Of all the collapse modelling, I’m sure the one that takes out internet to the masses will create a testosterone bomb no armed military police will be a match for.
I was going to say I disagree with you on your choice of porn due to the lack of women, but then I noticed you already have a jar of my ex-wife. Good luck!
Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you'll be so drunk you won't even care that you're eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.
I don't think I've ever tried raw ground beef like that. I've tried beef tartar thingy...wasn't that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?
You know, I read these as a humorous juxtaposition between the style of (apparently unironic, posted in earnest) "girl dinner" pictures which are usually just a few small piles of whatever from the fridge, with the r/malelivingspace attitude.
42 Comments
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 6d
My dinner from a few weeks ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 6d
Ewwww.
Eww eww ewww.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I see that in the back.
You are using windows!
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d
I know I know, it is windows 10 though, but yea disgusting anyway
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 21 pts · 6d
Did you seriously search for "hockey" in gay pornhub?
You have to be fucking Canadian
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d
Someone hasn't read Heated Rivalry
boonhet@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 5d
Private browsing tab, those aren't his searches but random suggestions, probably by location
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d
Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!
kingofras@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d
Of all the collapse modelling, I’m sure the one that takes out internet to the masses will create a testosterone bomb no armed military police will be a match for.
boonhet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 5d
I was going to say I disagree with you on your choice of porn due to the lack of women, but then I noticed you already have a jar of my ex-wife. Good luck!
hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d
Pickle surprise!
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 6d
Fancy pants can afford meat
jared@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 6d
And new pants.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
That's some sort of loop forming
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 6d
Is that... the bathroom floor?
I mean... given the meal... I guess it makes sense
Godric@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 6d
Only the finest setting for the finest dining!
Trex202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 6d
Tiled counter top
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 6d
Unfortunately, there was a time that people thought using these kinds of tile was a good idea for kitchen counters.
I can assure you they were very mistaken and they really suck. Be glad you're not aquatinted with them.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 6d
Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you'll be so drunk you won't even care that you're eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 6d
Alcohol kills germs!
boonhet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 5d
Hey when I say rare I mean legendary!
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 6d
Swim out past the breakers, and watch the world die
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 6d
Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, ketchup, pepper, mix it and it's good to go
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 6d
Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 6d
Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 5d
You could probably make some whack-ass sausages with all that.
starik@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 6d
Steak tartare made from grocery store ground beef 🤮
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d
That's what the Everclear is for. It's going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 6d
Cooking isn't hard, just burn the house down like the rest of us idiots!
istdaslol@feddit.org · 7 pts · 6d
Habe some respect and put some onion in it to have a proper mettigel
redbrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 6d
I don't think I've ever tried raw ground beef like that. I've tried beef tartar thingy...wasn't that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?
Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d
Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 5 pts · 6d
Would it kill you to put in a little effort…
https://somuchfoodblog.com/steak-tartare/#wprm-recipe-container-12182
Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d
Yes
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 6d
Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao
myyass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 6d
Where's the bread? The onions? Mettbrötchen is pretty good if done right.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d
Poor lad never grew up to be man, died of dysentery.
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d
No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!
hansolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 5d
Atta boy!
pammyfromthesticks@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 6d
"Functional unemployment" nearing 25% in U.S., analysis finds
lowleveldata@programming.dev · -1 pts · 6d
Going out to buy meat sounds like a huge waste of time. I'd just eat 2 cup noodles and call it a day
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · -4 pts · 6d
haha, sexism funni
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 6d
You know, I read these as a humorous juxtaposition between the style of (apparently unironic, posted in earnest) "girl dinner" pictures which are usually just a few small piles of whatever from the fridge, with the r/malelivingspace attitude.