First post removed for posting a gif of the Kirk fountain. He was alive in this frame of the video.
How are you spending this, the first Kirkiversary, everyone?
Matthew 26:52
"Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty."
55 Comments
jontree255@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 3d
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 40 pts · 3d
Well this death was certainly worth it.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
Classic liberal. Doesn't think aboot themselves until it benefits them. /s
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 3d
db2@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 3d
StillAlive@piefed.world · 59 pts · 3d
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3d
I was reading this in the bus and made me do an audible "Holy Fuck". Username and all...
user_name@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3d
The fucking “then why am I dead?” one kills me (figuratively!) every time.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 3d
Then do I ever have the image for you!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 3d
God damn dude! That's perfect.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 3d
You gotta admit though, this guy getting Kirked and his name is Kirk - that’s a crazy coincidence
user_name@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 3d
Really makes you think.
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 3d
Is miss Kirk going to strip tease this year to keep the grift going?
user_name@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3d
Maybe the veuve Kirk will start an onlyfans or something. That would be a real turning point for JD Vance’s credit card.
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 2d
It is going to be part of the finale in her world privacy tour 2026!
db2@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 3d
Gross
Murse@slrpnk.net · 38 pts · 3d
Say what you want about the guy, but in the end he leaned left.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 3d
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d
Every time it makes me laugh
raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 3d
Happy Kirkiversary to all who celebrate
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 3d
Don’t forget to take a shot!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2d
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! - LMFAO
Kraiden@piefed.social · 7 pts · 3d
kirkmas
Seimhe@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3d
If we don’t shit on each other's doorsteps, how do we know that we are truly free?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
we could all shit on one specific doorstep
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3d
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3d
Has it been a whole year? Hot damn.
Signed, somebody who has never shot anybody (except airsoft/paintball) for an entire lifetime.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 14 pts · 3d
Happy Kirkentine's day ❤️
A time to kiss loved ones on the neck
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3d
For being as bigoted as he was, he certainly took a huge load in his throat.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 19 pts · 3d
He ended up leaning left in the end.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3d
Getting my paperwork to volunteer at the food bank finished, because he said that giving handouts would cause the downfall of the west.
Agrivar@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3d
Why did the Kirk-fountain GIF post get removed?
user_name@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3d
Apparently lemmy.world rule 6 bans violent content which seems very unevenly enforced, especially with respect to newsworthy events. Also somebody upset about German law.
Agrivar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
Glad I already have a copy saved locally, so I can watch it whenever I need a hit of schadenfreude!
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 3d
Oh no, and where would one find such gifs on the web, just so I can avoid it?
db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Because this isn't 4chan or reddit. It's still snuff even if he completely asked for it.
Tooks@piefed.social · 6 pts · 3d
Preservation of the internet?
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 2d
Video of kirk's killing, while snuff, is in the public's interest to see.
The goddamned network news channels are showing people getting wasted on tv now anyway.
Furbag@pawb.social · 13 pts · 3d
Man, he really outshone 9/11 last year, huh?
I think they are making up for it this year though. I've been hearing nothing but news stories about the 9/11 anniversary since Monday.
tektite@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2d
This year is the 25th anniversary so that may be part of why you're hearing so much about it.
Furbag@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2d
Indeed, you're most likely correct. I just always find it strange how much of the news cycle it dominates each year, even on off-years. I wonder if 25 years after Pearl Harbor the newspapers and radio newscasters were still reporting on it with as much enthusiasm, or were they more focused on the Vietnam conflict and more recent and relevant headlines. Pearl Harbor day today gets like a 5 minute segment and then they move on, but with 9/11 it's almost become an annual cultural event.
It must suck to have been born after 9/11/2001 and constantly be reminded about this attack that you weren't even alive for, all because other people don't want to forget it happened, and you can't even meaningfully participate in the main cultural aspect of 9/11 which is sharing storied about "what were you doing on the day it happened?".
Niquarl@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1d
Well 9/11 is still relevant to be fair although I doubt much of the news coverage is about the aftermath.
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 2d
He couldn't stand to not be the center of attention, he was neck and neck with the other maga influencers last year.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 2d
Erika is certain celebrating it.
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 3d
Spending it not thinking about toilet paper boy at all except when chuckling at a meme.
solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3d
Mfw I have to explain why we need gun control to someone with less than average intelligence.
Auk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
Some folks talk out the side of their mouth. Charlie preferred the side of his neck at the end.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3d
Did Ironically the person who
pushed the buttonfired the bullet prove Kirk’s firearm views correct whilst he held court under a “prove me wrong” banner?Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3d
Leopard went for the jugular
mangobanana@discuss.online · 5 pts · 3d
Why the fuck was his head so abnormally large?
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2d
I don't know, we should dig up his body and submit it to a phrenological survey to make sure he wasn't a degenerate.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
you should see it now after his torso has mummified and shrank. His huge head looks even bigger.
Almacca@aussie.zone · -11 pts · 3d
Same as every day: not giving a fuck about some fat-headed American idiot that should have never been given attention in the first place. It's all the same tired jokes at this point. How do I add filter words in Jerboa?
db2@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3d
You clearly think you're smarter than everyone else. Figure it out yourself.
Almacca@aussie.zone · -7 pts · 3d
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 2d
All the same tired jokes with or without gang violence jokes?