Dolores: Anything I can do?

Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.

Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!

Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!

fuzzzerd@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2d

Unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference, but relevant and hilarious. Nice work.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2d (10 replies)

It is okay to masturbate.

Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.

Aeri@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.

Like hey man I don't care that you've decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2d (1 reply)

hey man I don’t care that you’ve decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 9h

Now i want to hear Gianni Matragrano voice this as he does

SippyCup@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d

We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.

SorryQuick@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Everybody has a different baseline. Very, very different, indeed. Let's not spin something perfectly normal as a sort of mental illness.

SorryQuick@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2d

I never said it’s a mental illness, it’s normal human behavior to get addicted to things.

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 1d

I would even contend daily is a bit too much. 3-4 times a week or every other day seems to be healthy.

dawcas@scribe.disroot.org · 1 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I think I'm in the ace spectrum and cumming is a chore.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

That's why I wrote "some", because it varies from people to people.

kingofras@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3d

We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.

mr_account@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d (1 reply)

You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2d

Or to wake up. Or to burn calories after eating. Or to have something to add to coffee

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2d

A true, historically-accurate Pharaoh would do it publicly to increase crop fertility/yields but this works too

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Prostrate yourself for your prostate.

Defectus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

I'm always in a pro state

CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There's no way to justify OP's spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d

Massage tables have a hole in them, but the people that work there get all grouchy when I use them as such.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d

If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.

CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

Good for the pelvic floor.

half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1d

There is lady prostate, and it does make lady cum, but they're a little galaxy of small guys along the urethra, and it isn't much cum, but it is still prostate juice, which may as well be cum

Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I only procrastinate at work

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2d

Procrasturbation.

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

That was a lie.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 5 pts · 2d

I am probably good for the next 5 live times.

eurodyne@piefed.world · 5 pts · 2d

Uh huh.. riiight….

Me too.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2d (1 reply)