The best child's toy!

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TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 40 pts · 4d (4 replies)

Same energy

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Foreskins and pizza crusts is eternal. A cure for phimosis, and hunger!

confuser@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 4d (1 reply)

I always thought they were tornados

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 10 pts · 4d

it's my trapper keeper

eurodyne@piefed.world · 0 pts · 4d

Mmm, foreskin… that’s where my tongue goes…

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 4d (22 replies)

Putting those in doctor’s offices never made sense to me. Yes, let’s have sick kids put their fingers all over something that’s made of porous wood and impossible to fully sanitize.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 4d (7 replies)

Both the wood and metal are thoroughly painted and easy to spray/wipe down, with simple shapes you can move to get the crevices. And it's quiet. Better than 🧸 ⚽🦖 🦄 🚜🚗🧩🪆🚛 🔫 📚

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 4d (5 replies)

Nobody is cleaning this though

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Unless you have an insanely negligent doctor, people are absolutely cleaning this.

BCsven@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Every place I've gone that has these, are absolutely filthy.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d

That can totally happen within an hour at a pediatrician’s office though.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

I've seen someone come out from the back at the doctor's office and wipe it down with disinfectant wipes before but I've never seen anyone clean anything on the Enterprise

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d

The ship is self cleaning. And there was a Lower Deck episode or two on this.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 4d

We had toy trucks and legos and stuffed animals but only on the routine checkup half of the lobby.

Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d (9 replies)

Wood is naturally antimicrobial. Also, a spray with lysol is more than enough to clean it.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 4d (8 replies)

Wood is definitely not antimicrobial. That’s why they use plastic cutting boards in restaurants, especially for meat.

Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Yes, wood absolutely is. The idea that plastic cutting boards are safer is far outdated science and was marketing pushed by the plastic industry. Wood cutting boards are easier to sanitize because the wood is naturally antimicrobial, while plastic gets deep cuts in it from knives that are harder to clean.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2666765723000741

https://www.helsinki.fi/en/news/public-health/even-treated-wood-prevents-bacterial-transmission-hand

Hell, back in the early 90s, studies were showing plastic holds onto bacteria more than wood, even after sanitization, and that wooden cutting boards were more hygienic than plastic.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31113021/

Plastic cutting boards also introduce a shit ton of microplastics directly into food.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37220346/

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d (2 replies)

I stand corrected on wood’s antiseptic properties, though I’ve never seen a butcher or fish monger use anything other than HDPE boards.

But I still think having a toy that’s designed for kids to touch in a doctors office is a bad idea. It’s almost as bad as a ball pit.

Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Commercial places use plastic because it's cheap, portable, and disposable. You can have a thinner cutting board that's easier to move around, you can toss it in the high temp dishwasher, and when it gets too cut up you can just throw it away and get another one for dirt cheap. And you can have 100 of them so that when you cut beef on one, you can just toss that into the sink and grab a new one to cut vegetables on without worrying about sanitizing in between.

Wood requires maintenance, is heavier, and expensive. You can't just throw it in the dishwasher and have to hand wash it, otherwise it will warp. And a thick butcher block cutting board that can stand up to constant commercial use is really heavy. Plus they're FAR more expensive than plastic. You can't have that many of them, and have to worry about sanitizing in between uses. And they're 10-100x more expensive than plastic boards.

Being big and bulky introduces the human element too. If it's a pain in the ass to move around and clean properly, people will cut corners or just not do it. They'll cut chicken on it then give it a half ass wipe and use the same board to cut veggies on because they're under a time crunch and taking the time to properly clean it is "wasting time".

It's like wearing gloves. Gloves are more hygienic in a vacuum, but that depends on proper usage. People need to still wash their hands and need to change gloves each time there's a risk of cross-contamination. Which they don't do. You'll see people touching their faces or money with gloves, then turn around and touch food with the same gloves. Which is why in nicer restaurants, you will never see anyone wearing gloves. They just wash their hands more frequently because that's safer than the risk of cross-contamination from improper glove usage.

But I still think having a toy that’s designed for kids to touch in a doctors office is a bad idea. It’s almost as bad as a ball pit.

Probably, but unfortunately the age that kids are most frequently at the doctor, are the ages where kids are almost entirely tactile learners and don't do well just sitting quietly or watching a screen.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d

I agree that human young are as annoying as they are riddled with disease.

queermunist@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Consider that, perhaps, restaurant owners are mostly morons.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 4d (2 replies)

This means Costco is a bunch of morons because they use plastic cutting boards in their butcher shop.

queermunist@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 4d

This means Costco is a bunch of morons

Correct, but also, plastic is cheaper.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d

just ignore them. their brain is malnourished.

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 4d

Snot makes it easier to slide the beads

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 4d

How else would a good doctor get repeat business? 🤷‍♂️

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d

Wood absorbs Lysol spray. It's fine.

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 4d

No worries, no kid ever played with them.

neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 4d (6 replies)

The OG: The Anatex Industries Bead Maze:

https://www.86vintage.com/products/vintage-rollercoaster-by-anatex-industries-bead-maze

Still available, but with a less heavy base: https://www.madisonartshop.com/anatex-classic-bead-maze.html

What did they do with all that money after becoming a staple of a generation?

They dreamed bigger.

https://www.madisonartshop.com/anatex-the-ultimate-fleur-rollercoaster.html

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 4d (4 replies)

Crazy that the second one is much cheaper.

neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 4d

You can still buy the original one relatively inexpensively, but the first link is to a collector's website that has the older model.

I only know about this stuff because I once wrote a well-reasoned and sincere tiered ranking of each of the bead tracks.
::: spoiler spoiler Green track: S-tier :::

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Me: So are you sure you think I might be autistic?

Friend: you sent me a link to the Rollercoaster table asking me if it was normal to want to buy one of these so you can spend a couple of hours unwinding moving the beads around; you're wanting to spend silly money on a visual and tactile stim to relax, you're probably autistic, get tested.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d

no... i just, um, wanted to fundraise one for my wife's classroom. yeah. that's it. i can play with it after school and on weekends. totally.

NINE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d

Even this day and age, $50 for that seems a little ridiculous

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

At first read over to fast over Anatex and beads and it was a whole different rabbit hole.

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 4d

What else would future dentist offices have!!!???

BananaTrifleViolin@piefed.world · 9 pts · 4d (4 replies)

Genuine question - isn't she a little old for that? I thought it was aimed at toddlers learning how to grasp and move things? Not like 7-8 year olds.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 4d

I'm over forty and still like those.

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Look at what she's wearing and consider

tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3d

For anyone thinking, "really? 'look at what she's wearing'??"

It's purple, so its fine

adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 4d

she's totally doing some sort of astrophysics calculation on it.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d

and fuckin Alexander being a fucking wart in the background.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d

They still got Mozart in the 24th century too!

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 4d

I didn't think it survived till modern day never mind several centuries in the future.