c/programmer_humor · by exu@feditown.com · 16hYou wouldn't download furniture By @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net 676 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 65 pts · 16h
You guys won't believe this, but the movie series "IP Man" has nothing to do with computers.
galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6h
Maybe they'll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 16h
I misconfigured my ipdoor and can't get in anymore
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 22 pts · 14h
This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 14h
it's always DNS
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 15h
So theres also a iphone?
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 54 pts · 15h
I've never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.
Hupf@feddit.org · 9 pts · 12h
Alfred: What's a htub, Sir?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 6h
Yes...for sharpening your knives.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 16h
I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.
dan@upvote.au · 11 pts · 15h
Now that's a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13h
Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8h
nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 15h
We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.
qualia@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 14h
I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.
darkreader2636@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 14h
It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5h
What's ipdog?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12h
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 6h
The one in Ipswitch?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 10h
is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?
mojo_raisin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 5h
nfkea is the new hotness
matelt@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 6h
Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.
(Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)
Lol
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3h
is there any sequence of letters that can't be read as fart in french? in don't speak french so i say non
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 3h
An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12h
Even Ipsets.
Robin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8h
something something ipman
wedge@multiverse.soulism.net · 2 pts · 15h
Brilliant lol
mogoh@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 15h
Where can I get rainbowtables?
exu@feditown.com · 3 pts · 13h
Next to the gold pot at the end of a rainbow
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h
At the RAM bank.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h
I tried to shop there, but I wasn't allowed to enter the store.
TeddE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3h
They make a nice server rack, for what it's worth
https://wiki.eth0.nl/index.php/LackRack