSando on there is criminal. Go read the Earthsea books.
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d
I've had Ursula Le Guin's books on my list for a while now, personally. Although the impression that I get is that Le Guin is in her own tier that others should be compared to, up there with Tolkien with Anne Rice.
Haven't read any of the books in that screenshot myself but I was assuming they're all that Potter / Narnia / Alice kind of idea of a chosen one in a magical land, mostly for kids and young adults.
cosmos8188@leminal.space · 2 pts · 3d
Alternatives should really be a standard for when shit goes down on any media.
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3d
More of an off the beaten path recommendation, but The Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy was a really fun YA fantasy novel about a trans girl who joins a coven of witches.
pumpupthejam@piefed.social · 3 pts · 3d
Adrian Mole Diaries by Sue Townsend
Not at all similar but read them anyway if you haven't.
lyrial@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 3d
The Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson is fucking fantastic.
alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 3d
とんがり帽子のアトリエ
Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2d
Besides all the good recommendations here already, I'd like to add the Farseer trilogy by Robin Hobb
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
I thought "The Witch and the Wizard" was a fairly decent series. Keep in mind i was 11 at the time
Sas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d
Currently reading "The House in the Cerulean Sea" by T. J. Klune and it might scratch a similar itch
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d
Just look up US banned books for featuring LGBTQ and commie themes!
ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d
JstAnthrUsr@feddit.org · 1 pts · 3d
I mean you Could also read the other books. Get them second Hand and you dont even have to support Rowling.
Manalith@midwest.social · 9 pts · 3d
So far there's only one book, but if you want a fairly cozy read, I liked The Wizard's Butler by Nathan Lowell
commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 3d
great woman theory
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2d
books (am a former potterhead):
cahill witch chronicles by jessica spotswood: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/ce311077-bffb-4f03-8d97-414d0867bc49
land of stories by chris colfer: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/22f21e3c-a0c4-4c73-89cc-25dab513b3da
anything by john green
animorphs by k.a. applegate: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/c79bbb93-ea90-4f1b-b01c-73d7380ceb17
teardrop by lauren kate: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/b17c03ea-d22d-4dae-b5d6-f6545f139fd6
just juliet by charlotte reagan: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/f45bfdae-67b6-4013-bfec-dfbf9482b165
loving lakyn by charlotte reagan (the "first" half of the above but more trigger warnings): https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/1592d5c3-f5f0-46b6-b157-ced3f5824f6a
chronicles of prydain (five books) by lloyd alexander: https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/5561d565-ad04-4c55-8bff-c3c85db53725
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3d
Someone needs to send her to a good place to dry out. I think she thought she was being feminist and then the alcohol took over her frontal lobe and made her evil. To be clear, getting her off booze is the first step, then she needs a moral intervention.
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 3d
I abused alcohol for like nine years straight and I was never half the miserable, bigoted wretch this creature chooses to be. Alcohol doesn't "make people evil", it thins the barriers holding back what's already there.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
Presuming the screenshotted OP is a lawyer, bravo on the Esqueer instance name. That’s hilarious
alapakala@quokk.au · -1 pts · 3d
::: spoiler It’s worse.
She’s a liberal. She knows litigation is how the maintains it's Nazi power.
:::
the_q@piefed.social · 5 pts · 3d
This informs why she continues to be mentioned. If people stopped interacting with her she'd literally go away.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 3d
That's true of literally everyone, though.
Unfortunately, she's a billionaire with a lot of clout and powerful friends, so it's highly unlikely that everyone will just start collectively ghosting her any time soon.
Those of us who see her for what she is doing so is still a good start.
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 3d
Also, she may be riding and amplifying the current wave of transphobia, but the rot runs deep. Especially in the UK, where even supposedly progressive parties and publications are just salivating at the thought of hurting trans people.
JKR is not the source of the poop. She’s just the largest turd.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 3d
Jeffrey Epstein being one of said friends.
nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au · 4 pts · 3d
Rowling is the pedophile with spell check.
ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 3d
Once you're a world-renowned creator of a massive multimedia franchise and a billionaire that lives in a castle and uses your vast fortune to create legal troubles for a marginalized group and for anyone who points out you're persecuting said marginalized group, there's no amount of ignoring that will make you go away. The only way to make her go away is to aggressively fight back against her bullshit.
alapakala@quokk.au · 9 pts · 3d
That's not how lobbying works.🙃
She’s paying for this entire network of hate.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 3d
Evidently childhood fandom is more important than protecting our most vulnerable
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 3 pts · 3d
You cannot ask people to actually do something. It's all hashtags, shitstorms, changing one's profile picture.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3d
She's probably the useful idiot for someone so as long as that "need" exists she'll be shoved (willingly) into the spotlight.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2d
JKR is another powerful Billionaire Fascist
nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au · 0 pts · 3d
Mother fuckers who have only ever read one book that's split up into multiple books but often bound together and murdering queers while claiming victimhood, name a more iconic combination.
alapakala@quokk.au · 0 pts · 3d
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d
What did Alejandra Caraballo do?
waltersf@bookwyr.me · 2 pts · 1d
Supported genocide:
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d
I don't have a Bluesky account, so I'll check these later
waltersf@bookwyr.me · 1 pts · 1d
try skyview.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d
dang, that's really cringe of her
alapakala@quokk.au · -3 pts · 3d
Something about defending cops, law, and their justice system. I’ve long forgotten what it was, but it was enough for my wife to drop the 🛜.
You can't be a 🏳️⚧️ activist, and a imperialist. They simply don't mash.